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Yeah that somewhat surprises me. If I want advice regarding women, I'd ask my friends because they'll understand my situation better, and the girls involved. Not that I need any advice at the moment, finding a girlfriend isn't really my priority and I don't have a crush on anyone. Not liking anyone, by the way, is a tremendous feeling. I feel like such an idiot chasing after girls before realising that they're just playing games with you.

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So .... Got with this girl on Sunday night, she's underage so I'd to leave the nightclub to go out to her, was with her and her friend for a while. Before she sneaked back into the house we got together. Nothing amazing, just kissing. But here's the problem: Because I'd to be circumcised last February (I'm 18 now btw) I tried to avoid getting off with women unless I was with them in a bar or nightclub (for obvious reasons). So I'm not used to getting with a girl when we're on our own. I havn't had sex yet, hell I havn't even fingered a girl yet. (Fucking depressing! I'm 18 for fuck sake) So I'm totally new to this. But I like this girl, and she said she'd get with me again so I really don't want to blow my chance with her. Normally I'd never do this, but this one is really good looking, so I really want to get with her again. I've three major problems though: Nerves , what to do and what not to do with talking and making moves etc and I'm not fully healed after my circumcision which is just a huge kick in the balls. But I really really don't want to ruin my chances with her. Feels really gay saying this and looking for advice, but any advice possible would be brilliant.

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30 Oct 2012 22:59:39

She's from Kerry, just tell her you own land and she'll be drippin'

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30 Oct 2012 23:58:54

By Sears | Permalink | On 30 October 2012 - 21:49 PM

So .... Got with this girl on Sunday night, she's underage so I'd to leave the nightclub to go out to her, was with her and her friend for a while. Before she sneaked back into the house we got together. Nothing amazing, just kissing. But here's the problem: Because I'd to be circumcised last February (I'm 18 now btw) I tried to avoid getting off with women unless I was with them in a bar or nightclub (for obvious reasons). So I'm not used to getting with a girl when we're on our own. I havn't had sex yet, hell I havn't even fingered a girl yet. (Fucking depressing! I'm 18 for fuck sake) So I'm totally new to this. But I like this girl, and she said she'd get with me again so I really don't want to blow my chance with her. Normally I'd never do this, but this one is really good looking, so I really want to get with her again. I've three major problems though: Nerves , what to do and what not to do with talking and making moves etc and I'm not fully healed after my circumcision which is just a huge kick in the balls. But I really really don't want to ruin my chances with her. Feels really gay saying this and looking for advice, but any advice possible would be brilliant.

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Does it really take 8 months to recover from circumcision? Lord.

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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 08:59 AM

She's from Kerry, just tell her you own land and she'll be drippin'

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In all seriousness, if you see a future with the bird then explain the situation to her. If you just want to lash the fuck out of her don't worry about, just do it and get it over with. Tbh she'll look like a right bitch if she goes off slagging you about your circumcision, at least to sane people anyway, although you do live in Kerry, not many sane people there.

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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 30 October 2012 - 22:59 PM

She's from Kerry, just tell her you own land and she'll be drippin'

Haha

Lithuania actually

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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 30 October 2012 - 23:58 PM

Was looking at you for some advice, seeing as you have been fairly active in here ... Sound

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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 00:46 AM

Does it really take 8 months to recover from circumcision? Lord.

His doctor must have fucked up the surgery somehow.

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By K3V0 | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 01:13 AM

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In all seriousness, if you see a future with the bird then explain the situation to her. If you just want to lash the fuck out of her don't worry about, just do it and get it over with. Tbh she'll look like a right bitch if she goes off slagging you about your circumcision, at least to sane people anyway, although you do live in Kerry, not many sane people there.

Not sure why my posts are joining together but ...

She's 15 , so she's a bit immature so she wouldn't understand I'd say. Foreigners like their cock though ha

Era I'll see what happens ... Meeting up with her tomorrow night so that should give me a better picture. Where's Deano when you need him?

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By Franck | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 02:18 AM

His doctor must have fucked up the surgery somehow.

Judging by what I'm reading on Google mine is healed . PM

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By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 02:14 AM

Was looking at you for some advice, seeing as you have been fairly active in here ... Sound

Okay, hold on a second. You're 18, she's 15? Why'd you get your foreskin chopped? Religious beliefs, or did you lose a bet or something? I may post in here a fair bit but this is a little out of my comfort zone. Phoenix is your guy, this is relatively normal to him.

Also, on a serious note, don't get too worked up on not losing your virginity yet. 18's not exactly early but it's not a disaster either. It'll happen, I'm sure (if you dick still works, anyway).

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31 Oct 2012 06:57:29

By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 02:29 AM

Judging by what I'm reading on Google mine is healed . PM

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31 Oct 2012 10:01:26

You're forgetting the Golden Rule, Sears. Half your age plus 7.

Don't fret about losing your virginity yet. Just wait until college and it'll sort itself out.

Also, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the circumcision was due to other medical reasons (i.e. it was necessary), which could be why it hasn't healed yet.

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31 Oct 2012 10:47:02

By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 02:19 AM

Not sure why my posts are joining together but ...

She's 15 , so she's a bit immature so she wouldn't understand I'd say. Foreigners like their cock though ha Era I'll see what happens ... Meeting up with her tomorrow night so that should give me a better picture. Where's Deano when you need him?

Why do you need me? You need Jimmy Savile's advice in a situation like this.

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31 Oct 2012 10:59:22

A 3 year age difference isn't that much when you're 18 and it's perfectly normal for 15-16 year old girls to have relationships with 18-19 year old boys. I really don't see where you guys are getting the Savile/paedophile thing from.

I had a look at what the Irish law says though, unsurprisingly it takes a harsh stance. Apparently Sears could go to prison for up to 5 years if he actually has sex with this girl.

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By Franck | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 10:59 AM

A 3 year age difference isn't that much when you're 18 and it's perfectly normal for 15-16 year old girls to have relationships with 18-19 year old boys. I really don't see where you guys are getting the Savile/paedophile thing from.

I had a look at what the Irish law says though, unsurprisingly it takes a harsh stance. Apparently Sears could go to prison for up to 5 years if he actually has sex with this girl.

There was an awesome case a few years back, where a 16 year old lad slept with a 16 year old girl and her father didn't like it so reported him. They were both charged with statutory rape \o/ Massive uproar about it though and about why the lad was being treated harsher than the girl.

But yeah, half your age plus 7 is the rule. 18 with 16 is grand, 18 with 15 is just feckin' creepy

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31 Oct 2012 11:19:42

By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 05:49 AM

I havn't had sex yet, hell I havn't even fingered a girl yet. (Fucking depressing! I'm 18 for fuck sake)

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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 11:01 AM

But yeah, half your age plus 7 is the rule. 18 with 16 is grand, 18 with 15 is just feckin' creepy

Well tbh, I'm 25 and dating a 19 year old at the min so just about works out

Anyway, when I was 22 some girl blagged by head and told me she was 18 and I told her she could come back to mine. Anyway a bit of fondling about on a bench later waiting for her to decide what to do she kind of let on that she was 16. While I was finger blasting her ffs.

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By Deano | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 11:37 AM

Well tbh, I'm 25 and dating a 19 year old at the min so just about works out

Anyway, when I was 22 some girl blagged by head and told me she was 18 and I told her she could come back to mine. Anyway a bit of fondling about on a bench later waiting for her to decide what to do she kind of let on that she was 16. While I was finger blasting her ffs.

The wording of the last bit is exceptional.

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She's 16 in a few months so it isn't that bad. And it's quite common down here for older guys to get off with younger women. She's really hot though so I couldn't care less \o/ But yeah, got the operation cos medical + personal reasons, if I hadn't got it done there wasn't a chance I could ever have had sex. So it was necessary. Very necessary.

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By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 14:10 PM

She's 16 in a few months so it isn't that bad. And it's quite common down here for older guys to get off with younger women. She's really hot though so I couldn't care less \o/ But yeah, got the operation cos medical + personal reasons, if I hadn't got it done there wasn't a chance I could ever have had sex. So it was necessary. Very necessary.

You got bad dick cheese didn't you?

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I wouldn't worry about the circumcision thing too much man, unless it's very painful that is, you'll probably find most girls won't really care about that sort of thing. Same with sex as well, there's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer man and besides you'll probably find out that you can pick it up fairly easily anyway once you get over the initial awkwardness you're bound to have with doing it for the first time.

The age seems alright too, as long as you're okay with it then that's all that matters really.

From my experience though, dating girls two years younger isn't that fun, I found the contrast in maturity really irritating a lot of the time.

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By Deano | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 14:17 PM

You got bad dick cheese didn't you?

Don't have a clue what that means mate

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By Zog | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 14:19 PM

The age seems alright too, as long as you're okay with it then that's all that matters really.

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