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Telegram Sam
True, but you should fuck up a friendship for a nut.
Flash.
chokosc
K3V0
chokosc
What's the point of this thread if every post gets trolled?
Eric Portapotty
It's fucking shite, tbh.
You need to listen to her talk about her 'girl problems' and how she always feels so sad and shit, while resisting the temptation to call her a drama queen and hang up.
Ninja
You need permission from your friends to talk to women?
AFC
Franck
If he does the direct opposite of what you just said he might actually turn out to be successful with women.
I'm thinking he means that his friends set him up with her.
Telegram Sam
Lucky you.
Eric Portapotty
It's not quite worth it though, isn't it?
I once listened to a girl who I had a crush on on the phone, for over an hour.
Next time she called, I told her I had to sleep and hung up.
chokosc
Nah, it wasn't like that. It was just that I was already half asleep and she was energetic. It wasn't as bad as I said, just slow, long and a lot of her doing the talking...
Look below.
Exactly.
Phoenix Arrow
Telegram Sam
Zog
You were still a little bitch for an hour though.
Phoenix Arrow
chokosc
But I am not meant to have a crush on the girl I talked to last night. I just talked to her. Never even met her!
And in fact, I talked to the girl I have a crush on for over an hour and a half without getting bored. Sure, we talked about something specific but the conversation never died.
Phoenix Arrow
chokosc
Don't know, I felt that she was lonely. I mean, who the hell calls someone after a party which they went to with their friends. And she was with her friends. I just waited until she got home.
Zog
This.
Pippadoc
Drunk people!
I got a phone call from the girl I'm seeing at quarter to two after she'd been at a work party on friday. I was so tired I'm not even sure what we talked about
chokosc
Don't think she was drunk though! Which is also weird. But I can't remember what we talked about, I was only half listening to her. At least she got home!
NOSNOS
Pick up a girl I know up in a club tonight take a punch for her, get her back to my mates legs closed doesnt want to know me.
Try everything she plays the sick card go back to club come back she still plays that card.
Zog
Eric Portapotty
I could only take so much of that bull.
She's emigrated to America, was that hour worth it? No.
Justicar
You sound like a primitive misogynistic twat to be honest.
Deano
NOSNOS
Sounded a bit rapey tbf but it wasn't.
DB
Otherwise known as the emotional tampon.
Eric Portapotty