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Stewart downing Twitter Q&A turned into shambles.
When Liverpool came up with the, perhaps not carefully thought out, idea of hosting a Twitter Q&A with Stewart Downing they obviously didn't think it would become a field day for the haters loitering in cyberspace.

Instead of gentle questions such about who was the biggest dressing room joker or who is the most difficult defender to play against (probably all of them), the #askdowning thread was besieged by fans making fun of the player even we refer to as LEFT WING JESUS in our MirrorFootball Twitter feed.

Downing has had a torrid time at Anfield since his £20million move from Aston Villa, which included failing to score a single goal or assist last season and being publicly criticised by manager Brendan Rodgers at the beginning of this campaign.

Here are a selection of some of the wise cracks aimed at the Reds winger:

@DualeAdam1 If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

@Liam Payne ?Payny_01 How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?

@BillHansen28 So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How's that working out for you?

?@McFarlaneJordan A re you the only professional footballer to be neither footed?

@Notcarlcole On a scale of 1 to Jesus, how good are your crosses?

@Dave B MUFC ?Bowsy_How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

@arpan_manutd Do you know any footballer (except you) who is neither footed?

@Jon Barbuti Which Premier League bench is the comfiest?

@Fergie's Hairdryer How do you get to the other side of the road when you don't know how to cross?

@marc sepetowski ?sepo_efc Do you consider yourself to be just as bad as jordan henderson?

@?JacobCampbell5 Did you pick number 19 because you knew it would take about 19 months before you did anything of any kind of use ?

@?Abdn_Horror_Guy If you were to transfer away from Liverpool, how many goats and cows would your new club receive in the dowry to take you?

@?lloydturner1 How do you ignore all this abuse and carry on day to day ?

I haven't idea why you have that problem Do you have the original game?

Liverpool have agreed to meet with Ajax 23 year old attacking midfielder Siem De Jong later this week for contract talks, according to Ajax chairman Hennie Henrichs in a interview with Dutch paper Telesport.

De Jongs transfer fee is about £10m, but Ajax are willing for a cut down to £3,5m if Assaidi is a part of the deal.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
Watching Patriots. Just heard from a magician that Loic Remy has signed for QPR. Not sure what happened at Newcastle probably Llambas again!

9m Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton Joey do yourself a favour and stay out of club politics QPR and NUFC have paid you well for playing not to commentonrecruitment

2m Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann trying to give me stick you cheeky man. Get your own life in order first... #peopleinglasshouses

32s Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton I never said a bad word about my ex clubs and I never will as that's called respect and dignity Joseph .You got a lot to learn

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann only cos your trying your b*llocks off to get a job now your skint. Don't try a be all self righteous u blert. I know u!

2m Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann what about they way I seen you prepare for a game. That dignified? Worst pro I've ever seen Youve got more front than Harrods

Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton My life was in order well before yours you should light a candle for Fernandes and Llambias every day for paying you that money

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@dietmarhamann if you wanna have it out publicly. Am here all day mate. Not having idiots like you talking like u actually have a clue!

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@dietmarhamann you where a good player. Won more than me, yeah. Thats were you en mate on the pitch. ** life's a car crash. #pipedown

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann you earned a few quid yourself. U choose to ***** it. Don't hate me cos ** a ***** up!

Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton The problem is that you think because you play in France you think you are an international player #farfromit

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann i put the graft in mate. Not playing poker online and smoking biffas night before the game. I wouldnt let u manage a pet shop

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann u WHERE a good player. More to life than football, u nugget...

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann listen lets put the ball away. So what if i'm in France. So, what about football. Told u. More to life than football.

Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton Never forget who pays and paid your wages my friend how you dare having a go at Llambias and Fernandes England international

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann like being a family man. Being honest. Being loyal. Being a man. Being able to look at yourself in the mirror. Can u do that?

Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
Joseph I won't get personal as Twitter is not the place to do that but don't think you are bigger than you are

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann Whose had a go at Fernandes? U idiot! Don't be bitter. You earned ** dough but blew it. Don't ever try to call me out maggot

Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton Yes I do look in the mirror. I made mistakes but don't forget where you come from.Dont bite the hand off that feeds you

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann you chosen to get personal a few times. Now, u don't like it when I do. Told u people in glass houses! No pipe yourself down

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann before you get fully emptied out publicly, you blert. You've got my number. You know where to find me 24/7

Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann
@joey7barton No problem Joseph lets see each other in 5 years I hope I don't have to go to Walton #prison

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann you'll probably need a loan for your bus fare there! #skabint

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
@DietmarHamann don't be getting all self righteous. If I were you i'd think twice about trying to be clever or giving ANYBODY stick.

Nuri Sahin is on a secret mission searching for Alexander Doni. #WheresDoni #SecretAgentSahin