I read that if Scotland were to lose today and results don't go their way, they could be the first side to be officially unable to qualify from the group stage. Alongside such world heavyweights as San Marino and Andorra.

Come on Scotland, you can do it. Be the worst.

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26 Mar 2013 15:47:31

You'd have paid him more than Motherwell which is why he signed. Clearly not for footballing reasons.

I was really excited when he joined us, since he did well for the Motherwell youth team, but he did fuck all. It was never confirmed on our OS that he left us to go back to Celtic - that shows how completely irrelevant he was.

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By Shola | Permalink | On 26 March 2013 - 12:51 PM

No doubt you also thought that about Spain, Brazil, Italy, France and Belgium? And probably every team England have ever faced?

I was incredibly surprised that San Marino never beat England convincingly.

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26 Mar 2013 00:51:59

Argentina would beat England.

Edit; Convincingly.

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24 Mar 2013 14:24:43

Oppa Beckham style.

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24 Mar 2013 01:43:18

I've starting crying.

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24 Mar 2013 00:30:10

Good. I fucking hate spiders.

Bar Spiderman. I like spider man.

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24 Mar 2013 00:21:22

If we don't get promoted it'll be a travesty.

Edit- Just noticed that Lee McCulloch dive

Jesus Christ. How low can you go?

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By Shola | Permalink | On 22 March 2013 - 12:07 PM

Why would the 'English media' be 'raging'?

To see him do well after all the shit they gave him when he was in England.

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22 Mar 2013 13:52:03

Snowing here too. Not too bad but if it worsens no doubt our game will be in doubt tomorrow (and I dare-say Wednesdays game too). We could really be doing with playing our games.

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22 Mar 2013 00:38:39

Because he's really not a great footballer. Rangers are haemorrhaging £1M per month here. See if they had any common sense, they'd have signed a bunch of gritty players who know how to get out the Third Division to help them this season. Next season, get a bunch of players who know how to get out the Second Divison, and repeat. They'd still be losing a shit-ton of money but they'd have players who would try and not SPL-has-beens like Kevin Kyle and Jon Daly (what a first signing when your transfer embargo finishes...) who really couldn't give a fuck and are just happy to be getting paid.

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22 Mar 2013 00:35:11

7 goals in 6 Serie A games for Balotelli and another goal for the Nazionale.

The English media must be fucking raging.

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19 Mar 2013 15:19:15

Cut one of my baws shaving. One of the scariest moments of my life.

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16 Mar 2013 01:36:35

By Franck | Permalink | On 15 March 2013 - 23:11 PM

I am currently pissing my life away in real time.

Join el club.

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16 Mar 2013 01:35:48

21 Jump Street.

Jonah Hill's the boy.

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14 Mar 2013 13:22:22

I thought I'd post this in here instead of the Night Thread as I'd expect a better, lengthier response - hopefully.

I want to buy a bike and it would mainly be used for commuting from my house to work which is all just road. I wouldn't mind being able to do a bit of off-road cycling too though, or just on rocky paths or whatever, but it would mainly be used for getting from A-B. Would anyone be able to tell me what I should be looking for and even give me some recommendations on bikes? I haven't owned one in years and I really don't know any of the terminology used. MTB means mountain bike, I've got that far.

I have a budget (so far) of £270 and I can add more to that if needs be, but I'd rather spend as little as possible on as good a bike as possible, obviously. I was tempted to get one of the £100 ones from Argos but I know that would be a terrible idea.

Thanks in advance for your help.

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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 12 March 2013 - 01:49 AM

The first guy misreads their name saying "Patrick Thistle are 1-0 down". The second guy says "Partick Thistle, Partick not Patrick".
Then the guy tries to get it right but failed. Partí means party and viski means whiskey. The rest of the words aren't really anything. The other guy shouts it at him and the first guy says he gets it now.
Then he corrects the score saying Partly Ticklish are 2 down.
The guy on the far right says "those were two good goals... Patrick."

I guess that means he was originally talking to someone called Patrick and just referred to the team as Thistle. I don't really get it. It's a shit ass newspaper comic, why are you make me translate this?

Thanks for that.
It's mildly amusing and what I guessed it was going to be about. We get called Patrick sometimes (in-fact, our kit suppliers got the team name as Patrick Thistle on some of our merchandise) but mainly as a mistype. I think the ending is more a new guy coming into the conversation and thinking that the guy's name is Patrick due to what the two original guys were saying. Not great but pretty cool that we're in an Icelandic comic.

What's annoying is that in the second frame the guy wearing the Thistle top says "Patrick Thistle". Clearly a mistype...

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12 Mar 2013 00:32:50

Partick Thistle in an Icelandic cartoon. Can anyone help translate?

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11 Mar 2013 00:53:28

The Guilt Trip. Seth Rogen's the boy. I want to be his best friend. It wasn't a great film but there were some funny parts in it. A wee bit of emotional value and a decent wee twist too. 7/10 but mainly because of Seth Rogen.

Just watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Really, anything directed by Kevin Smith featuring Seth Rogen, Jason Mewes (and his dick) and Randal from Clerks is going to be fucking quality. Probably an 8/10.

Tomorrow I'm going to watch the aforementioned 50/50 and probably Pineapple Express.

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By ianbaker | Permalink | On 08 March 2013 - 14:16 PM

You do sex ed in Scotland dont you? You do know that a woman cannot get pregnant from swallowing cum?

Of course.

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By ianbaker | Permalink | On 08 March 2013 - 09:08 AM

Shame she didnt drink it.

Don't be silly. It would be terrible if she got pregnant with this maniac as the father.

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07 Mar 2013 13:27:54

Argo was fucking fantastic. A lot better than I thought it was going to be.

I also watched Napoleon Dynamite. It's the kind of film I should like but I thought it was absolutely shite.

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04 Mar 2013 23:15:54

Song for Marion was actually okay. A heart-warming story with enough happy goings on to make you feel good but enough sadness to take it back to the harsh reality of life. Nothing spectacular but it's not shite.

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03 Mar 2013 19:43:19

We're Partick Thistle, we're better than you.

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02 Mar 2013 09:17:02

The XL Bacon Cheeseburger is a must on any away-day. I'm heading to Dunfermline in an hour. I'm sorely tempted to get one now.

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01 Mar 2013 00:32:50

I'd go to Blackpool on purpose. Simply because in the arcade where we were staying there was a racing game that me and my mate must have put £120 into and it was the best arcade game we've ever played. Haven't found it anywhere since.

I still have my card which my data was saved onto. I hope, one day, if I get to play it again, I can continue my save.

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