Barclays Premier League 2013/14

Jurgen Klopp, personally. He's got the best out of Dortmund, he's got a great relationship with his players, and he could convince the likes of Reus. Hummels and Gundogan to come with him. He'd also get the best out of Kagawa.

Doubt thats a realistic option though.

I think Simone might be interested, and he's doing a very good job at Atletico.

The likes of Pep, Klopp and Mourinho are long gone.

Think it's clear what Mourinho will try and do but I'd be surprised if they stopped City. 2-0 City I'll go for.

And why have they been out injured so much? Van Persie's suffered from strains, Rooney equally. Possibly it's bad luck, but I won't be the first to tell you that there's been more than one person vocal about Moyes' training methods and the strain he puts on players bodies.

All the goings on in the summer wasn't bad luck either. Fellaini's singing was just a shambles, if Moyes wanted him as badly as he apparently did the club could have sorted it on day one, when he had a clause that would have made the whole deal cheaper. I fully believe a club of our size and magnitude are capable of buying two players at once. Fucking around with Fabregas shouldn't have affected it. And the apparent solution to the problem, to throw money around at every fucking midfielder on the planet, was appalling.

We haven't been unspectacular on the pitch, we've been shit. In fairness to Moyes we hardly played enthralling football last season either, but the primary tactic of passing it to our hopelessly out of form right winger to smash the ball into the shins of the opposition left back or out of play is certainly more prominent. In fact, I can't exactly envisage how we could play worse football than we are doing under Moyes and thats not hyperbolic, it genuinely is the worst football I can ever remember us playing.

Moyes doesn't 'deserve' anything, if he got the sack today he could have no complaints, in fact he would probably deserve it. He probably will not get sacked, he probably will get another transfer window, and he may be able to turn it around. There has been nothing however to suggest that this is a likely chain of events.

I'm not at all convinced he can do it and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he turned out to be our Hodgson.

Liverpool treated Hodgson like shit, even if I don't like him. He deserved more time

Is Klopp out of the question though? Man United is still a considerable step up from Dortmund, he's expressed interest in managing the Premier League and he'll get to work with the likes of Rooney, Van Persie and Mata. If he gets a sizeable budget to spend, it's a great opportunity.

If Klopp is not an option, I don't see why Diego Simeone wouldn't be one to rule out too.

“I have a contract until 2016. I have said 20 times I’ll definitely stay until 2016. Everybody thinks I say it but that if a club like Chelsea or Real Madrid come in for me, I will go. This is something I can’t change but they will see.

“I was the coach at Mainz before Dortmund for seven years. Each year I could have left for a Bundesliga club but I said ‘no, I have a contract, I will stay’. I enjoy what I’m doing here at Dortmund. It’s a great club, a great city, everything is okay.

Dzeko has been poor.

I thought everyone loved Dzeko again after he scored a few?

Why didn't Pellegrini play Jack Rodwell or Javi Garcia in place of Fernandinho, given that it's their natural position, instead of moving Demichelis there? Does he really not rate them at all?

Think its unfair to pick on Demichelis, the whole team were terrible, even Yaya was awful. Never seen him lose possession so often and then he showed absolutely no interest in trying to win it back.