Transfer Rumours 2015/16

Hahaha, you bitter fuck.

Well we only 'missed out' on Otamendi in the sense we miss out on anyone we don't want to sign.

Seems no clubs can put up with Mourinho for more than 3 years has he managed to make it to a 4th year yet?

Looks like Fazio is off to West Brom \o/

We're selling all the right players but not bringing them in. Austin and Yarmolenko would be good, although the latter appears to be going to Everton.

Manager Louis van Gaal tried to play down his interest in Pedro during his Friday press conference but agent Antonio Sanz insists Chelsea capitalised on United's last-minute hesitation.

"Maybe Manchester United fell asleep," Sanz told Radio Club Tenerife. "The negotiation with Chelsea was like a lightning bolt.

"It is common knowledge that United were in the bidding for Pedro, but Chelsea were faster and within 24 hours reached an agreement with the club. It was a whirlwind."

We were bidding for Pedro, definitely interested, but LvG had doubts which caused us to withdraw our interest and Chelsea quickly swept in.

The Sun have a 'World Exclusive' saying we want Neymar. I don't think there's anyone we haven't been linked to ffs.

verse is probably furiously photoshopping him into the above team as we speak.

verse is probably furiously photoshopping him into the above team as we speak.

Reports are from Odd's local newspaper it sounds like.

I swear every player I buy on Fifa or FM ends up going to either Spurs, Arsenal or Chelsea in real life, its already happened 4 times this summer.

Love how there isn't one single quote throughout the whole article, you really need to stop reading paper stories Sam.

Love how there isn't one single quote throughout the whole article, you really need to stop reading paper stories Sam.

Cech, Wimmer, Falcao and Pedro?

Sport1 say we want De Bruyne.

I've also heard today that Bayern want De Bruyne and if that's the case we'll go for Muller. I'm so happy it's nearly September.

Don't forget apparently meeting Neymar's buyout clause.