The Night Thread Mk. IX - Off Topic - FM25

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12 Apr 2014 17:33:35

Even for the low comedic standards of image macros, that is really shit.

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12 Apr 2014 17:54:01

So's yer maw.

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12 Apr 2014 18:05:48

Compelling argument, I hope Fanny reconsiders

fmgod

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-szQVagAsM4w/UPcjjtf8tGI/AAAAAAAAEM8/SloJK2p2uAg/s400/ric-flair-woo.jpg

The Platypus

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13 Apr 2014 00:53:23

There's no fucking way you're still around.

King Luis

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13 Apr 2014 00:54:06

Fucking hell

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13 Apr 2014 01:10:25

Fuck me. That's a blast from the past.

Jason

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13 Apr 2014 01:38:29

Anyone ever had a massive abscess on the gum? Worst pain known to man. The puss keeps coming out every 5minutes, just feel like i'm going round in a circle, puss comes out then refills, i'm on a 5 day course of Amoxicillin 500mg anti biotics, only been on them a day but i can't see them helping at all.

Face near the abscess (next to my nose, top left) is the size of a golf ball.

At least i've got 2 weeks off work its a plus point i suppose.

Poe

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13 Apr 2014 02:32:08

2 week off work for an abscess? Malingerer

Also fmgod \o/

Franck

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13 Apr 2014 06:01:54

By fmgod | On 13 April 2014 - 02:51 AM

Am I dreaming?

VP.

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13 Apr 2014 09:14:32

By JL94x4 | On 13 April 2014 - 02:38 AM

Anyone ever had a massive abscess on the gum? Worst pain known to man. The puss keeps coming out every 5minutes, just feel like i'm going round in a circle, puss comes out then refills, i'm on a 5 day course of Amoxicillin 500mg anti biotics, only been on them a day but i can't see them helping at all.

Face near the abscess (next to my nose, top left) is the size of a golf ball.

At least i've got 2 weeks off work its a plus point i suppose.

RIP

King Luis

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13 Apr 2014 09:36:47

First Peaches and now this?! WHAT IS LIFE

Shedender

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13 Apr 2014 16:40:07

Wait, did I actually miss the return of fmgod? FML!

Franck

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14 Apr 2014 16:28:14

I really, really need to work on my social skills.

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14 Apr 2014 16:39:28

By Poe | On 13 April 2014 - 03:32 AM

2 week off work for an abscess? Malingerer

Also fmgod \o/

Call center... can hardly talk, if you know what i mean

fmgod

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Eric Portapotty

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14 Apr 2014 16:47:45

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BREAKING -- 14-year-old Dutch girl who tweeted threat to American Airlines arrested in Rotterdam, police confirm
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Can't believe they were serious

VP.

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14 Apr 2014 17:27:14

Stupid cow deserved it.

King Luis

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14 Apr 2014 18:44:42

Yeah, cant believe people still think they can get away with shit like that on the internet. Even at 14 she should know better.

Tommo.

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14 Apr 2014 18:47:53

I love the tweet where she blames her friend and says to take her IP address

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14 Apr 2014 19:05:13

By Tommo. | On 14 April 2014 - 20:47 PM

I love the tweet where she blames her friend and says to take her IP address

Friend of the year right there!

Tommo.

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14 Apr 2014 20:19:21

Anybody see what US Airways tweeted? Best post it in spoilers seeing as we may have young kids on here

Mod edit: No nudity allowed.

Franck

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14 Apr 2014 20:20:56

Someone's getting fired.

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14 Apr 2014 20:23:32

By fmgod | On 13 April 2014 - 01:51 AM

Oh, dear lord.

Eric Portapotty

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15 Apr 2014 12:41:27

Dammit, getting conscripted on the 10th of September.

God fucking dammit.

The Platypus

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15 Apr 2014 13:26:04

How long is the mandatory service in Singapore?

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15 Apr 2014 13:34:56

By The Platypus | On 15 April 2014 - 21:26 PM

How long is the mandatory service in Singapore?

22 months, but because I can't even run 2.4 km in 20 minutes or do a pull-up I'm in 2 months earlier for conditioning.

The Platypus

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15 Apr 2014 13:37:17

Can't you flunk a psychological exam or something?

Crane

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15 Apr 2014 13:37:43

By Eric Portapotty | On 15 April 2014 - 14:34 PM

22 months, but because I can't even run 2.4 km in 20 minutes or do a pull-up I'm in 2 months earlier for conditioning.

Seriously? I hope you're just exaggerating.

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By The Platypus | On 15 April 2014 - 21:37 PM

Can't you flunk a psychological exam or something?

Funny you mention that. I've heard stories where some guy got to stay at home for most of his service by feigning depression the whole time.

I'm not that good an actor though.

By Crane | On 15 April 2014 - 21:37 PM