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KEZ_7
17 years ago
1 day ago
1,875
Send it my way mate
DB
15 years ago
7 years ago
322
Thought I would read a few sentences and get bored but it was actually really good and intriguing
tmatthew
17 years ago
5 months ago
771
Can I have a read too please.
Johnsey
17 years ago
1 month ago
176
I'm up for doing this, will give it a crack when I get in.

Send yours my way please Fanny, sounds like it's worth a read!
Nexus
16 years ago
2 months ago
51
Premium
I'm trying it again this year - I failed last year & the year before.

Also you guys need to read some decent fantasy. There's a lot of shit fantasy about, just like there's a lot of other shit in genres. There's some quality stuff though.
Zog
17 years ago
5 years ago
395
Send it my way please
The Platypus
13 years ago
1 year ago
1,784
rossiheslopi
15 years ago
4 years ago
669
really enjoyed it, look forward to reading more as and when you write more
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
Just hit five thousand words, fucking delighted. Might have a wank to celebrate.
jumberto
16 years ago
1 month ago
1,111
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 22:01 PM
Just hit five thousand words, fucking delighted. Might have a wank to celebrate.

Could be useful material for the final chapter.
jumberto
16 years ago
1 month ago
1,111
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 22:01 PM
Just hit five thousand words, fucking delighted. Might have a wank to celebrate.

Could be useful material for the final chapter.
jumberto
16 years ago
1 month ago
1,111
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 01 November 2012 - 22:01 PM
Just hit five thousand words, fucking delighted. Might have a wank to celebrate.

Could be useful material for a later chapter.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
22 hours ago
3,323
How much of this is based on real life experiences?

Good read by the way
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
Some is, some isn't. I previously tried writing a book about a man who goes to prison, ends up being raped by his cell mate, the two fall in love and then towards the end he discovers that the man who raped him is actually his father who he has never met.

The clusterfuck of problems that opened the door to are obvious: I've never been raped. I've never been to prison. I've never been raped by my father. I met my father. I've never been raped.

I just read some of the dialogue between the two and it's horrible.

So I said fuck it, write what I know. Which is being an emotionally retarded adult male who has failed to shake hands with responsibility.
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
8,000 words and not even breakfast time. Get in El Hadji.
KEZ_7
17 years ago
1 day ago
1,875
Just read through what you've written so far. Genuinely pretty amusing so far like, quality
Franck
17 years ago
1 month ago
4,255
Sounds like you've found yourself a handful of potential customers already El Hadji.
smurphptfc
12 years ago
10 years ago
354
That was class.

I don't have a sufficient attention span for reading, I get bored, but I liked that.
KEZ_7
17 years ago
1 day ago
1,875
By smurphptfc | Permalink | On 02 November 2012 - 13:43 PM
That was class.

I don't have a sufficient attention span for reading, I get bored, but I liked that.

I'm the same, I like the idea in principal but never have the time/attention span to do it often
Zog
17 years ago
5 years ago
395
Nick Hornby on crack.
Zoli
17 years ago
5 months ago
68
Yeah, gonna read it when I'm bored.

You always came through as Susie's Hank Moody to me, just without the constant sex, so this might work out well.
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
By Franck | Permalink | On 02 November 2012 - 13:24 PM
Sounds like you've found yourself a handful of potential customers already El Hadji.

God I hope so. I don't like working in an office or in a bar and I'm not pretty enough to be a whore.

Ali Lane kindly made me a better cover for the book:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/ag5503hrD8o3lGrTQzE8RoptA68mJyOxPs8Rg0lE.jpg

Yes, I'm aware my name isn't Max any more.
The Platypus
13 years ago
1 year ago
1,784
Is "Diary of an Emotional Retard" too direct?

I guess the problem with that title is that it could be about a hysterical mentally handicapped person.
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
Emotional retard was the other choice I had. It's a working title.
Nexus
16 years ago
2 months ago
51
Premium
Max could be your pseudonym.
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
Want to be my writing buddy? I haven't got any buddies yet on the main site.
Fantastic
13 years ago
1 month ago
2,496
Banned
https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B_r75w3H2NNqYy11ZkJmRzZ6Z0E

A daytime nap and some awful football upset my working rhythm, but I got there in the end.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/Cn2c4eSur2eA1xGXkFRRYKGQXgiCPnzFzF1y1LpM.png

I've set my target to be 5,000 words a day.
KEZ_7
17 years ago
1 day ago
1,875
Nexus
16 years ago
2 months ago
51
Premium
What's your Nano username Fanny? Cinnanexus is mine.

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