2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread

Liverpool really do look good under Kloop.

We were terrible in that first half against City last weekend and worse against Feyenoord.

Fantastic goal, that will buy him another season starting for both Liverpool and England. That Liverpool attack is frightening at times, particularly Mane. If they can stop Coutinho trying 25 yarders every 5 minutes and keep solid at the back they're in with a real chance.

Happy days not been a bad start to the season

Jordan Henderson has literally perfected being Gerrard.

I am so annoyed with the way Conte handles the match. Why on earth do you wait for the 84th minute to make a triple substitution when you are losing 2-0 at half time and nothing is working?

Another thing is Oscar. He's been shit pretty much since after scoring against Juventus. Why is he starting games? He is such a liabilty and he does absolutely nothing on the pitch.

Well done Liverpool for shutting us down like that. Hopefully next week Conte will wake up and make some changes.

So have any scousers started saying "this is the year!" yet?

No one actually ever says that, its always fans of other clubs who say we say it all the time.

Haha, oh West Ham. It's nice to see them being so shit.

Wow, how do you concede 4 goals in one game to West Brom. Chadli fucking them up, 2 goals and 2 assists.

Ergh, they've pulled two back.

Everton going well, went behind but now 3-1 up at HT and heading for 2nd place.

Funniest thing about that Xhaka goal is that every United fan has been dreaming of that goal from Pogba in their sleep since he signed.

— ospina fan (@aliladiere) September 17, 2016

That's a foul. For fuck sake.

I wonder who this player wearing number 29 for Watford is and what he did with Etienne Capoue.

Same old shite

Fuck sake

Rooney please fucking retire.

This.

He's been absolute garbage for 2-3 years now and somehow is still a starter.

RASHFORD

I mean Rooney was literally standing there doing absolutely nothing while Zlatan and Rashford made it happen. #MUFC

— MUHAMMAD (@MochineGun) September 18, 2016

The replay tells the tale.

Rooney standing there demanding a penalty while Rashford reacts and scores instead.

How poor does Rooney need to be before he's dropped?

United are fucking awful.

What a fucking shitfest.

Mourinho out.

At least under Van Gaal, as shit as it was to watch, we had some sort of gameplan. This has been 11 strangers running around doing nothing.

No chance of winning the Premier League playing like this and we'd be lucky to get a top four finish.

Special Once

Pogba, Ibra, Rashford and Martial all wasted for the sake of Rooney. It's so depressing that the most obvious problem (there are a lot of problems I know) isn't being addressed.