The Night Thread Mk. IX

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jumberto
18 years ago
2 years ago
1,111
03 Dec 2012 22:24:12
You lend your mother money to pay for you to have a phone. Nice deal.
Mr Willy
18 years ago
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03 Dec 2012 22:36:50
I mean I lend her like £30/40 a week on lots of stuff, some goes towards my phone. She got it for me before I turned 18 so I wasn't allowed to have it under my name.
Deleted Account #151676
04 Dec 2012 09:48:41
Our bloody heating oil has run out so we have no hot water or heating. I'm freezing my titties off.
It costs £300+ to have the tank refilled which I can't afford any time soon either.
Eric Portapotty
17 years ago
6 months ago
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04 Dec 2012 14:49:23
Analog communication systems is fucking shite to study.

As is probability.
DB
17 years ago
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04 Dec 2012 16:27:37
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Let the games begin
Deleted Account #151676
04 Dec 2012 19:18:35
By DB | Permalink | On 04 December 2012 - 16:27 PM
18

Let the games begin

Happy birthday mate. Have a good un'.
K3V0
18 years ago
3 years ago
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04 Dec 2012 20:26:14
Working 12 straight days from 22nd December to 2nd January, going to make an absolute fortune due to all the public holidays coming up around Christmas.... Can't wait, feels like robbery considering how quiet work does be.
Franck
20 years ago
4 months ago
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04 Dec 2012 20:34:27
BET LIVE. NAO!

I seriously want to strangle Ray Winstone and piss on his rotting corpse. Bet36-fuck off.
Deleted Account #151676
04 Dec 2012 22:17:36
By Franck | Permalink | On 04 December 2012 - 20:34 PM
BET LIVE. NAO!

I seriously want to strangle Ray Winstone and piss on his rotting corpse. Bet36-fuck off.

I liked him in the TV version of Sweeney Todd.
NOSNOS
18 years ago
9 years ago
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04 Dec 2012 23:05:21
By K3V0 | Permalink | On 04 December 2012 - 20:26 PM
Working 12 straight days from 22nd December to 2nd January, going to make an absolute fortune due to all the public holidays coming up around Christmas.... Can't wait, feels like robbery considering how quiet work does be.


I'm working from the 12th to the 2nd away from home to FML
Patty
19 years ago
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253
04 Dec 2012 23:21:34
Got stood up at the cinema tonight. Fucking raging!
K3V0
18 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 06:50:27
By NOSNOS | Permalink | On 05 December 2012 - 09:05 AM
I'm working from the 12th to the 2nd away from home to FML


I'm glad mines not away from home and about 5 of those shifts I volunteered for so I'm not complaining.

I want the money!!
Deano
20 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 13:10:43
By Patty | Permalink | On 04 December 2012 - 23:21 PM
Got stood up at the cinema tonight. Fucking raging!


Ouch.
jumberto
18 years ago
2 years ago
1,111
05 Dec 2012 13:31:13
Was the film any good though?
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 15:59:10
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Fantastic
15 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 16:11:54
Fat hips.
The Platypus
15 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 20:40:32
KM, is that you?
Sears
15 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 22:10:01
Chris Brown had a concert in Dublin on Monday night, and his departing words were: ''Dublin is my favorite part of the U.K'' .... We've been independent of Britain since we declared a republic in 1949, hence REPUBLIC of Ireland.. Really annoys the majority of Irish people when others refer us to as part the U.K. A few weeks ago, one of the Irish shows interviewed a few Americans in New York, and a few idiots thought our population was anything from 400,000 to 60 million. What do they teach them in America?
Jonas
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05 Dec 2012 23:41:54
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jumberto
18 years ago
2 years ago
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05 Dec 2012 23:47:05
By Sears | Permalink | On 05 December 2012 - 22:10 PM
Chris Brown had a concert in Dublin on Monday night, and his departing words were: ''Dublin is my favorite part of the U.K'' .... We've been independent of Britain since we declared a republic in 1949, hence REPUBLIC of Ireland.. Really annoys the majority of Irish people when others refer us to as part the U.K. A few weeks ago, one of the Irish shows interviewed a few Americans in New York, and a few idiots thought our population was anything from 400,000 to 60 million. What do they teach them in America?

All that's important to you but they probably couldn't give a shit. I bet you could find plenty of British people who think Ireland are part of the UK too. Just not something that registers to some people. Not worth worrying about.
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
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06 Dec 2012 00:37:34
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Franck
20 years ago
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06 Dec 2012 00:57:56
By Sears | Permalink | On 05 December 2012 - 22:10 PM
Chris Brown had a concert in Dublin on Monday night, and his departing words were: ''Dublin is my favorite part of the U.K'' .... We've been independent of Britain since we declared a republic in 1949, hence REPUBLIC of Ireland.. Really annoys the majority of Irish people when others refer us to as part the U.K. A few weeks ago, one of the Irish shows interviewed a few Americans in New York, and a few idiots thought our population was anything from 400,000 to 60 million. What do they teach them in America?

Geography isn't a prioritised subject in the American school system and isn't taught to anywhere near the same degree like it is in Western Europe largely because most Americans have absolutely no use for it. They have Canada to the North and Mexico to the south and those are the only foreign countries your typical midwestern American need to know anything about.
Fantastic
15 years ago
2 years ago
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06 Dec 2012 07:35:55
I went out with a pair of girls last night and didn't fuck either one. I'm pathetic. Today is the day I finally jab a rusty knife into my wrist and slosh it around.
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
8 months ago
5,083
06 Dec 2012 08:29:03
Up this early to prepare for a presentation at 11. Completely fucked.

Was -5 this morning as well.
Franck
20 years ago
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06 Dec 2012 08:40:58
-5 is nothing.
Fantastic
15 years ago
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Banned
06 Dec 2012 08:58:49
I'm not joking, I'll do it. I'll kill myself. And I'll do it in the most inconsiderate place of all: on the railway tracks during rush hour. I'll make your journey on the central line a fucking nightmare. I'm deadly serious.
mr.SPANKY
19 years ago
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06 Dec 2012 09:21:55
Post up a suicide video on youtube first. Want you to go out with a bang fanny.
Fantastic
15 years ago
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06 Dec 2012 09:41:20
I need to make sure I'm not misrepresented in the media. I don't want people saying shit like "he was a quiet man" or "he was bubbly". When I do kill myself and journalists from The Sun start trawling through my post history on this site I want everyone here to promise me they'll explain, very clearly, that I was a bastard and hated everything.
Deleted Account #151676
06 Dec 2012 10:05:19
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 09:41 AM
I need to make sure I'm not misrepresented in the media. I don't want people saying shit like "he was a quiet man" or "he was bubbly". When I do kill myself and journalists from The Sun start trawling through my post history on this site I want everyone here to promise me they'll explain, very clearly, that I was a bastard and hated everything.

Of course.
bluemoon.
19 years ago
6 months ago
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06 Dec 2012 10:18:25
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 09:41 AM
I need to make sure I'm not misrepresented in the media. I don't want people saying shit like "he was a quiet man" or "he was bubbly". When I do kill myself and journalists from The Sun start trawling through my post history on this site I want everyone here to promise me they'll explain, very clearly, that I was a bastard and hated everything.

"He was an angel; he'd never hurt anyone, he wouldn't harm a fly"

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