Barclays Premier League 2013/14

tmatthew clearly has Scouse roots

We've diving, we're pathetic, we're slow, we're boring, we're not even one-dimensional because that implies we have a game plan, we are a bizarre mix of long ball, kick and rush and doing multiple dummies over a stationary ball only to give it to the opposition. We look like a lot of things, but we don't look like Manchester United right now.

Pretty sure RVP booted someone in the afters too

Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Kompany (C), Demichelis, Kolarov, Milner, Yaya Toure, Fernandinho, Nasri, Aguero, Negredo

Ooh, was a peno there.

No doubt Moyes will use this (legitimate) incident to excuse himself if they lose.

Who's he commentating for?

He's played for the under 21's a few times recently.