The Night Thread Mk. IX

Did you get an MRI or Cat Scan??

No way you could have fallen asleep during an MRI the fucking machine is so loud.

MRI. It was probably to do with the fact I was suffering from fatigue, though :p

Surely since you having a brain scan you can get them postponed? Wont be any harm to find out.

Must have been the quietest MRI machine on the planet or you were close to dying.

Marilyn Monroe died a year before Kennedy, most of the coincidences aren't that extreme. Kennedy is a common name, anyway.

If you woke up at 7:10 why does your phone say 6:32? Dun dun dun duuuun.

I meant 6:10, clearly

I'm due an upgrade for my phone and am thinking about getting an iPhone 5.

How would people rate them?

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry over this.

I'm a silent browser of this forum but this is a rare occasion I do post.

If you really do mean you don't know whether to laugh or cry at that then you need help. If anyone can entertain the thought of this being even remotely funny needs help. Unless you are just a massive cunt, I don't know. Because that is horrific. What goes through a persons head to make them decide they're going to kick a helpless and injured animal?

/Mini-rant over

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

I'm a silent browser of this forum but this is a rare occasion I do post.

If you really do mean you don't know whether to laugh or cry at that then you need help. If anyone can entertain the thought of this being even remotely funny needs help. Unless you are just a massive cunt, I don't know. Because that is horrific. What goes through a persons head to make them decide they're going to kick a helpless and injured animal?

/Mini-rant over

YOU GO DANI

You're right, TS is a massive cunt.

Calm down, son.

What made me laugh originally was the unexpected nature of it - when they zoomed in on the owl, I didn't expect it to get kicked off the pitch like that. About two seconds later I realised it was actually quite horrible, so I cut myself a few times to punish myself before then asking Jesus for forgiveness. My eternal apologies.

Calm down, son.

What made me laugh originally was the unexpected nature of it - when they zoomed in on the owl, I didn't expect it to get kicked off the pitch like that. About two seconds later I realised it was actually quite horrible, so I cut myself a few times to punish myself before then asking Jesus for forgiveness. My eternal apologies.