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Telegram Sam
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By NOSNOS | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 22:52 PM
Thing is I usually do, but just knew Saturday night wasn't the place to do so. I've done a lot worse but don't want to fuck up friends for a nutcase.

True, but you should fuck up a friendship for a nut.
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Should never pork a mates vag, never.
chokosc
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Friends decided that I need to start talking to some girls so one of them let me talk to one two days ago. She sounds alright, although it is hard to get her to stop talking. She called me a 3AM last night because she was bored on the bus getting back from a party. 30 minutes of me being tired and her just talking and barely understanding a word I say. FUN!
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By chokosc | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 19:15 PM
Friends decided that I need to start talking to some girls so one of them let me talk to one two days ago. She sounds alright, although it is hard to get her to stop talking. She called me a 3AM last night because she was bored on the bus getting back from a party. 30 minutes of me being tired and her just talking and barely understanding a word I say. FUN!


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By K3V0 | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 09:38 AM
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What's the point of this thread if every post gets trolled?
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By chokosc | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 17:15 PM
30 minutes of me being tired and her just talking and barely understanding a word I say. FUN!

It's fucking shite, tbh.

You need to listen to her talk about her 'girl problems' and how she always feels so sad and shit, while resisting the temptation to call her a drama queen and hang up.
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By chokosc | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 09:15 AM
Friends decided that I need to start talking to some girls so one of them let me talk to one two days ago. She sounds alright, although it is hard to get her to stop talking. She called me a 3AM last night because she was bored on the bus getting back from a party. 30 minutes of me being tired and her just talking and barely understanding a word I say. FUN!

You need permission from your friends to talk to women?
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:07 PM
It's fucking shite, tbh.

You need to listen to her talk about her 'girl problems' and how she always feels so sad and shit, while resisting the temptation to call her a drama queen and hang up.


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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:07 PM
It's fucking shite, tbh.

You need to listen to her talk about her 'girl problems' and how she always feels so sad and shit, while resisting the temptation to call her a drama queen and hang up.

If he does the direct opposite of what you just said he might actually turn out to be successful with women.

By Ninja | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:15 PM
You need permission from your friends to talk to women?

I'm thinking he means that his friends set him up with her.
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By chokosc | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 09:15 AM
Friends decided that I need to start talking to some girls so one of them let me talk to one two days ago

Lucky you.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 20:53 PM
If he does the direct opposite of what you just said he might actually turn out to be successful with women.

It's not quite worth it though, isn't it?

I once listened to a girl who I had a crush on on the phone, for over an hour.
Next time she called, I told her I had to sleep and hung up.
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11 Dec 2012 14:57:45
By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:07 PM
It's fucking shite, tbh.

You need to listen to her talk about her 'girl problems' and how she always feels so sad and shit, while resisting the temptation to call her a drama queen and hang up.


Nah, it wasn't like that. It was just that I was already half asleep and she was energetic. It wasn't as bad as I said, just slow, long and a lot of her doing the talking...

By Ninja | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:15 PM
You need permission from your friends to talk to women?


Look below.

By Franck | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:53 PM
If he does the direct opposite of what you just said he might actually turn out to be successful with women.

I'm thinking he means that his friends set him up with her.


Exactly.
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11 Dec 2012 17:32:16
Assert yourself.
Telegram Sam
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Just be yourself and be confident. If that fails, be extremely rich and hugely successful. If that also fails, masturbate.
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 14:02 PM
It's not quite worth it though, isn't it?

I once listened to a girl who I had a crush on on the phone, for over an hour.
Next time she called, I told her I had to sleep and hung up.


You were still a little bitch for an hour though.
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11 Dec 2012 17:52:29
I don't understand how it's hard to not have a conversation you don't want to have. Can't you talk about subjects which are tedious? I've spent 8-10 hours on skype with my current female companion on multiple occaisions without getting bored. If you're getting sick of someone you're meant to have a crush on after an hour than maybe you're kidding yourself.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 17:52 PM
I don't understand how it's hard to not have a conversation you don't want to have. Can't you talk about subjects which are tedious? I've spent 8-10 hours on skype with my current female companion on multiple occaisions without getting bored. If you're getting sick of someone you're meant to have a crush on after an hour than maybe you're kidding yourself.


But I am not meant to have a crush on the girl I talked to last night. I just talked to her. Never even met her!

And in fact, I talked to the girl I have a crush on for over an hour and a half without getting bored. Sure, we talked about something specific but the conversation never died.
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So why didn't you just tell that other girl "hey I was asleep can we talk tomorrow?"
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 18:29 PM
So why didn't you just tell that other girl "hey I was asleep can we talk tomorrow?"


Don't know, I felt that she was lonely. I mean, who the hell calls someone after a party which they went to with their friends. And she was with her friends. I just waited until she got home.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 17:52 PM
I don't understand how it's hard to not have a conversation you don't want to have. Can't you talk about subjects which are tedious? I've spent 8-10 hours on skype with my current female companion on multiple occaisions without getting bored. If you're getting sick of someone you're meant to have a crush on after an hour than maybe you're kidding yourself.


This.
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By chokosc | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 18:36 PM
Don't know, I felt that she was lonely. I mean, who the hell calls someone after a party which they went to with their friends. And she was with her friends. I just waited until she got home.

Drunk people!

I got a phone call from the girl I'm seeing at quarter to two after she'd been at a work party on friday. I was so tired I'm not even sure what we talked about
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By Pippadoc | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 18:46 PM
Drunk people!

I got a phone call from the girl I'm seeing at quarter to two after she'd been at a work party on friday. I was so tired I'm not even sure what we talked about


Don't think she was drunk though! Which is also weird. But I can't remember what we talked about, I was only half listening to her. At least she got home!
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12 Dec 2012 03:04:50
Yeah fuck drunk bitches.

Pick up a girl I know up in a club tonight take a punch for her, get her back to my mates legs closed doesnt want to know me.

Try everything she plays the sick card go back to club come back she still plays that card.
Zog
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12 Dec 2012 04:08:47
Maybe she's repulsed by you.
Eric Portapotty
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By Zog | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 01:42 AM
You were still a little bitch for an hour though.

I could only take so much of that bull.

She's emigrated to America, was that hour worth it? No.
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By NOSNOS | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 03:04 AM
Yeah fuck drunk bitches.

Pick up a girl I know up in a club tonight take a punch for her, get her back to my mates legs closed doesnt want to know me.

Try everything she plays the sick card go back to club come back she still plays that card.


You sound like a primitive misogynistic twat to be honest.
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By Justicar | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 10:07 AM
You sound like a primitive misogynistic twat to be honest.


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By NOSNOS | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 03:04 AM
Yeah fuck drunk bitches.

Pick up a girl I know up in a club tonight take a punch for her, get her back to my mates legs closed doesnt want to know me.

Try everything she plays the sick card go back to club come back she still plays that card.



Sounded a bit rapey tbf but it wasn't.
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 12:07 PM
It's fucking shite, tbh.

You need to listen to her talk about her 'girl problems' and how she always feels so sad and shit, while resisting the temptation to call her a drama queen and hang up.


Otherwise known as the emotional tampon.
Eric Portapotty
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12 Dec 2012 13:03:32
Never mind.

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