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Slashman X
20 years ago
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14 Jan 2013 17:35:03
Possibly the greatest name ever:

http://ballsdot.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dickslaughter1.png
King Luis
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14 Jan 2013 17:42:15
Not as good as the former president of WADA, Dick Pound.
Obtuse
17 years ago
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14 Jan 2013 18:44:15
Wait until the end



Oh yeah and fuck you danismint.
Jason
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14 Jan 2013 19:26:55
By Obtuse | Permalink | On 13 January 2013 - 17:49 PM
1 out of 10,

Get a top range Samsung or HTC.


+1
Fantastic
15 years ago
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14 Jan 2013 20:22:43
I saw a load of pictures of people chucking things at lions in a zoo in China. Naturally everyone's opinion was that was disgusting and cruel. I disagree, if I knew I could get away with throwing things at a lion without it killing me then I would. That's the luxury I've attained by being at the top of the evolutionary ladder.
zeonflux
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14 Jan 2013 21:23:14
By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 14 January 2013 - 01:07 AM
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry over this.

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/179850-1/Soccerfag_owl.gif

What a dick! If that was Suarez then fair enough but to kick a fucking owl?!
Slashman X
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14 Jan 2013 22:23:39
Mr T's Craziest Fools is class
Mr Willy
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15 Jan 2013 00:48:46
Am I the only one that doesn't feel that sad in the slightest that HMV has gone into administration? Obviously, it's sad for those who work there, but hopefully they'll find new jobs. I always felt conned whenever I bought something from HMV because it was all ridiculously overpriced, the shop was always untidy and ever stocked what I wanted anyway.
Fantastic
15 years ago
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Banned
15 Jan 2013 03:44:53
Just means I'll have to go to Putney if I want to buy a game same day. Which is a bit of a hassle.
Slashman X
20 years ago
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15 Jan 2013 09:54:40
HMV in the local shopping centre was awesome, massive and had everything for cheap. Gonna miss it


Just checked my 'Spam' folder and saw this email with the subject : Sandy Hook Shooting Didn't Happen [PROOF]

Excerpt from Muad'Dib's January 7th, 2013 Critical Mass Radio interview:

...They used a poster child for this to get everybody's sympathy and to get everybody's emotions up so that they could hopefully bring in a gun ban. They used a little poster child, a little blonde-haired blue-eyed six year old girl. She was the face, the poster child. She was supposedly killed along with the other 19 six year olds and seven year olds at Sandy Hook. Three days later Obama was there doing a photo op and she's sitting on his knee. She's supposed to be dead, used as a poster child, this little girl died - she's sitting on Obama's knee three days later. The same little girl.

And then they have her parents interviewed. It shows that they're all actors. It never really happened, because the guy that was supposedly her dad, is shown in the video where he's to the side and he's laughing and joking with other people and then he's called up in front of the camera. He's off to the left. Then he's called to the center, to the focus of the camera to be interviewed and to give his speech about Sandy Hook and about his daughter. And he goes from on the side from laughing and joking with everybody, he comes up to the center and ... he takes the joking, smiling face off and you can see him physically trying to force his face to look sad and then he starts talking about how his daughter's been killed. They're actors. There were no bodies.

It was a made for TV drama to try to ram through the gun control laws, because they want to kill the American people and they can't kill armed people. That's why Hitler disarmed the Germans, it's why Stalin disarmed the Russians, it's why chairman Mao disarmed the Chinese and they killed between them something like 120 million of their own people. And that's what they want to do in America and they can't do it because the people have the Second Amendment and they have guns. So they have to do all of this, and they'll keep doing it. There will be more incidents like this, which are made for television, until they manage to persuade the American people to give up their guns. And then they'll start killing the Americans. Because the Americans are the only people stopping them from doing what they want to do already. They know they can't put their next phase, which is reducing the world's population, they can't put that phase into operation whilst the Americans have got millions of guns.
Deleted Account #151676
15 Jan 2013 10:06:29
Doesn't HMV own Waterstones? Are they going under too?
Carroll.
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15 Jan 2013 11:41:59
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21024288

Looks like Armstrong finally admitted
Deano
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15 Jan 2013 11:48:07
By Carroll. | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 11:41 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21024288

Looks like Armstrong finally admitted


Can make a comment about him or would I be talking about American athletes more that our own?
Carroll.
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15 Jan 2013 11:52:21
How old are you?
Deano
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15 Jan 2013 11:54:51
By Carroll. | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 11:52 AM
How old are you?


25.
Mr Willy
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15 Jan 2013 12:38:24
By Rick87 | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 10:06 AM
Doesn't HMV own Waterstones? Are they going under too?


They used to, up until 2011, when it was sold to a capital venture firm, like how OpCapita own/used to own Game and Comet respectively.
Deleted Account #151676
15 Jan 2013 16:02:57
Just seen this picture of Axl Rose on Facebook, good god what has happened to him in the last 20 years?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/19001_10151333726894764_677283208_n.jpg
His plastic surgeon needs shooting.
ianbaker
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15 Jan 2013 16:06:42
By Rick87 | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 16:02 PM
Just seen this picture of Axl Rose on Facebook, good god what has happened to him in the last 20 years?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/19001_10151333726894764_677283208_n.jpg
His plastic surgeon needs shooting.

Looks like a Catfish.
Obtuse
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15 Jan 2013 16:07:15
By Carroll. | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 11:52 AM
How old are you?


How utterly ironic
rossiheslopi
17 years ago
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15 Jan 2013 17:37:41
By Obtuse | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 16:07 PM
How utterly ironic

zeonflux
15 years ago
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15 Jan 2013 17:41:45
By ianbaker | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 16:06 PM
Looks like a Catfish.

As Rick James once said "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"
smurphptfc
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15 Jan 2013 20:52:54
By Rick87 | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 16:02 PM
Just seen this picture of Axl Rose on Facebook, good god what has happened to him in the last 20 years?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/19001_10151333726894764_677283208_n.jpg
His plastic surgeon needs shooting.


He looks stereotypically Chinese. Ironic.
Justicar
19 years ago
1 year ago
549
15 Jan 2013 21:05:52
By Rick87 | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 10:06 AM
Doesn't HMV own Waterstones? Are they going under too?


Hope not, where else am I going to look at books and then purchase later on Amazon?
Phoenix Arrow
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15 Jan 2013 21:14:24
By Justicar | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 21:05 PM
Hope not, where else am I going to look at books and then purchase later on Amazon?

Your local independant book sh... oh wait. Nevermind.
Asda.
Justicar
19 years ago
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549
15 Jan 2013 21:18:35
By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 21:14 PM
Your local independant book sh... oh wait. Nevermind.
Asda.


Nah Asda's selection is shite. Have a Blackwells to do my window shopping anyway.
Mr Willy
18 years ago
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495
15 Jan 2013 22:27:18
That's true, all the supermarkets sell are the shitty celebrity hardbacks, or as Stewart Lee puts it, 'toilet books'...
Fantastic
15 years ago
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Banned
15 Jan 2013 22:59:41
Downloaded Windows 8. I think I like it. The app tile is a bit of fun. Only major thing is having to triple click to get to all apps.
Justicar
19 years ago
1 year ago
549
15 Jan 2013 23:34:22
Teaching my first lesson ever tomorrow, bricking it.
Deleted Account #151676
16 Jan 2013 09:30:55
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 22:59 PM
Downloaded Windows 8. I think I like it. The app tile is a bit of fun. Only major thing is having to triple click to get to all apps.

Yeah Windows 8 isn't anywhere near as bad as people make out, It has always run flawlessly for me with not a single crash or freeze, I couldn't say the same of Windows 7 or any prior installment.

By Justicar | Permalink | On 15 January 2013 - 23:34 PM
Teaching my first lesson ever tomorrow, bricking it.

What are you teaching?
Slashman X
20 years ago
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16 Jan 2013 10:06:07
I've got Windows 8 on one of those laptop-then-twist-the-screen-and-it's-a-tablet yokes and the Metro interface is class for tablets but pointless for laptops. All the speed improvements and the fact you don't have to use the Metro interface means it's not really a bad upgrade

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