This Is Anfield

That article summarises what is shit on this planet.

I think we need a definitive list of awfulness:

1. Mark Lawrenson
2. Famine
3. Alan Hansen
4. Disease
5. Craig Burley
6. War

Craig Burley is worse than war because nobody has made a good film about Craig Burley.

"Look at Downing trying to score in an empty net".

This is the large portrait of Brendan Rodgers in Brendan Rodgers' house.

That room looks like the back of a Wetherspoons. Not exactly homely.

"I saw someone recently criticising Joe Allen for not playing risk passes. Unbelievable. So-called pundits who don't know the dynamics of a team and how it functions, Joe's role is to keep the ball and that, in Britain, is a special talent. It is why Paul Scholes is still playing at his age. It is such a rare talent for a midfielder to rarely give the ball away."