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#156069 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Worst match I can remember from him in a long, long time.

It did seem like playing him when he sounded unfit would be a bit of a risk, and one that has backfired spectacular.

I missed the first 20-odd minutes of the second half but that Skrtel handball at the end was a ridiculous one both in terms of it happening and the fact only the cameras spotted it. But I daresay the upshot of all of it is that Liverpool are now the favourites.

Makes it interesting if Norwich win next Sunday.
#155989 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Jesus Man City have been invisible in defence.
#155968 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Bet this finishes 0-0

Maybe that's why I don't bet.

Good control and finish from Sterling though.
#155965 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Bet this finishes 0-0
This would involve logic though.



Sunday Sun can fuck off though. Fact the local media are giving space to Sheppard show that they don't give a single fuck about Newcastle, or the 'local community'. But who could possible predict a bunch of white, male, middle-class, middle-age journalists would have a persecution complex?


Pards is also sorry, for finishing higher than most pre-season predictions. Pards is also sorry for keeping Newcastle out of the relegation scrap that a lot of pundits predicted.

The problem is you have to change expectations as you go along, and a long bad streak when you've surpassed your minimum expectation can yield trouble. Look at West Brom - they were 4th in November last season with a team built around a loan striker (Lukaku), then coasted to the end, and never really got out of that coasting spiral. This streak of poor performances is not conductive to a good mood.

The relentless streak of excuses Pardew comes up with to justify defeats is also not helpful. Yes, Stoke had a lucky wind-assisted goal and yes, we should've had a penalty, but he never accepts the premise his team have played poor, or that he picked the wrong team/tactics/both. At some point, you just stop believing everything he says

But like it matters. I don't imagine him leaving the club anytime soon.
#155871 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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In fairness, Newcastle are 2 points away from Southampton, who have had an amazing season. Had they won today against Stoke City (and they were a sitter and penalty away in a shockingly dull game from doing so), they'd be ahead of them.

While this is true, the fact is also that we were 6th after beating Stoke on Boxing Day and had a legitimate shot at, if not quite a top 4 challenge than at least holding our own for a high finish. Barring one or two exceptions, the performances since have been painful and I daresay four months of frequently poor football has finally drained the optimism away.

I accept top 10 is preferable to last season, when it took us 37 games to make sure we were even able to stay in the league. But its been astonishing how flat 2014 has been so far - the only two genuinely impressive performances were at West Ham (Cabaye left within 10 days) and Hull (tainted by that stupid head-nudge). Pardew's ridiculous truth-bending doesn't help our mood with him.



Still, the relegation battle does make for compelling viewing. Sunderland look to have used up all their lifelines, but elsewhere, its anyone's guess. Be quite something if Norwich, Cardiff and Fulham all survive.
#155817 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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When they beat Crystal Palace about a month ago.

Yes. We've lost more games by 3 or more goals than we've actually won in 2014.
#155737 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Newcastle are playing 3-5-2 today.

That is all.
I thought we'd get hammered again but that insipid performance was as bad as the humiliation at Southampton a few weeks back.

Pardew blaming the local media, the wind and the referee is yet more deflecting from the central issue that his team selection, tactics and performances since the reverse fixture have been (barring one or two exceptions) fucking useless.
#155494 Newcastle Thread
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There was no 'psyche' apart from getting rich. Patronise the fans, when they get a bit restless and make some new signings using the clubs money. But they always made sure they got paid first. 'Resigning from the board is a completely meaningless act, when they were still majority shareholders and still on their massive salaries.

It is interesting to read this idea that they wanted to amass some kind of Geordie Galactico XI, particularly when played against the fact they replaced Robson (a very capable manager) with Souness (worse than useless).

But I did say that the business model was a mess that was going to end poorly - they did make themselves very wealthy, while borrowing a ton of cash from Barclays and advancing adidas and Northern Rock sponsorship fees to fund trophy signings with limbs made of felt, thus causing problems on and off the pitch. What's depressing to read, however, is that we were actually making more sponsorship and matchday money while they were driving the club off a cliff. The stats are there - in 2006/07, we had matchday and commercial income of around £61million, whereas in 2011/12, the same income made around £37million. So while it made more overall turnover, nearly all of it was Sky TV money and on those two merits, the club is a failing business: http://www.themag.co.uk/tyne-talk/ggg/

Yes, I guess it was a sham resignation. Plus the fact Douglas Hall's dad was owner meant the shares were never going to be taken away from him or his mate Fat Freddy. I suppose its naive to have expected him not to weasel his way back to the top. Also interesting to see a lack of anything about this time reproduced.
I'd still love to know what was done with Alan Pardew's hefty fine.

We'll probably never know.
#155327 2013/14 Kit Thread
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Liverpool's current kit is much better.
Looks like those shitty "Visualisers" in Window Media Player back in the day

I was thinking that. adidas really have embraced designs with a "WTF" feel - bit like some demented '90s revival gone too far.
#155088 Newcastle Thread
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-newcastle-chairman-freddy-shepherd-3393855

I'm guessing he was missing the £750k a year pay packages he had for himself. I mean, Ashley is clearly not interested in us beyond free promo space for his business enterprises, but a return for Shepherd would hardly be progression.
#154808 Newcastle Thread
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Didn't Allardyce-era Bolton bid for Rivaldo as well?
#154804 Newcastle Thread
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The history and psyche that drove them behind their years in charge is interesting to read but aside from the fact its ridiculous they were allowed back on the board less than a few months after the fun with the Fake Sheikh in the first place, the business model they had would've led to the club falling off a cliff at some point.
#154382 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Stranger things have happened, i.e. Liverpool actually being amongst the title race this season.

True - I thought they'd blown any hope they had of a title with the twin defeats at the Etihad and Stamford Bridge after Christmas.

I don't know if they're gonna win it or not but a win next weekend will mean they're the title favourites, like it or lump it.
#154329 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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I hope Liverpool lose the title on the final day of the season. Jammy pricks.

They're playing us on the final day of the campaign. If they're gonna drop points at any time, its not going to be then.
#154246 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Just read that Big Sam is the 3rd longest serving manager in the PL, 2 yrs and 309 days. 1 yr more than Rodgers in 4th place. Poyet is the 13th longest serving manager at 180 days. Fucking hell. Owners are far too trigger happy

Is nine Premier League sackings this season a record?
#154158 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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While his football has woefully underused their new attacking options and the fans have clearly wanted him out for several months, the lack of time and that hideous final 4 games (even more so if Fulham beat them next weekend) seems to have signed their relegation.
#153844 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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It strangely wouldn't hurt as much losing 3-0 knowing we've absolutely went for it and been called out for being too attacking.

We're literally setting up as defensive as possible and condeding shit loads.

Tactically clueless.

No, I get that - least it would show a slight of attacking life. Aside from Cisse and sometimes Ben Arfa, we recently haven't looked like providing a goal. Gouffran certainly looks like he's given up and is only playing due to lack of genuine alternative.
How bad do Newcastle have to get before Pardew gets the sack?

Lose all the remaining games in a similarly inept and woeful fashion?

That'd be genuinely troubling - Swansea and Cardiff should be easy home wins, and being mauled by Stoke would also be a kick in the face.
#153821 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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That non-offside call was horrendous.

It also hurts to see Juan Mata doing what we all know he can in a red shirt. Hopefully Moyes puts him back out wide.

Wait for Rooney and RVP to come back and you'll get your wish.
What do people want managers to say when their team loses? There is literally nothing they can say (publicly) which can improve anything.

Its all usually PR guff but there's a problem all round at the moment on Tyneside - this was the 6th time in 2014 we've lost be three or more, and a lot of the players yesterday were either making errors or completely useless. Providing entertaining football is one thing but providing a team capable of playing football is a more fundamental basic and at times recently, we've looked incapable of doing that.
#153557 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Yet more drab, forgettable shite. Though it does prove the theory Cisse might get more goals if we had much better crossers/creative options, given Lindegaard's done well to keep him off the scoreboard.
#153210 2013/14 Kit Thread
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New red keepers shirt as well: http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/chelsea-red-gk-1415_26139

Terrible ad campaign, bizarre kit colour choice. Also good luck using that against Liverpool.
#153151 2013/14 Kit Thread
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Didn't they have a similar top during the season they won the Champions League?
#152491 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Aye I'm pretty sure the one Chelsea got for Kakuta was repealed almost as soon as the appeal was lodged.
#152412 Champions League 2013/14
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Much as its rich for a team with Arjen Robben to complain about diving, Rooney's fall was ridiculous.
#152184 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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I'm still surprised it took us two seasons to go from Championship to top 5, but that is probably just a spectacular one-off - not just for us, but for promoted clubs in general.

I know Southampton think they can someday win the Premier League but it would take huge funding, keeping all their best players from other teams that try to cream them off and a shit load of luck. Even in trying to break in, you'd have to try and take advantage of the teams having the off season (Spurs and MUFC) and then make sure you can cope with Europa League, which seems to be a draining tournament.

So, yeah, like fuck is Big Sam going to leave.
#151820 2013/14 Kit Thread
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Dull shirt being very stupidly priced. But then I never buy England shirts so I don't really need to pay attention.
#151797 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Ben Arfa is clearly a talented player, but talent alone is not good enough to succeed - he's a lazy cunt who is clearly not willing to improve his fitness to help the team.

Players like Gouffran and Sissoko only really play well when the team is playing well, and play incredibly bad when others around them aren't carrying them.

Since January our only good regular performers have been Krul, Debuchy, Tiote and Remy.

We had 3 left backs on the pitch at one point vs Southampton ffs.

I seem to remember him tracking back in the 5th place season and a few times earlier this one as well, although probably not regularly enough. Even so, he does seem to be wasted more often than not. Thought at least he's getting game time, unlike the likes of Sammy Ameobi, Marveaux and (the admittedly useless) Obertan, who seem to have gone missing.

But the team is carrying an alarming number of passengers in search of either a formation or motivation. Seems to be that they think this top 10 bonus Ashley promised means that they can do just enough to secure it (12 points on 11th place means we probably already have done enough) and then just turn up for the other games.

I mean, 4 wins in 14 since Boxing Day is unacceptable, not least given a number of the defeats have been maulings.
#151758 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Aye in his first season AVB got Spurs' highest ever Premier League points total, which was good for a team heavily reliant on Gareth Bale. Its just that somehow Arsenal pulled their best form of the entire campaign out after being seemingly buried. He even still has a higher win percentage than Harry Redknapp, whose teams always seemed to fall to bits in March and April.

But it seems as though AVB wanted different players to the ones Baldini recruited, and when he got the ones he wound up with, had no idea on how to play them with his more defensively-minded strategies. So it was a combination that was perhaps always going to end badly, one way or another. Even then, they were six points from 4th at the time, so its not as if they were that significantly off the pace. Its fairly clear that after the initial promise, Sherwood has not exactly been an improvement.
I think yesterday really shows up Pardew's limitations. Seems to have absolutely no game plan. Southamton are mudering our lack of pace at the back with simple long balls in behind. Let's do absolutely nothing. And take HBA off.

I really fucking hate his man management style. I think he already has his subs planned before the game and is determined to use them in that order. What's the point in HBA when you clearly have no faith in him? See also Obertan/Marveaux/Sammy/Ferguson/Gouffran/Dummett/Haidara.

I'm guessing until Remy is fit, we'll continue to see LdJ and HBA rotating with the starting one hauled off as first sub if it isn't working.

Consensus seems to be HBA is going to leave in the summer, and who can blame him - he's never given a chance to play in a position he might influence proceedings, and usually seems to be the scapegoat when things go awry.

Tactically, Pardew really has problems. Yanga-Mbiwa is not a right back, Sissoko is not a right-winger, Gouffran is seemingly restrained, we frequently have nobody on the pitch that can deliver a coherent corner or free-kick and we seem to be reliant on Cisse (form really seems to have gone), Shola (useless and going) and de Jong (somehow worse than Shola).

I get the feeling if Man United get beaten by Bayern we're going to be a very compliant stress relief tool.
#151609 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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The rumour I saw is that he punched a player in the face, which is as good a justification for dismissal as you can get. Assuming its happened, of course.
#151608 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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The rumour I saw is that he punched a player in the face, which is as good a justification for dismissal as you can get. Assuming its happened, of course.
#151219 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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Bloody hell, WBA score on 92 minutes, then Cardiff go straight from kick-off to equalise. Crazy game.