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#89718 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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By Number 1 | Permalink | On 21 July 2013 - 23:40 PM
Portugese media claim we are 'on the brink' of signing Oscar Cardozo

Just once I wish we could not be in this place and actually fucking sign somebody.

Feel you bruh.
#89717 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Gahahahaha now you will know how we feel.
#89455 MSN
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You're now in NS aren't you Zijie?
#89369 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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What's happened to de Sanctis that they had to sign a new goalkeeper?

By Zog | Permalink | On 20 July 2013 - 21:27 PM
Hopefully he doesn't bring his watch to England, could cause mayhem.

By Blaze | Permalink | On 20 July 2013 - 22:06 PM
MON BERNARD TIME

What?
#89286 Folarific
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I've yet to try India, so it's good fun seeing someone have a go there, keep it up.

By northbank_aggro | Permalink | On 19 July 2013 - 05:02 AM
Sounds like an interesting project, never managed in India before but standard looks very poor.

Silly question perhaps, but what tool do you use for editing your screenshots. For some reason I can't do a Print Screen on FM and need to hit F12 and retrieve it from the Steam folder. Is there an easier way?

Try MyImgur, you probably have to play in Windowed mode though.
#290791 [FM12] Pentagon
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https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/PsQIIuSaTp4OoSixBuYMEa3XO2CofbH4K2WYzzAC.png

Great start, but the form is probably covering over some cracks in this team.

Don't let some of the high-scoring games fool you - most of them were achieved during Edmund Addo's final months at the club, and the current strikeforce is certainly more of quantity over quality.

League

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Still unbeaten, which is helpful; Addo's departure, less so.

William Aziz is now first choice, and still a bit rusty having returned from injury. His deputy is AM-turned-forward Iddi Antwi, who, at 24, is being given a last chance to secure a place in this team.
He's been inconsistent, and it doesn't help that I can't trust in the big matches.

Super Cup

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A really cagey final, with St. Mirren playing with an unorthodox 3-4-2-1, stuffing 4 central midfielders into the CM and AM positions, while still having 1 forward and 2 wingers.
In an attempt to combat their midfield overloads I played a 4-5-1, playing on the counter through my inside forwards.

Either side had great chances to win it before the shootout, but we probably did deserve the win looking at the stats.

Cup

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There seems to be a new trend around these parts, having an under-par 1st leg before cleaning up in the 2nd.
Still, a win is a win.

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Conceded early in the 1st leg, and took some time to get going before 3 quick goals got me in the clear.
2nd leg was a relief.

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1st half in the 1st leg was dour, shots were going everywhere but the goal, then they took a shock lead (and away goal).
Then Iddi Antwi woke up and got us into an aggregate lead.
If the 1st leg was dour, the 2nd was well... suffice to say we needed an own goal to save our skins. Not cool.

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Not met a giant yet, better will be expected.

CAF Champions League

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Made the mistake of underestimating this Togolese outfit with almost an entirely greyed-out team.
Antwi was hopeless uptop, and as a result we didn't really do anything of note.
Conceding a late away goal winner added insult to injury.

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Revenge, oh so sweet.
Taking an early lead, we were always in control of the tie and put in a vastly improved performance.

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A 2nd meeting in 3 seasons, fingers crossed we pull off a repeat shock against Mazembe.
#89212 The Lower League Thread
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Call up de Laurentiis, he's looking for an English club to buy.
#89181 The Armoury
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Look how haggard he is.
#89180 La Liga 2013/14
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Surely not Jordi Roura, please.
#89166 The Armoury
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https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/8t53Xs4QE2qnelYZxhOaieusLZF0kmbsI2DwaF1X.jpg

He could have been so much more.
#89132 The Manchester City Thread
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#88897 The General Games Discussion Thread.
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F1 12 was 75% off and I missed it /o\
#88769 Newcastle Thread
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It's impressive how Newcastle continually manage to fuck up.
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#88655 Susie Fantasy Football
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Phallus?

Maybe Pablo's Phallus or something like that.
#88624 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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I'd love to see Joe Kinnear take acid and pick his transfer targets from there.
#88564 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Surely Mou knows enough of Mata's strengths to not fuck up and aid one of his biggest rival's cause?

Unless of course, if he's still thinking about the United job.

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Also, Napoli (de Laurentiis) want to use the Cavani money to sign Higuain.

FFS
#88562 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Is Mou a moron? No.

End of.
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#88498 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Franck | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 23:39 PM
Our planet isn't anywhere close to being over-populated, the Earth's population will peak at around 2050 before entering population decline and the population of the Western World is already decreasing. Basically, the scenario you put forth will never happen.

And I know you're just trying to be an arse for the lulz, I just hate the ignorant "wah, wah, planet is overpopulated!" shite that dumb people who've seemingly never opened a geography textbook put forward.

Not peaking =/= Not overpopulated
#88385 Susie Fantasy Football
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Dzeko as captain
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#88379 Susie Fantasy Football
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Yours probably, so long Rob doesn't create one.
#88377 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Food for thought:

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#88334 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Was it just me, or was the site down a few hours ago?
#88333 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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I'll castrate someone if United get Cesc and we end up with fucking Suarez instead of Higuain.
#88331 Susie Fantasy Football
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13/14 Season up and running \o/


Barring any more significant signings:

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#87899 Old Trafford Lounge
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#87734 Tour de France
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I bet viewership figures would increase if they had broadcast live doping.
#87730 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Guess the player from their transfer history

Stopped at a score of 35, I've actually scored better at this than most of my exams