Eric Portapotty Activity
Imagine being a Pardew apologist in 2018
Id've loved to see A Terry Henry (thanks Helen Chamberlain) double act, even though I know it'll probably end in tears.
Not that I can see them going up this season anyway, though what do I know about the Championship eh.
Steve Bruce sacked.
You're one of the few that regularly uses the site at all by the looks of things
Man I've got Susie as one of my new tabs, but now it's a fucking ghost town whenever I browse. No time for FM either.
I miss the old Susie
Good luck with this, and hope your save doesn't get corrupted
I reckon you'll beat Leicester fwiw, they aren't in much of a good place either atm
No Old Firm hype?
Now if you'll forgive my schadenfreude....
Exciting but fucking awful.
This one? https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/leagues/standings/85937/classic
What's wrong with the current system? Managers get sent to the stands all the time.
Citeh
Pool
Chelsea
Arsenal
Spurs
United
Mou to blow it all up again
Burnley
B'mouth
Cardiff
Have to agree with BJ, I think Burnley will struggle with EL, and B'mouth have been riding their luck imo
Doubt Real will go ham this window, they'll see if they can trust Lopetegui, and if they can't they'll higher a properly world class gaffer and let him spend.
And honestly I can't see Lopetegui lasting the season.
Summer all year round mate
tl;dr Iberians are shite, French aren't half bad, and Russians may or may not be on drugs
>Ali
obv fake
✍️ | #LUFC are delighted to announce the appointment of Argentine Marcelo Bielsa in the role of head coach— Leeds United (@LUFC) June 15, 2018
On a related note, y'all think I should get that 44-year old GK to reconsider his retirement?
You inner Scot is leaking m8
Gazidis is such a massive knob
Man deserves so much better
Kane has been a special sort of shite after returning from injury
Arsenal
Wank/10
Wembley set to be sold to Shahid Khan? wtf?
🇲🇲 | Leeds United are delighted to announce the #AYABankTour18, featuring two friendly matches in MyanmarMore info ➡️ https://t.co/lmCtLZrk2X pic.twitter.com/FTQRJGYqp7— Leeds United (@LUFC) April 24, 2018
@Fantastic
Back at you bro, your had a bunch of utter fucking cunts as well
Aye, at Uni right now
What about you? Seems like a fucking chore to have to move from Aus to Ireland every few years imo
Still in Singapore m8
Fuck.
I'm scared guys.
Mate this Bobby Wood... He's not clinical, can't keep himself onside and can run a lot but only when he feels like it - I'll put my hands up and admit that I might've used him wrongly, but damn the cheek of him to ask for game time wh...
Joey Barton to become new Fleetwood manager
Will be interesting to see how this turns out, despite being a bit of a knob he's clearly a decent player on his day.
February 2018
Just to give you a teaser of the month we were about to have:
Ohhhh yeah. And we're suddenly back to 2 natural CBs and a couple other midfielders playing out of position as backup.
The month started well enough with a draw agains...
January 2018
Right, after the players came back from their winter holidays, we played a few friendlies:
Opening game showed lots of promise, a 3-0 win against Zenit, with even Bobby Wood scoring! He'd been asking for game time and scoring against...
November/December 2017
Now before I go ahead with the fixtures for both months:
Yeah it's that crisis meeting time of my tenure already.
They actually wanted 6 points from 5, but I somehow managed to negotiate down to the 4 in 5 games, which in i...
Newcastle set to swoop for Japanese defender as Hamburger crises worsen
Gotoku Sakai said to be 'suffering' from new controversial diet
Newcastle are monitoring the contract situation of Hamburg's club captain Gotoku Sakai after it eme...
October 2017
4 points from 9, 2 clean sheets, only coal conceded was from a wonderstrike from Andriy Yarmolenko (it really was, powered through into the attacking third on the break before firing in a howitzer).
That's the good news - the bad is w...
September 2017
September started well enough, as sitting back against Leverkusen somehow worked out (only negative was Papadopolous breaking his collarbone), after which we had our easiest run so far.
Yeah no.
Just look at this.
Yeah granted I had a...
Who knew that a fast food restaurant's advertising character with no experience in football would fail to be respected by his players?
(I'm so fucked)
August 2017
Was expecting 0 points in August with this start, granted none of them are Bayern or Dortmund but we're so shit and disorganised I wouldn't have been surprised.
The 1st 2 games kind of showed that side of us, with a disjointed att...
EXCLUSIVE: Hamburg's (Fast) Food Revolution
The recent arrival of American "The Hamburglar" at Hamburger SV has stunned the German footballing community, and while his ability as a manager remains to be seen, one thing that has changed...
That's... Intriguing.
Educational too, I guess.
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True to my (his) word, coaching badges on lock, but only the most minimal of (American) football experience.
As we've already known, they're very...
(Obviously I thought of the club before the character)
Yes, Hamburger SV, a German powerhouse (historically anyway), and the only mainstay in the Bundesliga - and don't they know it:
Yes their own Bundesliga clock, which would be taking the piss...
Hamburglar: Ex-MacDonald's star announces shock foray into football
The Hamburglar, a former MacDonald's advertising frontman, announced that he will be making his debut in football management.
In what was an inevitably bizarre press confere...
Just bought the Sega Bundle off Steam - anyone familiar with EHM (i.e. Franck)?
What's up though? You in Eire or Down Under right now?
There's barely anyone around Kevo
ayyy hi hi