Thanks guys.

Still can't quite grasp that it's happening, he's had a coughing fit for some time now and in the past weeks he had also vomited and suffered headaches.
After some terrible judgement when driving my mom got him to see a GP, who then referred him to the hospital.
After a few tests, suddenly lung cancer that spread to the brain (hence the headaches).

He's due to undergo chemo, but my uncle says it's probably incurable, and they can only prolong it.

But I'm glad to see that he's still able to joke and talk, and my extended family have all been very supportive, so that's a positive of sorts.

Also, I know you guys aren't the most religious bunch, but please keep my dad in your prayers, much appreciated.

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So my dad has cancer.

Fucking A.

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By bluemoon. | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 21:56 PM

Even worse unless you're talking about the curly ones.

Wedges?

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French Fries.

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03 May 2013 12:55:34

That or he has AIDS.

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Henry's pretty good.

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It seems like the team has finally matured into a force to be reckoned in Ghana. But is it enough?

League

(No)

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I'm pretty pleased, considering we were never really in the running for the title till the final few matchdays, and the strikers' hilarious streaks of form - Yaw Biney's 9 league goals all come within the 1st 9 games, while Edmund Addo only opened his league account on Matchday 21.

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I really hope this means the bigtime money can finally start rolling in, not to mention an increase in reputation.

CAF Confederation Cup

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Biney was shit (as he has been for so long now) and we were toothless in attack as a result.

Cup

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Sweet, sweet revenge was served in the Cup.
One wonders what might have been if we showed any of this ability in front of goal in our continental clashes.

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So there it is, a 2nd Cup in 3 years, and a virtuoso performance my Mbarga in what is probably his final trophy in an Eleven Wise jersey.

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No. Just no.

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Brown and Poulsen.... Fuck no.

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Holy fucking shit.

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By Franck | Permalink | On 29 April 2013 - 08:10 AM

I'm quite sure that if you look up the word idiot in a dictionary you'll find a picture of me.

I dropped my glasses into the toilet bowl while having a shit, beat that Fran.

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Can't blame them tbh, European competition (particularly the Europa League) is a distraction (Italian sides treat it as such), and it does rob them of a proper pre-season.

They'll probably use this opportunity to try and challenge for the CL places.

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I get the feeling that it'll be one-sided, most likely in the favour of Bayern.

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I get the feeling that it'll be one-sided, most likely in the favour of Bayern.

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Gahahaha

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They've been far too reliant on him for the best part of 2 seasons now, sure it's this consistency of his that elevated him to the title of world's best player, but even the best of men will face setbacks sometimes. Now Barca will need to get the plan B, which they clearly haven't done so.

Goal!

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By JCash3000 | Permalink | On 01 May 2013 - 07:36 AM

Klopp made him suffer

I'm guessing you must have had a few beers post-match, but dude.

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It's as if FM has been in Hard Mode these past couple of months.
Case in point:

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I meet Premier League compatriots, Liberty, 5 times across 3 competitions within a month, not to mention another league meeting in late-June.

League

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An extremely frustrating season so far - we're currently in an unbeaten streak, but we've been virtually toothless up front, the match against rock-bottom Moonlight being a prime example of our troubles.

That Edmund Addo has yet to break his duck in the league is symptomatic of our current issues.

Cup

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The aggregate scoreline failed to mask our terrible performance over the 2 legs, which was not helped by Biney getting himself sent off.

CAF Confederation Cup

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We made a relatively easy tie against Sudanese minnows into a potential banana skin (with 3 away goals) and lost to Liberty in a insipid performance, Biney again being utterly ineffectual.

Transfers

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Confirmed - Christian Mbarga will leave the club at the end of the season, to Saudi giants Al-Shabab.
He's been probably our best performer this season, and his parting gift is a $700k profit.

Here's his replacement:

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He's not quite good, but my scout has recognised him to be a consistent performer, so hopefully he shows that side of his game.

Also,

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Replacement for the overpaid and ageing Daniel Mohamed.

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By Jaygull | Permalink | On 01 May 2013 - 04:40 AM

Who the fuck would want Real Madrid to win over Dortmund?

I really wanted Mou to win the CL before he left Madrid for some reason.

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Urgh, gutted for Madrid.

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By Jaygull | Permalink | On 01 May 2013 - 04:32 AM

Every time I see the net of the Bernabeu bulge in the Champion's League, I think of the Nani red card, and how much Dortmund deserve a place in that final.

Oh so that's why you guys want Dortmund to win.

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MON!

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MON!

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Ronaldo has been terrible today.

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You're a unique being, I'd give you that.

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Have the feeling that this is gonna end with a whimper.

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By Sam | Permalink | On 30 April 2013 - 23:19 PM

To be honest I've found Arsenal fans to be the most arrogant, ironically when they've had nothing to really be arrogant about in the last five or six years. I don't think many on here are, but most of the Arsenal fans I've met, they're incredibly arrogant.

Funny, that's probably most of the Utd fans I know.
And a know a lot of them.

Which would probably explain my rage towards you guys.