ianbaker
14 years ago
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I think I win for eye watering minor injuries, sliced my nut sack open when I was about 10-11 whilst climbing over a fence and had to have stitches.

I friend of mine played in a rugby match, they all piled ontop of this one lad who had the ball, who screamed from the bottom of the pile. They all eventually got off him to find out that someone had stamped on his nutsack and torn it open. Bollock was hanging out. Blood everywhere.
Slashman X
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Seeing as all the aul' lads or coming back to Susie, I thought I'd mention this:

I'm 99% sure that JD is running for TD (MP) in Dublin:

http://irishelectionliterature.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/jdowdall.jpg?w=509&h=833


Related: This image shows up when you search "Johnathon Dowdall"

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3105073156/c8346ce1d3f8acd240e1889fd29c8368.jpeg

What a man
The Platypus
15 years ago
3 years ago
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Its been on already, and its a remake of a movie.


No one in Fargo kills his own wife, so no, it's not a remake.
BR.
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I friend of mine played in a rugby match, they all piled ontop of this one lad who had the ball, who screamed from the bottom of the pile. They all eventually got off him to find out that someone had stamped on his nutsack and torn it open. Bollock was hanging out. Blood everywhere.


F*cking hell! Doesn't bare thinking about.
Tommo.
14 years ago
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Seeing as all the aul' lads or coming back to Susie, I thought I'd mention this:

I'm 99% sure that JD is running for TD (MP) in Dublin:

http://irishelectionliterature.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/jdowdall.jpg?w=509&h=833


Related: This image shows up when you search "Johnathon Dowdall"

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3105073156/c8346ce1d3f8acd240e1889fd29c8368.jpeg

What a man


He needs to do one of them campaign songs like this

Telegram Sam
18 years ago
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This bloke looks like the bastard offspring of Professor Green and Deano.
Eric Portapotty
17 years ago
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Did my driving test today - struck the kerb 4 times while parking, ended up with 70 demerit points.
Poe
20 years ago
1 week ago
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Fucking useless.
Eric Portapotty
17 years ago
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Fair enough, I admit as much.
Tommo.
14 years ago
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Just pledged $115 to the Blue Mountain State kickstarter. Im hoping it makes it but still needs over half the goal in 20 days. Been waiting for this for ages so I hope it makes it.
Crane
16 years ago
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https://www.facebook.com/youdontsayduke

What a shit campaign. Kind of thing you could imagine Telegraph Sam taking part in.
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
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https://www.facebook.com/youdontsayduke

What a shit campaign. Kind of thing you could imagine Telegraph Sam taking part in.

Why the dig at me?
Crane
16 years ago
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Because you're a bit of a pussy.
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
8 months ago
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I don't know why you have me down as someone who's very PC or something, because I'm definitely not, but if you want to be petty over an internet forum then go ahead.
Crane
16 years ago
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It was a joke, man up.
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
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It was a joke, man up.

A really shit one that made no sense.
Franck
20 years ago
4 months ago
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Because you're a bit of a pussy.

And you're a bit of a cunt, and as we all know there is no cure for being a cunt.
DB
17 years ago
9 years ago
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Are you trying heroin next?


Nowhere near addictive as people make it out to be.
Crane
16 years ago
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And you're a bit of a cunt, and as we all know there is no cure for being a cunt.


http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31300000/got-game-of-thrones-31312804-500-581.jpg
Franck
20 years ago
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Nowhere near addictive as people make it out to be.

Based on what? Your own personal experience? It's objectively one of the most addictive drugs in existence, backed up by numerous peer-reviewed scientific studies.

Plus, I wasn't even commenting on its addictiveness in the first place.
Poe
20 years ago
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Aye it's definitely addictive - you may have had it once and not wanted to do it again but that doesn't mean years of scientific study are wrong.
K3V0
18 years ago
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Picked up season 1 and 2 of Grimm on blu ray the other day.

Time to watch them over the long weekend!! \o/
Franck
20 years ago
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I just accidentally learned how to whistle with my nose...
Fantastic
15 years ago
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Based on what? Your own personal experience? It's objectively one of the most addictive drugs in existence, backed up by numerous peer-reviewed scientific studies.

Plus, I wasn't even commenting on its addictiveness in the first place.

Zero cravings and no interest in trying it again. And I smoke a couple of rocks too. I'd imagine the purity is toned down a great amount given the distance it's had to travel to get here but it didn't strike me as something particularly pleasant, not to mention the social stigma of smoking meth would rapidly preclude me from most gatherings.

2/10
Poe
20 years ago
1 week ago
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He's talking about heroin, not crystal meth.
Franck
20 years ago
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Zero cravings and no interest in trying it again. And I smoke a couple of rocks too. I'd imagine the purity is toned down a great amount given the distance it's had to travel to get here but it didn't strike me as something particularly pleasant, not to mention the social stigma of smoking meth would rapidly preclude me from most gatherings.

2/10

Thank you for putting your health and social status at risk to bring us this most valuable consumer advice!
DB
17 years ago
9 years ago
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Based on what? Your own personal experience? It's objectively one of the most addictive drugs in existence, backed up by numerous peer-reviewed scientific studies.

Plus, I wasn't even commenting on its addictiveness in the first place.


Was a tongue in cheek comment. Never actually done it lol.

I've been abusing mandy for far to long to make any sort of comment on how drugs can't be addicting.
Franck
20 years ago
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Was a tongue in cheek comment. Never actually done it lol.

I've been abusing mandy for far to long to make any sort of comment on how drugs can't be addicting.

Poe's law strikes again.

And as someone not entirely up to date on Ozzie street slang, what the hell is mandy?
Tommo.
14 years ago
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Poe's law strikes again.

And as someone not entirely up to date on Ozzie street slang, what the hell is mandy?


MDMA. Its the powder people take in clubs. Called Molly in USA

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