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Obtuse
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31 Oct 2012 19:02:49
By Carroll. | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 15:25 PM
18 today


Finally a man. Time to act it and put away your figure skates.
rossiheslopi
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31 Oct 2012 19:03:54
By Obtuse | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 19:02 PM
Finally a man. Time to act it and put away your figure skates.

Tommo.
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31 Oct 2012 19:08:51
Im still waiting why Franck wont have Ketchup again :L
K3V0
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31 Oct 2012 19:11:45
By Obtuse | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 05:02 AM
Finally a man. Time to act it and put away your figure skates.


Telegram Sam
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31 Oct 2012 19:20:05
http://www.imagegainer.com/images/GifOfTheDay/gtfo.gif
Mr Willy
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31 Oct 2012 23:19:12
Signed on for Jobseekers' Allowance. Before I get any grief though, I've applied for about ten jobs today.
Telegram Sam
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31 Oct 2012 23:37:23
By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 23:19 PM
Signed on for Jobseekers' Allowance. Before I get any grief though, I've applied for about ten jobs today.

You're a lazy, freeloading cunt.




































LOL jk, good luck.
smurphptfc
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01 Nov 2012 02:04:19
One of those really long pictures. Unbelievable scenes.

http://d32usnt9hdn16.cloudfront.net/pictures/876f1f9954de0aa402d91bb988d12cd4.jpg
Telegram Sam
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/30370_10151290476471057_1912238742_n.jpg
Deano
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01 Nov 2012 03:11:40
Why did I go out tonight work at half 8
Zoli
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01 Nov 2012 09:11:28
I had like 7 glasses of vodka + energy drink last night, then a couple of shots of absynt. Of course with some beers inbetween, just to make it better. I also told everyone how deeply upset I am about my ex being with one of my best friends. I'm pretty sure I told them as well.

Now I'm at work nad have been for the last 2 hours.
Fantastic
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01 Nov 2012 09:14:30
I feel less intelligent having read that shit.

In other news:

Jamieandhisego
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01 Nov 2012 09:30:17
Cunts, the both of them.
Franck
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01 Nov 2012 09:45:27
So they film themselves vandalising stuff with their faces clearly visible and then upload it to youtube? Genius.
Obtuse
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01 Nov 2012 10:06:53
I find it funny. I've wanted to do a few of them before
Fantastic
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01 Nov 2012 11:28:05
Kids?
Eric Portapotty
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01 Nov 2012 11:44:50
By Obtuse | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 18:06 PM
I find it funny. I've wanted to do a few of them before

It's like you're not even trying anymore.
smurphptfc
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01 Nov 2012 12:19:16
By Deano | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 03:11 AM
Why did I go out tonight work at half 8


I did that on Saturday, with work at seven. Got home at like half four, slept for an hour, got on the bus, slept on the bus, woke up being called by my work asking where I was, said I'll be ten minutes, got off the bus having missed my stop by some distance, walked to work taking about forty minutes, turned up an hour late - still drunk, forgot my work shirt so was working in my t-shirt, fell asleep at the bar and did as little work as possible for the five hours I was there.

I have a disciplinary meeting next week. Yay.
Zog
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01 Nov 2012 13:11:23
By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 23:19 PM
Signed on for Jobseekers' Allowance. Before I get any grief though, I've applied for about ten jobs today.


Thought you were at university?
Mr Willy
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01 Nov 2012 13:14:59
Very long story. Basically, they had some sort of IT failure on Results Day, meaning they didn't process my accommodation application properly. They put me in a shared room (bunk-beds, for fuck's sake..) in a halls about a mile's walk from the actual lecture buildings. Also, the building was in quite a poor state, with only one shower and toilet for about 30 of us. I applied for my own room, preferably with my own toilet or at least a smaller halls/flat. Anyway, I was quite ill at the time and low on money anyway, so I decided to defer for a year. I'm going back next year, and all I need to do is apply for accommodation - though I'll have priority, as a 'current student'.

So, yeah. Back home and looking for a job on my 'gap year'.
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01 Nov 2012 14:09:34
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384264_358851960876009_1044487940_n.jpg
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By Sears | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 14:09 PM
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384264_358851960876009_1044487940_n.jpg


Kinda pointless, because there aren't really any other main countries beginning with D, so Denmark will always be the first to come into anyones head.
rossiheslopi
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01 Nov 2012 14:31:18
Glad I had a black jaguar from Djibuti then
Slashman X
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01 Nov 2012 14:37:19
Pretty sure I heard that back in primary school. Nowadays, you just need to put it as a fake text message to pass it off as 'new'
Telegram Sam
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01 Nov 2012 14:57:31
I chose the Democratic Republic of Congo.
Crane
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01 Nov 2012 14:59:40
Bet you still chose grey elephant, so you're two thirds gay.
Slashman X
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01 Nov 2012 15:00:33
Also, there's a bit missing off that text message. It doesn't finish telling me about my straight
Slashman X
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01 Nov 2012 15:38:15


I love that he tries to kick out \o/
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01 Nov 2012 15:54:01
Another botched moonsault here...
Phoenix Arrow
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01 Nov 2012 17:11:03
By Jay. | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 14:29 PM
Kinda pointless, because there aren't really any other main countries beginning with D, so Denmark will always be the first to come into anyones head.

You make me angry. I don't know why.

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