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#48198 FA Cup Thread 2012/13
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Bro, is Torres still shit?
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Walked the promotion playoffs, and the risk taken to keep the big earners for this campaign paid off.

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Consistent performances from the team throughout the season, but that's probably due to the medicrity of Ghana's second tier.

Standouts

Kweku Essien, Mohammed Adamu and Nana Eshun
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Essien was the creator-in-chief in the team, Adamu was part of an ever-present centreback pairing, and Eshun should probably have made the right inside-forward role his own, if not for his problems with injuries.
Thing is, they're all wanting wages I can't afford to renew their deals, so they'll be leaving at the end of the season.

These two won't leave though: Mohammed Alhassan and Emmanuel Amaoko
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Alhassan was first-choice for much of the season, and Amaoko was our Captain Fantastic, heading in vital goals to secure our promotion.
Both were able to accept lower wages to help us survive the top flight.

Then our 3 Amigos up top, Yaw Biney, James Gyimah:and Alex Tetteh
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Gyimah was transfer listed when I arrived but ended up top scoring, Yaw agreed a new deal at the start of the season and showed why he deserved it, and Tetteh... He's pretty good.

Pre-Season

Anyway.... The decision to keep the high-earners took its toll on the finances:

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1.3 million in the red, spiffing, absolutely spiffing.

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It is a relief, then, that the club hasn't decimated my wage budget, only eliminating my wage surplus from last season.
The departures of the aforementioned trio should free up about 5k, though with future transfers coming in, I'll probably be about a thousand over budget for a month or so.
#47134 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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So I've to write a mock personal statement for a university application as an assignment.

And I've just realised how little I know about universities.
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#46338 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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By Shola | Permalink | On 22 January 2013 - 20:43 PM
It doesn't seem Wenger's style to hijack a player at the eleventh hour.

He did do that to sign Park Chu-Young though, what a great signing that turned out to be

We probably need a CB as well, beyond the trio of Mert, Kos and Verm is one Sebastien Squillaci, not a prospect I'm looking forward to.
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#45632 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Only consolation is that West Ham are in similarly poor form, and Diame just might go to Arsenal by then.

Liverpool? We can't beat Liverpool.
#45628 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Giroud's only any good if the defenders he's up against are dwarves.

Even then he'll just balloon his headers over the bar.
#45619 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Fucking hell, Chesney has gone mad.
#45614 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Bertrand on, Rafa sensing the Walcott threat, that fat Spanish waiter.
#45604 English Premier League 2012/2013
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GET IN THEO, WE'LL PROCEED TO LOSE 3-1
#45597 English Premier League 2012/2013
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And Giroud's down, fucking A.
#45595 English Premier League 2012/2013
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There should be no argument about the penalty, there was contact.

If it wasn't given the Chelsea fans would be raging on here now.
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By BOWC | Permalink | On 17 January 2013 - 16:35 PM
Haha cheers man me too, but I still find it easier to make reference using British pounds

Great work at this Eleven Wise. How long exactly is each season?

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Where do I start....

Ok, so for most teams in this tier the league campaign takes 6 months (November 24th to May 18th), which works out to 14 matches in half a year.
Some zonal leagues have only 7 teams, so that's only 12 league matches all season

But for the teams who have qualified (which I have), the season goes into overdrive, 11 matches between May 29 and 3rd July.

P.S. You're Singaporean as well?

By DanW19 | Permalink | On 17 January 2013 - 16:37 PM
Fantastic season there matey, nice and short one too! Well done

Cheers, it's still rankles in my mind to lose that one match though
#45531 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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By Franck | Permalink | On 20 January 2013 - 08:12 AM
Valdes skill-set is the direct opposite of that belonging to a mid-table keeper.

Unless they're Swansea.
#45526 Susie Fantasy Football
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I'm going to fucking regret this.
#45469 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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It's the absence of Bian, I miss his posts about hooking up with German birds.
#45256 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Did he punch the glass?

By Poe | Permalink | On 19 January 2013 - 22:56 PM
Stupid prick.

And to think you guys were close to signing him last summer.
#44911 English Premier League 2012/2013
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I liked Pochettino when he was at Espanyol, probably shouldn't have sold Kameni though.
#44425 Multi Quote
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By Rob | Permalink | On 23 November 2012 - 00:48 AM
You need to click "Preview" or "Full Editor" to go to the full editor with the multi quotes showing as well, "Add Reply" does just take you to the reply box.

The only bug I know of is that if you click "Reply" next to multi quote having clicked multi quote on a different post, the multi quote won't be used.

Cheers Rob, but I can't do this in a Careers page.
#44374 The Armoury
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#44256 FA Cup Thread 2012/13
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What happened to Vicente?
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Brilliant way to start my tenure at the club, 18 players released after I decided not to renew their deals.
While on hindsight it probably was for the best, it did mean that we were short-handed for the start of this campaign, at least.

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After ironing out transfer demands with my key players we managed to have a solid pre-season, with a draw against Hearts of Oak being a highlight.

But it seemed that we weren't going to have a good time this season - we were written off throughout the campaign.

Fortunately, that wasn't to be the case:

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The decision to not make a profit on key players paid dividends, as we took the league by storm. Probably should have finished unbeaten, but that's but frosting on an already well-done cake, no?

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I've added into the squad list a wages column, shows how the unsold key players had an impact in the squad.

However, as mentioned in the title, it's only mid season; there are 5 other zonal leagues, and the top 2 from each league form a promotion playoff league, where the top 3 from that league, well, get promoted.

These are the 5 other leagues:
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11 matches in just over a month, 11 matches to promotion.

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The Cup didn't go as well as I had wanted, going out on away goals after extra time.

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Now for some bad news:

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Probably why I decided to release the 18 players, leaving us $4k under the wage budget.

Not that it's helped anyway, hilariously low crowds (100+ in a 20000-seater stadium) and a weekly wage bill of $9k meant that we were bleeding money every month.

Here's hoping for more bacon come next season.
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#42884 English Premier League 2012/2013
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I hate United more than I hate Piers Morgan, that's how much I hate them.
#42862 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Very strong United lineup there, MON LIVERPOOL
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By BOWC | Permalink | On 12 January 2013 - 00:40 AM
I just noticed.. Singapore dollars??

Yeah, I'm Singaporean so...
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By Cymro | Permalink | On 10 January 2013 - 00:20 AM
All the best with this, I came really close to finishing the challenge last year. My career thread is in the archive from last year. Tough challenge but a rewarding one if done right.

Key word there being 'if', mind.
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