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Slashman X
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10 Jan 2013 16:06:20
Snakes have learned to fly
Vercoe
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 10 January 2013 - 16:06 PM
Snakes have learned to fly


I'm not even clicking that link because your description terrifies the shit out of me.
Phoenix Arrow
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10 Jan 2013 17:34:28
Imagine if Snake on a Plane was a film in which a snake slowly died on the outside of a plane while people took photos of it. That's the thrust of the article.
Slashman X
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10 Jan 2013 17:37:11
On Border Patrol, people can't even bring sweets into Australia in case they harm the indigenous wildlife, yet these cunts are flying snakes all over the gaff
Telegram Sam
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10 Jan 2013 18:06:48
I went to the doctor's today to get my vision checked - turns out I may have had/ still have encephalitis, or inflammation of the brain. I was really ill last week and it was after then that I noticed flashes in my vision, and my GP seems to think that the problem lies with my brain receiving information rather than something being wrong with my actual eyes. Going to have to go for a brain scan soon. It's fucking awful timing as I have exams on the 16th and 17th and have to worry about all of this shit whilst revising like mad.

2013 has been a complete cunt so far.
jumberto
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 10 January 2013 - 18:06 PM
I went to the doctor's today to get my vision checked - turns out I may have had/ still have encephalitis, or inflammation of the brain. I was really ill last week and it was after then that I noticed flashes in my vision, and my GP seems to think that the problem lies with my brain receiving information rather than something being wrong with my actual eyes. Going to have to go for a brain scan soon. It's fucking awful timing as I have exams on the 16th and 17th and have to worry about all of this shit whilst revising like mad.

2013 has been a complete cunt so far.


Hey c'mon, Chamakh went to West Ham.
Franck
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Slashman X
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One Night In Grimsby
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10 Jan 2013 19:13:14
That's ridiculous!

A fiver each!?
Telegram Sam
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10 Jan 2013 19:40:34
Who wants to see a video of a dude slicing his own back open with a sword?!
Slashman X
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10 Jan 2013 19:48:17
Already seen the gif
Telegram Sam
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 10 January 2013 - 19:48 PM
Already seen the gif

The video is nasty. People have to hold his back together.
Obtuse
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10 Jan 2013 21:36:44
Video. Link. PM.
Phoenix Arrow
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11 Jan 2013 01:06:02
Why did Gwen Stefani used to have two random Asian chicks following her around everywhere?
Slashman X
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11 Jan 2013 11:01:25
Poe
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11 Jan 2013 12:29:00
Probably a penalty tbf.
Carroll.
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11 Jan 2013 12:47:28
Keeper is up pretty quick to be fair to him
Telegram Sam
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11 Jan 2013 15:22:45
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
rossiheslopi
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11 Jan 2013 15:43:22
Deano
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11 Jan 2013 15:48:10
http://img8.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/devil-may-cry-dmc-Адам-Сандлер-Adam-Sandler-531638.jpeg

Sam
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 11 January 2013 - 11:01 AM


Amazing.
Telegram Sam
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11 Jan 2013 23:29:13
I'm having such a shit time of it at the moment. I saw the doctor yesterday who recommended I go for a brain scan as soon as possible, but because I'm registered down in Brighton I have to go down earlier than I wanted to see another doctor, whom I basically need to say the same thing and refer me for a scan. I'm confident it's nothing too serious but when your vision is constantly fucked and you're told you need a brain scan, sometimes you can't help but think of the worst.

Not only that, but I have two huge exams I'm supposed to be preparing for next week and as such am doubly stressed about that. Just can't relax at the moment.
Wes Brown
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12 Jan 2013 00:28:04


So fucking funny.
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12 Jan 2013 02:29:30
By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 11 January 2013 - 23:29 PM
I'm having such a shit time of it at the moment. I saw the doctor yesterday who recommended I go for a brain scan as soon as possible, but because I'm registered down in Brighton I have to go down earlier than I wanted to see another doctor, whom I basically need to say the same thing and refer me for a scan. I'm confident it's nothing too serious but when your vision is constantly fucked and you're told you need a brain scan, sometimes you can't help but think of the worst.

Not only that, but I have two huge exams I'm supposed to be preparing for next week and as such am doubly stressed about that. Just can't relax at the moment.


Surely since you having a brain scan you can get them postponed? Wont be any harm to find out.
Jason
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12 Jan 2013 08:36:53
Woke up at 7:10AM this morning, to see this on my phone. The things you say when your tired. I cant even remember any of it.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/HA1epDkHi0a1X9dAtyhhKt23tBc03UkNQNn8Wnqm.jpg
K3V0
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By Deano | Permalink | On 12 January 2013 - 01:48 AM
http://img8.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/devil-may-cry-dmc-Адам-Сандлер-Adam-Sandler-531638.jpeg





That's class!!
Vercoe
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12 Jan 2013 09:19:39
By Jay. | Permalink | On 12 January 2013 - 08:36 AM
Woke up at 7:10AM this morning, to see this on my phone. The things you say when your tired. I cant even remember any of it.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/HA1epDkHi0a1X9dAtyhhKt23tBc03UkNQNn8Wnqm.jpg


If you woke up at 7:10 why does your phone say 6:32? Dun dun dun duuuun.
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12 Jan 2013 10:50:15
I've seen a few statuses on Facebook saying it's snowing, It's quite nice here in Leicestershire though. Any of the white stuff where you are?
bluemoon.
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12 Jan 2013 11:44:36
By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 11 January 2013 - 23:29 PM
I'm having such a shit time of it at the moment. I saw the doctor yesterday who recommended I go for a brain scan as soon as possible, but because I'm registered down in Brighton I have to go down earlier than I wanted to see another doctor, whom I basically need to say the same thing and refer me for a scan. I'm confident it's nothing too serious but when your vision is constantly fucked and you're told you need a brain scan, sometimes you can't help but think of the worst.

Not only that, but I have two huge exams I'm supposed to be preparing for next week and as such am doubly stressed about that. Just can't relax at the moment.

Brain scans are no biggy. I've had a couple, the only bad thing about them is that they take a while. I fell asleep in my last one, do that and it goes much quicker.
K3V0
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12 Jan 2013 12:44:24
By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 12 January 2013 - 21:44 PM
Brain scans are no biggy. I've had a couple, the only bad thing about them is that they take a while. I fell asleep in my last one, do that and it goes much quicker.


Did you get an MRI or Cat Scan??

No way you could have fallen asleep during an MRI the fucking machine is so loud.

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