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2D Pitch FM
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11 Feb 2013 11:08:57
Lost my scarf. I hate Mondays.
Eric Portapotty
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11 Feb 2013 11:10:42
Fucking hell, you need to stop changing your username
Slashman X
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11 Feb 2013 11:11:18
The Pope is resigning \o/ I reckon that's just for the press, God likely sacked him after a few poor masses
2D Pitch FM
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11 Feb 2013 11:12:30
By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 11:10 AM
Fucking hell, you need to stop changing your username

It's a boredom issue.

This place looks different.
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11 Feb 2013 11:30:32
By Slashman X | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 11:11 AM
The Pope is resigning \o/ I reckon that's just for the press, God likely sacked him after a few poor masses


K3V0
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11 Feb 2013 11:35:03
Could you imagine if Roman Abramovich was god?

A new pope every few months.
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11 Feb 2013 11:36:44
By KEV0 | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 11:35 AM
Could you imagine if Roman Abramovich was god?

A new pope every few months.

INTERIM POPE
Slashman X
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11 Feb 2013 11:38:49
POPE WHO CURED CANCER SACKED AFTER MESSING UP A PSALM
King Luis
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11 Feb 2013 11:40:55
Benedicts going to be the new Chelsea boss, heard it here first
K3V0
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11 Feb 2013 12:10:47
I wonder if John Terry will be seen celebrating at the Vatican in the full Chelsea strip once the new pope is introduced.
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11 Feb 2013 12:49:22
By Slashman X | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 11:11 AM
The Pope is resigning \o/ I reckon that's just for the press, God likely sacked him after a few poor masses

First time in nearly 600 years that a pope resigns apparently. Must have done an absolutely terrible job.

I guess God tired of being represented by an Emperor Palpatine lookalike.
Slashman X
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11 Feb 2013 13:06:14
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By King Luis | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 11:40 AM
Benedicts going to be the new Chelsea boss, heard it here first


I've heard Man City have offered him a contract as they are in dire need of a miracle.
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 23:06 PM
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That's fucking class!!
King Luis
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11 Feb 2013 14:12:00
Just found out ive got an assessment for a job i applied for the other day, going to be knackered Wednesday though Finish work at 5:30am then have the assessment at 11am, hopefully get this job and get out of Tesco!
Carroll.
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11 Feb 2013 14:58:58
Apparently PaddyPower are taking bets on the pope to be the next Chelsea manager
King Luis
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11 Feb 2013 15:12:11
Anyone can make that bet though, and they'll sure as hell take your money
Fantastic
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11 Feb 2013 17:09:34
Decided to never do drugs again after the weekend I had. My lungs are absolutely ripped and it can only be because of that.
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11 Feb 2013 18:38:00
By Carroll. | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 14:58 PM
Apparently PaddyPower are taking bets on the pope to be the next Chelsea manager


In Italy Francesco Totti is 5000/1 to be the next pope.
Sears
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11 Feb 2013 18:53:40
First Pope to resign in 600 odd years, I bet he resigned because there's some massive corruption story that is about to be exposed in the near future. The Catholic Church is such a dirty corrupt organization. Oh and did I mention they like to rape little boys? Embarrassed and ashamed that we're a Catholic country.
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By Sears | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 18:53 PM
First Pope to resign in 600 odd years, I bet he resigned because there's some massive corruption story that is about to be exposed in the near future. The Catholic Church is such a dirty corrupt organization. Oh and did I mention they like to rape little boys? Embarrassed and ashamed that we're a Catholic country.


Brilliant bit of investigative journalism right here aka stating the bleeding obvious.
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11 Feb 2013 18:58:37
By King Luis | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 18:54 PM
Brilliant bit of investigative journalism right here aka stating the bleeding obvious.


Well at least I'm not defending them just because I'm Irish.
King Luis
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11 Feb 2013 19:00:43
Just found out the job i have an assessment for on Wednesday is seasonal, from March till September. Theres a chance ill be kept on but still not sure about weather to take the risk, fed up of working at Tesco but atleast its a stable job (no pun intended )
Deano
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11 Feb 2013 19:06:16
Just had a boss gym session, FEEL THE BURN.
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11 Feb 2013 19:38:57
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 17:09 PM
Decided to never do drugs again after the weekend I had. My lungs are absolutely ripped and it can only be because of that.

I'll bite.
What did you do?
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11 Feb 2013 19:57:58
By King Luis | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 19:00 PM
Just found out the job i have an assessment for on Wednesday is seasonal, from March till September. Theres a chance ill be kept on but still not sure about weather to take the risk, fed up of working at Tesco but atleast its a stable job (no pun intended )


There's neigh need of that.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 11 February 2013 - 19:38 PM
I'll bite.
What did you do?

Nothing particularly out of the ordinary, just went on from Wednesday until Sunday, spent too much money, acted a bit like a dick and didn't even come close to feeling happy.
the insider
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11 Feb 2013 20:04:33
What ever happened to that young girl you liked?
bluemoon.
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11 Feb 2013 20:34:51
Phrasing.
Fantastic
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11 Feb 2013 20:35:05
She's having a pyjama party on Friday, I don't know if I can be bothered going. I have done no work in the last few weeks and I'd quite like to be in a position to make a decision on whether I have a career in three months time.

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