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Sears
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil
rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White
House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named
Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made
by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin
ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the
assassin ran to a theater...
Ninja
Coincidence.
bluemoon.
MRI. It was probably to do with the fact I was suffering from fatigue, though :p
K3V0
Must have been the quietest MRI machine on the planet or you were close to dying.
Telegram Sam
Nah, I don't think I'd be able to. I've known a few people who've tried to mitigate exams/ deadlines but have had an absolute nightmare with it.
bluemoon.
Nah, my head was strapped in and they gave me ear-plugs. It was actually quite comfortable.
Mr Willy
Ninja
Exactly.
There's so many interactions between humans that you're bound to get stuff like this.
Besides, what's the implication? That the murders of Lincoln and Kennedy were related and that the group that did it went to the effort of leaving subtle clues like that for no reason, other than, I assume, the lulz?
Jason
I meant 6:10, clearly
Vercoe
Don't go back and cheekily edit it now to make me look stupid
rossiheslopi
Deano
Sears
Phoenix Arrow
K3V0
How would people rate them?
Obtuse
1 out of 10,
Get a top range Samsung or HTC.
DB
Telegram Sam
Crane
danismint
I'm a silent browser of this forum but this is a rare occasion I do post.
If you really do mean you don't know whether to laugh or cry at that then you need help. If anyone can entertain the thought of this being even remotely funny needs help. Unless you are just a massive cunt, I don't know. Because that is horrific. What goes through a persons head to make them decide they're going to kick a helpless and injured animal?
/Mini-rant over
Eric Portapotty
Flash.
You're right, TS is a massive cunt.
bluemoon.
Just wait 'til Fantastic and KM see it. Prepare to be outraged.
DB
K3V0
Telegram Sam
Calm down, son.
What made me laugh originally was the unexpected nature of it - when they zoomed in on the owl, I didn't expect it to get kicked off the pitch like that. About two seconds later I realised it was actually quite horrible, so I cut myself a few times to punish myself before then asking Jesus for forgiveness. My eternal apologies.
Telegram Sam
Nail, head.
K3V0
PRAISE JESUS!!
Justicar
I told him it was cool.