Sortitoutsi's got talent!

Deano

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15 Oct 2012 14:11:39

Go on then, what's your talent? Do you have a party trick? [/boredinwork]

Slashman X

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15 Oct 2012 14:37:01

I once killed a guy with a trident

Eric Portapotty

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15 Oct 2012 14:41:39

I jack off once every two days.

Boone

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15 Oct 2012 14:41:48

I open bottles with my lighter, not so much a party trick, as something that comes in useful when at parties...

DMT Abuse

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15 Oct 2012 15:01:25

I spike drinks at children's parties.

Franck

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15 Oct 2012 15:16:54

Not that rare a talent and not something I'd do at a party, but I can put my foot behind my head.

Telegram Sam

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15 Oct 2012 15:31:40

I make it rain.

Tommo.

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15 Oct 2012 16:48:40

I mastered self folatio

DB

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15 Oct 2012 16:56:40

CEO 10k a day.

the_urban_lemon

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15 Oct 2012 17:22:36

I've got a praying mantis impression that goes down well

Bian

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15 Oct 2012 21:59:00

I can do a few card tricks and can cook a mean pizza.

mr.SPANKY

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15 Oct 2012 22:21:34

I can get belidgerently drunk.

Obtuse

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16 Oct 2012 04:09:16

I have echolalia so I can pull off most impressions after a few listens to them.

jumberto

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16 Oct 2012 09:50:48

By Obtuse | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 05:09 AM

I have echolalia so I can pull off most impressions after a few listens to them.

I have to say you do a fantastic impression of a cunt.

rossiheslopi

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16 Oct 2012 09:52:17

By jumberto | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 10:50 AM

I have to say you do a fantastic impression of a cunt.

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16 Oct 2012 10:02:50

By jumberto | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 10:50 AM

I have to say you do a fantastic impression of a cunt.

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Slashman X

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16 Oct 2012 10:49:53

By Obtuse | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 05:09 AM

I have echolalia so I can pull off most impressions after a few listens to them.

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Deano

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16 Oct 2012 11:27:38

By jumberto | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 10:50 AM

I have to say you do a fantastic impression of a cunt.

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Justicar

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16 Oct 2012 11:30:56

By Obtuse | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 05:09 AM

I have echolalia so I can pull off most impressions after a few listens to them.

"Echolalia occurs during human child development, with babies producing vowels, some consonants and echolalia between 6 to 9 months of age.[citation needed] It can also describe a speech disorder in humans with developmental disabilities."

A cunt with developmental disabilities?

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16 Oct 2012 13:57:27

I teach guitar.