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Clearly cracking up
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On the subject of cracking up:

So we finally know who was responsible for winning the Premier League title for Manchester City last season.

Vicka Ivankovic-Mijatovic, one of six people in the Bosnian town of Medjugorje, who claimed to have been visited by the Virgin Mary in 1981.

Devout Catholic Roberto Mancini says she became the crucial difference between his City side and Fergie’s United during the run-in, after he visited the visionary, and she kissed his forehead:

“She smiled at me, looking straight into my eyes. Suddenly, she moved towards me. I had no doubts anymore. Then she kissed me on my forehead. I explicitly felt the sensation of a physical contact with someone I had never met in my life before,” he said.


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League title incoming, right?
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Apparently, Sergio likes Malteasers:

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Who does that belong to?
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Who else but Mario
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Advent Calendar

1st was Mario, the sheer look of disappointment on his face the one time he didn't 'win' the cracker \o/
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Aleksander Kolarov's version of Jingle Bells is... something.
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I didn't enjoy today's. Micah Richards should still be playing for Leeds.
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Leeds shouldn't have released him then. It's your own fault really.
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Sometimes I play a game in my head where I imagine what our team would look like if none of our youth players had left. I love depression.
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Off the top of my head, Richards, Milner, Aaron Lennon. I missed anyone?
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Alan Smith?

Half of Norwich's team?
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Danny Rose, Delph, Robinson.

We'd have a damn good midfield that's for sure. Delph was better than Yaya Toure at Leeds. Proof:

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Yaya Toure was never at Leeds
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Karim Rekik's signed a new long-term contract.
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What's the status of Guidetti? Is he training yet?
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I believe he was back in full training this week, I'm not 100% sure though. Sounds like he's on target for a January return and loan deal.
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Is there any point in charging Stuart Hall with rape and shit? I mean he's so old and it's been such a long time I feel like it's a little unfair, even if he's guilty. I mean, it was the old days, everyone got a bit hands on with girls back then.
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By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 07:26 AM
I believe he was back in full training this week, I'm not 100% sure though. Sounds like he's on target for a January return and loan deal.

Sunderland are rumoured admirers at the minute
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 11:15 AM
Is there any point in charging Stuart Hall with rape and shit? I mean he's so old and it's been such a long time I feel like it's a little unfair, even if he's guilty. I mean, it was the old days, everyone got a bit hands on with girls back then.

5Live isn't going to be the same.

By KEZ_7 | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 11:33 AM
Sunderland are rumoured admirers at the minute

He has quite a few. Swansea were interested in the summer. If they're still interested, I reckon he'll end up there rather than Sunderland.
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Watched that yesterday, look out for his brother double footing him
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By KEZ_7 | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 13:17 PM
Watched that yesterday, look out for his brother double footing him


Aye saw that His brother took a class peno into the bottom corner as well
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That was lovely. Warms the heart.

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