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I'm a top. But thanks.
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I would let you bum me.
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You wouldn't regret it.
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Would do when he can't stop shitting himself the next day.
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I don't know, it's not a problem I have to deal with, I really try not to think about the consequences. It gets in the way of the enjoyment if you're worrying about that. Pretty sure it works the other way around though.
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Why does it keep double posting on here recently?
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By VP. | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 18:50 PM
Would do when he can't stop shitting himself the next day.

I'm not aware of women I've bummed having that problem, so in my case as an anal virgin I certainly wouldn't have any problems.
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I'm fairly sure it actually makes it harder since the muscles are a little more lax. But thinking about the mechanics weird me out so this is the last I'll say on the subject. I'd just like to enjoy it for what it is.
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I think you have to do it quite a lot to do any real damage. I remember hearing about a porn star who had serious anal-seepage problems but her arsehole had more people going in and out than Piccadilly Station.
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I've seen enough videos to know that most anal prolapses are the result of poor technique rather than long term erosion.
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I've been picked on, but never seriously bullied. To be honest, I was clever enough to get one or two of the more popular kids to like me and just hang around with them enough that if anyone did try bullying me, they'd have to get through the popular kids first, who by and large defended me if it got ugly though. Having plastic surgery helps though.
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My roommate Tanya's dog is responsible for this.
http://www.abload.de/img/dsc_00203xpwy.jpg
And ate a part of it. Dafuq?
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Is €100 a lot these days?
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By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:59 PM
Is €100 a lot these days?


Quite a lot, yes. At least for a high school student.
In other words, three FIFAs
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How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.
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By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:59 PM
Is €100 a lot these days?


~£85
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 21:40 PM
How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.


Even the ATM machines give them out.
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Glue that cunt back together and use it.
rossiheslopi
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Roommate Tanya? Is that the one you had a threesome with? If so, punish her for failing to control her dog by doing something similar again
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By Ninja | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:12 PM
Glue that cunt back together and use it.

Good idea.

By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:24 PM
Roommate Tanya? Is that the one you had a threesome with? If so, punish her for failing to control her dog by doing something similar again


Not that one.
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By Torri | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 23:41 PM
Good idea.

Not that one.

Oh, well just give the dog a little kick then nothing too hard though, i'm not into animal cruelty
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 21:40 PM
How the fuck did you have a €100 note? Banks don't even give them out.


travel agents were giving 200 euro notes out here?
Telegram Sam
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Anyone fancy telling me how the EU's handling of the Kosovo crisis differed from it's response to the dissolution of Yugoslavia?

Need to make a few notes for tomorrow but can't find/ am too lazy to look for decent sources. You lot seem a smart bunch anyway. Well, most of you.
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By Torri | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 20:57 PM
My roommate Tanya's dog is responsible for this.
http://www.abload.de/img/dsc_00203xpwy.jpg
And ate a part of it. Dafuq?

I think a bank might be able to replace that for you if you bring them all the pieces.
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Just got photographed by a speed camera.

It won't matter though as I was driving my dad's company car. They will send a letter to Volvo asking who was driving and Volvo will answer that they have no idea. \o/
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By Poe | Permalink | On 09 October 2012 - 00:02 AM
travel agents were giving 200 euro notes out here?


I don't Ireland even has them \o/ Feckin' recession
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 09 October 2012 - 00:27 AM
Anyone fancy telling me how the EU's handling of the Kosovo crisis differed from it's response to the dissolution of Yugoslavia?

Need to make a few notes for tomorrow but can't find/ am too lazy to look for decent sources. You lot seem a smart bunch anyway. Well, most of you.


Worked there for a month. Still don't have a clue.
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By Justicar | Permalink | On 09 October 2012 - 11:13 AM
Worked there for a month. Still don't have a clue.

From what I got from my seminar today, the EU isn't fit for purpose when it comes to military intervention. Too much indecision and not dynamic enough to get things done.
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That is awesome. How does his bike not brake though.

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