The Night Thread Mk. IX

Finally a man. Time to act it and put away your figure skates.

Im still waiting why Franck wont have Ketchup again :L

Signed on for Jobseekers' Allowance. Before I get any grief though, I've applied for about ten jobs today.

You're a lazy, freeloading cunt.




































LOL jk, good luck.

One of those really long pictures. Unbelievable scenes.

Why did I go out tonight work at half 8

I had like 7 glasses of vodka + energy drink last night, then a couple of shots of absynt. Of course with some beers inbetween, just to make it better. I also told everyone how deeply upset I am about my ex being with one of my best friends. I'm pretty sure I told them as well.

Now I'm at work nad have been for the last 2 hours.

I feel less intelligent having read that shit.

In other news:

Cunts, the both of them.

So they film themselves vandalising stuff with their faces clearly visible and then upload it to youtube? Genius.

I find it funny. I've wanted to do a few of them before

Kids?

It's like you're not even trying anymore.

I did that on Saturday, with work at seven. Got home at like half four, slept for an hour, got on the bus, slept on the bus, woke up being called by my work asking where I was, said I'll be ten minutes, got off the bus having missed my stop by some distance, walked to work taking about forty minutes, turned up an hour late - still drunk, forgot my work shirt so was working in my t-shirt, fell asleep at the bar and did as little work as possible for the five hours I was there.

I have a disciplinary meeting next week. Yay.

Thought you were at university?

Very long story. Basically, they had some sort of IT failure on Results Day, meaning they didn't process my accommodation application properly. They put me in a shared room (bunk-beds, for fuck's sake..) in a halls about a mile's walk from the actual lecture buildings. Also, the building was in quite a poor state, with only one shower and toilet for about 30 of us. I applied for my own room, preferably with my own toilet or at least a smaller halls/flat. Anyway, I was quite ill at the time and low on money anyway, so I decided to defer for a year. I'm going back next year, and all I need to do is apply for accommodation - though I'll have priority, as a 'current student'.

So, yeah. Back home and looking for a job on my 'gap year'.

Kinda pointless, because there aren't really any other main countries beginning with D, so Denmark will always be the first to come into anyones head.

Glad I had a black jaguar from Djibuti then

Pretty sure I heard that back in primary school. Nowadays, you just need to put it as a fake text message to pass it off as 'new'

I chose the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Bet you still chose grey elephant, so you're two thirds gay.

Also, there's a bit missing off that text message. It doesn't finish telling me about my straight

I love that he tries to kick out \o/

Another botched moonsault here...

You make me angry. I don't know why.