Eric Portapotty Activity
Aye glad you're back.
Fuck sake I thought you'd be around more.
Ehhhh, I'm just whelmed I guess.
Mkhitaryan - no, no, no, no.
No just fuck that, and he's got that fucker Raiola trying to squeeze as much out of this deal.
I'd rather Sanchez stay at this point, Mkhi is the Armenian Walcott in that they are both completely ineffectual at tim...
Hey at least it's a promotion 6-pointer instead of a relegation 6-pointer
Indeed, here I go with another crack at Italian football, this time it'll probably be far more difficult than the Benevento fluke.
The managerial ability seems apt for the level which I'll be working at, and with the (very, very) long ter...
A 2nd whack at Italian football
Right, so I've got a bit of an issue:
I'm at Mid-September now, and normally I'dve gotten the groups and fixtures for the Europa League games - well I hadn't, and upon a closer look (i.e. just going to the EL page) it turns out that t...
Aye, not liking how we'll have to cope with the additional games though, especially Italy has historically not given a shit about the UEFA Cup/Europa League.
... And the irl Benevento's recent form might end up making my achievements less impre...
You sort of can though, in Staff Responsibilities you can cede transfer duties to your DoF or Chairman.
Emenalo's no longer there though? I thought with him gone Conte had full control now.
Season Review 2017/18
Our defence as a whole was the catalyst for our overachievement this season, but it has to be said that Antei was the key in our backline.
Ciciretti should've gotten more votes for his role in our Coppa Italia win, but the in...
May 2018
It was a shocking performance, being so thoroughly outplayed by a relegation-threatened side. That said I shouldn't have been surprised at ceding possession - SPAL managed to top the possession charts for the season - but it's what w...
April 2018
It looked like we could well replicate our efforts earlier in the season, where we somehow managed to hold Juve to a goalless draw.
Alas, all it took was a couple of untracked runs from Dybala (who crossed) and Higuain (with his clinical 1st...
So much for the 'Respect' campaign, are we supposed to respect incompetence?
March 2018
I don't know how we won this to be honest, Verona outplayed us about as well any any other side in the first half, and lesser sides have put us to the sword for our performances.
But hang on into the half we did, and in the 2nd half, f...
This update is brought to you by Benevento's first ever win in the top flight
('Good' to see that Coda's just as rubbish in real life as well)
28 - Massimo Coda has scored his first goal in the current Serie A with his 28th shot. Reli...
January 2018
Relatively exciting game, if a bit on the aggressive side.
Though again, for all the excitement we couldn't find the net - then again neither could Samp, and arguably speaking they needed a win more.
A second straight goalless draw...
I'll take credit for that.
December 2017
We've only just gone one better than real life! A threat on the counter as usual, but the winner coming from some proper possession - Andrea Costa with a cross from wide left for D'Alessandro to head in.
As with previous games (...
Justice League
-Zack Snyder in phoning it in SHOCKER
-I guess I'm impressed he's managed to have another character as annoying as Luther
-Stupid plot progression
December 2017
It's another fighting performance against one of the giants of the league, and I dare say it's been our best so far.
Again playing on the counter, again managing to nullify attacking threats (Higuain and Mandzukic no less), and...
October 2017
Well I never, another fighting performance against the league leaders.
Viola took his first time finish from the corner very well to give us an early lead, and we managed to hold out till the 2nd half, where D'Alessandro again used hi...
Have to say that football's in a bubble when it comes to violence, but I doubt anyone's going to step in to ensure justice is served beyond the rules of the games given the amount of money that's on the line.
Fucking weird though how thin...
Oh boy, Terriersmad will have a wall of text here soon.
Very much so, unfortunately he sufffered a hernia and missed most of September as a result.
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September 2017
Well it was coming wasn't it.
Cataldi got us going with a great freekick that took a deflection on its way it, but...
August 2017
Welp, that was a surprising start to the season.
We set out to play on the break (which we've already expected to have to do many times this season) but still managed to match Sampdoria in our shot count.
And definitely one-up on them...
Apologies for the slightly colourful title, but you've to admit it did have a bit of a ring to it.
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The Business of.... Business
While the players were on their holidays and we were in the midst o...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Benevento_Calcio_logo.png
If you're a follower of Italian football you'll surely have heard of Benevento's current plight this season:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Benevento...
I can't do much worse than the real-life Benevento can I?
You weren't going to give only a yellow for a stamp though are you.
i.e. Is it only going to be FM18 Start Dates that are available from now on?
The thread was 90% Terriersmad ranting that's why
Fuck man, Skacel needs to come back.
-10 points for not going with "It's time Toulouse" for the title.
Jkjk, good luck and have fun with this
Sorry Deano, but Koeman can go fuck himself.
Mads Mikkelsen is smooth.
Welp, so the US are out.
Uncle Sam must be crying himself to sleep now.
You bought Hazard? Why? He's not fully fit isn't he?
Congrats on your first referee rant in the PL thread
I'm just surprised PA isn't back yet, since Brighton are in the PL and all.
For fuck's sake we were linked with Lemar for half that earlier in the window.
It's all smoke and mirrors this shit, while Kroenke funnels the Chamberlain money to build his new fucking stadium in fucking Los fucking Angeles.
Fucking cunt.
I mean Sterling's just another guy who will want out when the opportunity arises, and Kroenke probably just sees him as another asset that he can sell at a profit a few years down the road.
Not that beggars can be choosers...
Was pretty classy of Welbeck to miss it tbf
Bit of trouble with Darmstadt, hopefully you can get them out of this rut.
Liking the story style though, very nice touch on the conversations.
KUTGW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijs8ncZjy3w
Right, I hope you'll forgive the shoddy production, and I'll greatly appreciate any advice and feedback from you guys.
Cheers!
(Many thanks to Claassen for his Leagues Megapack, this wouldn't have been possible without his contribution to the FM community)
As per the title - eventually managing in every nation, no matter how long it takes. (Sorry Mr. Jacobson.)
Why do papers keep linking us with Turan? Punching a 70-year old reporter and half-arsing the subsequent apology is about the unlikeliest Wenger signing imaginable.
Oh and he's 30.
In other news... Well there's no other news.
Thanks for the support, much appreciated.
I'm actually looking to try my hand at a video series, and learn a bit of video editing/recording and stuff in the process - you know, make something productive out of my addiction to FM. And getting FM17...