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#372599 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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He's 100% leaving. Think he'll go PSG.

The club are desperately trying to get all the negativity away from the board and Arsene at the minute but it isn't working, their fluff pieces which went to every tabloid at the exact same time (weird coincidence, that) have just made more people of Alexis' side than anything else.

Sanchez has pissed me off a lot this season. His general demeanour has been dreadful and he acts like a cunt all the time, constantly moaning and groaning. I can understand his frustration but his professionalism has been a joke no matter how bad he feels his teammates are.

Can't wait til this season ends. Don't care where we finish, just bin Alexis and Arsene and start from anew.
#372422 Official Boxing Thread.
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Nearly struck lucky there Kev. That was the only way Bellew was getting a win against Haye there
#372413 Official Boxing Thread.
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Haye v Bellew tonight.

Have stuck €20 on it to go to a decision and Bellew to win it.

How's everyone see it going?


That my friend is €20 down the drain. Think Bellew could end up in a coma, there's no actual reason as to why Bellew stands any chance against Haye
#372345 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Surely Mings and Ibra have to get retrospective bans?
#371980 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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I don't get this? The winter break doesn't affect the manager as much, its the players that'd be 'affected' surely?


Klopp's system relies on the gegenpress which is impossible to keep up unless you have a large squad which also has quality in it's depth. Liverpool have neither.

If Klopp doesn't bring in heavy reinforcements in the summer then the same thing is going to happen time and time again going into the new year
#371819 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Anyone else starting to think the Prem with no winter break might be a stretch too far for Klopp?
#371794 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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United are the biggest club in England. It doesn't matter if they haven't won a title in how many years by the time Ibra leaves. They're by far the richest, they can offer the biggest wages and will always be able to attract the best players regardless of where they finish.

Spurs could win the title this year, it's still more attractive to a player to play for United than at Spurs
#371726 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Why wouldn't it? It's probably the most likely high profile transfer I've ever seen. Levy would give Woodward a blowjob and Kane if he offered around £100m.

Zlatan's gone in a year or two, Kane's the logical successor
#371688 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Would cost an absolute fortune as well, could see it being the first transfer over 100 million which is bonkers.


Easily if he keeps this up. It's almost certain to happen as well
#371664 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Harry Kane is a fantastic player.

Don't think he suits many teams in Europe, but can definitely see United buying him for whatever it takes once Ibrahimovic leaves the club
#370939 2016/17 Champions League
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Deja vu.

Gotten to the point now where I don't really care whether Özil and Alexis stay anymore tbh. Think people are being a bit harsh on Özil though, won more tackles than any other of our players on the pitch and defensively put a shift in, but attacking wise was quite poor. Alexis has been shite for a fair few games now but people never criticise him because he shows some pashun when in reality he just presses the first defender, gives up then throws a strop the autistic cunt.

Coquelin, quelle surprise, is fucking toilet and I can't wait for him to fuck off. Xhaka put in a good shift defensively, but again there seemed to be no game plan whatsoever and no connect between the midfield and the forwards to counter.

Should've played a 433, Ox in midfield, Özil RW, Welbeck LW and Alexis up top.

Just please get us a new manager, and not that fucking PE teacher Eddie Howe
#367581 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Didn't Arsenal get a dodgy winner against Burnley earlier in the season as well?


Koscielny booted the ball into his own hand/face at Turf Moor
#367418 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Looool how was that not a pen on Sterling, disgraceful.

If he went down he'd have been racially targeted by the media as per usual so he couldn't win
#365245 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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He'll fuck off to manage Brazil then retire once he's won the CL with City in the next 3/4 years
#365171 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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When Mike Dean dies the world will be an infinitely better place
#363313 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Worst performance since the 8-2. Literally every single player was absolute shit
#363199 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Probably cause Zlatan steamed into that defender knowing full well what he was doing
#363054 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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It really isn't rose tinted glasses. He is a really fucking good player, the Everton result was the first time he's lost when he's started.

I don't know what games you're watching. People calling the likes of Coquelin & Elneny shit, sure I can see it. But anyone watching us play can surely see how much Xhaka is a great benefit to the side, especially when Santi's absent.

I personally think £35m for Xhaka is an absolute bargain in the relative market and can't wait for him to control our midfield for the next decade. Hopefully eventually gets the captaincy one day
#362978 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Xhaka'a biggest strength is his passing ability. I've never seen as good of a passing range at the club since Cesc. He is the metronome of the team, always having the most touches and is on the ball the most in our side, dictating whether to slow the game down or speed it up depending whether we need to. Our build up play is 10x better with him in the side as he can find anyone out wide or quickly fizz the ball into Mesut or Alexis.

He does win a lot of tackles and gets a lot of ball recoveries but when he's next to Coquelin his main role is controlling the game. He is an absolute gem of a player and considering he's only 24, to have his kind of skill set at that age is very rare.

But when people find Toni Kroos overrated when he's one of the best midfielders I've ever seen I guess you'll find people who don't really understand a Xhaka type player
#362960 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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I'm still amazed how we watched Xhaka for however many games/weeks it was and still decided to pay £35m for him, i wasn't at all impressed with him at the Euro's and he's been worse since joining us. Has to be rated up there with the Torres/Carroll deals and one of the biggest waste of money transfers ever. Offers nothing to the team or how we try to play and is nothing other than just a hindrance who is no where near the quality of player we need in midfield, Elneny offers much more than he does.


Just seen this, come to the conclusion you're a fucking idiot if you think Xhaka is shite. Absolute baller and exactly what we need in midfield. His passing is Xabi Alonso-esque, without Santi, Xhaka is the first name on the team sheet.
#362684 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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If Chelsea can somehow get £60m for a turnip like Oscar surely we can get about £25m for Oxlade-Chamberlain
#361421 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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C'mon Jorge don't leave us hanging. Common what?


Sense geezer. The man simply isn't anywhere near the level he was at his pomp. Anything less than a title challenge with this United side and the money they've spent is a colossal failure, and Mourinho is well on his way to doing it.

Unsurprising though as this is what happens when you give a man a job who got sacked for putting one of the best sides in the League in a relegation scrap
#361413 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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As everyone's said before whose got a bit of common, Mourinho is finished as a top level manager.
#359634 2016/17 Champions League
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Last time Spurs will be in the CL for the foreseeable future and they still manage to fuck it up
#359080 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Unreal shithousery there.

Worst I've seen us play for about 3 years and we nick a draw at Old Trafford
#354808 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Are people finally coming to the realisation that Jose has lost it yet?
#353519 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Are people finally coming to the realisation that Jose has lost it yet?
#351743 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Baffles me how United can spunk about £600m on players yet still play like absolute shite for 3 years running
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Fabregas went to the F1 when he was fit and captain of Arsenal when we were playing and went on strike until we sold him to Barcelona
#348102 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Drugs you reckon?