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#84668 The Armoury
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Rumours around that Walcott headbutted Aaron Lennon in Vegas. \o/
#84539 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Yeah we don't get much hail here.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 26 June 2013 - 12:45 PM
Staff voted unanimously to ban .gif signatures like 3 years ago,
none of us ever got around to informing the members or actually enforcing it though.

Why?
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#84473 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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By The Platypus | Permalink | On 26 June 2013 - 01:50 AM
The Scary Movie gif is much worse than the Wiig one.

Noted.

Though in my defence I've never watched Scary Movie.
#84368 The Armoury
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Ancelotti to sell Higuain \o/, somehow persuade Chelsea to take Di Maria and use the cash to buy Bale.
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By itchycoo | Permalink | On 24 June 2013 - 04:37 AM
A couple of steps futher every season. Good job! That CL Group looks really hard. Don't know much about Sfax, but Al Ahly is Al Ahly, and Enyimba allways produces sick talents.

Suffice to say they're all better than us

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League

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Finished 7 points less, and 1 point closer to the chasing pack than last season.

That probably isn't the main point though - for once only 1 of the Big Three of Ghana has qualified for continental competition, Kotoko scraping through to the Confederation Cup.
It's been coming though, as Hearts of Oak have been midtable settlers since winning the title 4 seasons ago.

Of more significance is St. Mirren (Ghana)'s qualification to the Champions league; having been a yoyo club the past few years, they finally got their act together and proved to be the shock of the season.
If they play their cards right and make use of their Finnish owner's millions wisely, they could become the dominant force of Ghanian football.


Cup

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Finally, consistent performances in both legs, unlike previous rounds where we stuttered in the return leg.

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This match had everything, goals, a sending off and an Alaves-style own-goal winner.

The stats might have shown otherwise, but they were a constant threat, playing an uncommon 3-4-2-1 and flooding the centre of the pitch, which meant that they were able to overload our defence when counter-attacking.

Boardroom Matters

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We've already been tasked to finish at least midtable next season, which shouldn't be too difficult (touch wood).

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And with the money pouring in, the club has decided to return to a professional outfit.
We probably should have been semipro to begin with - we never had the finances or the fans to sustain full-time costs, and only with the Champions League money were we able to afford it.
#84213 Wimbledon 2013
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It's Wimbeldon already? Wow.

Nadal's out already? /o\
#84172 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Wow. Just wow.
#84070 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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At least she has tits. I can't jack off to Mandela.
#83897 I manage a football team
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All free transfers - now that's the fucking way to do things.

Keep it up.
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#83642 Android App Ideas
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Honestly though, anything?
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A winless mini-run threatened to derail our season, but we seem to have got it back in track. I hope.

League

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That we've already dropped the same number of points as the entire of last season is either an sign of how good we were last season, or an indication of how poor we are this time round.
It's probably the latter, considering how all of Ashanti Gold, Kotoko and Hearts of Oak aren't challenging for the title.
The year of the underdog perhaps?

Cup

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Surprise, surprise - great 1st leg, struggling return leg.

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Semis feature a traditional giant, and 3 others looking to upset the landscape of local football.

CAF Champions League

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This complacency thing is getting on my nerves now....

In the next round we met Cameroonian giants Union Douala, having met them back at Fovu.

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We were lucky to grab the away goal in the 1st leg, and duly got the aggregate winner to get us into the Group Stages for a 2nd consecutive year.

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Yet again, the only Ghanian side left, and by far the weakest team of the lot.
Of course, the best news to come out of this is the prize money, which could see our bank balance break the $7 million mark:

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Brilliant stuff, considering we were nearing bankruptcy and had to go semi-pro just a few years back.

Transfers

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Mohammed Diallo will leave the club after a falling-out and subsequent refusal to sign a new deal.

This is his replacement:

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He's got potential, is 194 cm tall, and has time.
#83602 The Lower League Thread
#83413 Android App Ideas
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 17:31 PM
Fine, make an app which allows you to take a photo of a friend and then play fart noises when you click the picture.

It's called Friend Farter and it's mine, so don't steal it.

That sounds easy enough.

Stupid, but easy enough.
#83411 Android App Ideas
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I need access to websites, oh dear.

Shit I really should have listened in class.
#83406 Android App Ideas
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I'm supposed to create an Android Application for my school project, but I can't think of an idea for nuts.

Nothing too complicated, I can barely code correctly with worksheets.

Thanks.
#83404 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I hate programming.

That and procrastination.
#83152 Fuck it, let's listen to Erasure
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Can't believe I sat through that in its entirety.
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Fuck.

Please take care.
#83011 Barclays Premier League 2013/14
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By Dutton | Permalink | On 19 June 2013 - 23:22 PM
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\o/

MON MOYES FUCK IT UP
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Apparently.
#82855 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Say what you will, it is LEGO.
#82622 Newcastle Thread
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If this is a ploy to get rid of Pardew without paying his severance package, it's brilliant.

Now for Kinnear to have another heart attack...
#82593 Kitchen Carcasses For Sale
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I see.

How do you sell a kitchen anyway?
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