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Still fucking facebook

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Obtuse

16 years ago

4 years ago

1,338

22 Apr 2013 10:00:15

That is about as seductive as a person with Downs hitting the big part of a big dipper

Fantastic

14 years ago

11 months ago

2,496

Banned

27 Apr 2013 16:01:01

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/554705_10200926583517706_909758667_n.jpg

This appeared on my newsfeed. I don't understand.

Fantastic

14 years ago

11 months ago

2,496

Banned

27 Apr 2013 16:06:19

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/bJzYk2nHvTJgzrAfIaSoB68xWOzmEGxene9Ae39o.png

Apparently it's that funny.

Tommo.

13 years ago

9 months ago

2,272

27 Apr 2013 20:31:02

There saying hes Illuminati because his nose is apparently triangular. Anything that looks like this pyramid is apparently Illuminati on the internet.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False Religions/Illuminati/dollar_ase.gif

Eric Portapotty

15 years ago

1 month ago

3,324

Premium

28 Apr 2013 09:27:48

By Tiki Tapas | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 06:39 AM

*image removed due to a Google Ads complaint, sorry everyone. Basically it was three girls in bikini's taking a picture in a mirror, the one on the left had big boobs - Please accept my sincerest apologies, Rob*

Are they fucking serious? Guess that puts paid to a Babe thread, then.

And Rob, get your shit together, the pic can be seen on the bloody next page

Deleted Account #151676

18 May 2013 16:01:32

Sick of boring cunts posting pictures of Coke bottles that just so happen to have their names on.

Eric Portapotty

15 years ago

1 month ago

3,324

Premium

18 May 2013 16:03:29

As in there are people whose names are Coca-Cola?

King Luis

18 years ago

1 year ago

3,111

18 May 2013 16:05:07

By Portaloo | Permalink | On 18 May 2013 - 17:03 PM

As in there are people whose names are Coca-Cola?

No, All coke bottles have different names on now

Slashman X

18 years ago

1 year ago

6,000

18 May 2013 16:18:25

Even worse is those same cunts spending about half an hour going through the fridge in the shop and then "oh my god so random,I bought this without even checking the name on it!!"

Mr Willy

17 years ago

3 months ago

495

18 May 2013 16:26:11

I've had customers come up to me and ask for me to route around in the stock-room for a Coke bottle with their name on it. Felt like telling them to fuck off.

Deleted Account #151676

18 May 2013 16:33:34

By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 18 May 2013 - 17:26 PM

I've had customers come up to me and ask for me to route around in the stock-room for a Coke bottle with their name on it. Felt like telling them to fuck off.

I don't think our Coke's have names on, just the generic label thankfully, either way there is no way I would go and look.

Mr Willy

17 years ago

3 months ago

495

18 May 2013 16:41:07

The same customer demanded that I order some in with her name on it. Firstly, we have automated, computerised ordering, and secondly you can't order one in with a specific name

I think she was doing it for some art project or other bullshit.

Fantastic

14 years ago

11 months ago

2,496

Banned

18 May 2013 16:44:50

The names on them are fucking atrocious too:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/601725_10151600410712002_1803012558_n.jpg

I appreciate that they probably just took the big book of most popular names... but come on, Kayleigh? Die.

Slashman X

18 years ago

1 year ago

6,000

18 May 2013 16:48:24

They just pick the top 100 names for the country

Fantastic

14 years ago

11 months ago

2,496

Banned

18 May 2013 17:06:56

There's something so depressing about the top 100 names in this country.

Jason

18 years ago

3 months ago

4,641

18 May 2013 17:07:38

I like what they did with the Play Offs though, when James Hanson scored, it said "Share a coke with....... James" around the pitch, then for the other dude, but didn't for Nahki Wells' goal

Crane

15 years ago

4 months ago

2,434

21 Jun 2013 22:59:11

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BR.

18 years ago

3 years ago

1,896

22 Jun 2013 00:16:18

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Fantastic

14 years ago

11 months ago

2,496

Banned

27 Jun 2013 23:10:38

Some dizzy cunt on Facebook thought it would be a good idea to post a photo of her new debit card. So I made her a Red Cross donor.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/VvI2zhqZwzwipz9VChc3PRvvpi1wlUm6VximjoEA.png

Telegram Sam

16 years ago

2 months ago

5,083

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28 Jun 2013 00:08:15

You're like a real life Tyler Durden.

Slashman X

18 years ago

1 year ago

6,000

28 Jun 2013 09:47:37

There's a Twitter account that retweets everyone who posts pictures of their Debit Cards. Go have fun with that

ianbaker

13 years ago

8 years ago

762

28 Jun 2013 11:14:34

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 28 June 2013 - 10:47 AM

There's a Twitter account that retweets everyone who posts pictures of their Debit Cards. Go have fun with that

It'll be on the news. "Charities report surge in donations".

King Luis

18 years ago

1 year ago

3,111

16 Jul 2013 13:56:49

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7795c1a454cee06318855c8f21631271/tumblr_mogi4rbsjU1qffk04o1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea3f498f2fb74d092c4fbe7d7daec0ee/tumblr_mogi4rbsjU1qffk04o2_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0e7c42d5b7fa135a05f541864f5152f/tumblr_mogi4rbsjU1qffk04o3_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/94f7551f3148d9a6d5de66f29cbd0474/tumblr_mogi4rbsjU1qffk04o4_500.jpg

Slashman X

18 years ago

1 year ago

6,000

16 Jul 2013 14:18:47

WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING JOKE GOING TO BE

Justicar

18 years ago

6 months ago

549

16 Jul 2013 15:44:24

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 15:18 PM

WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING JOKE GOING TO BE

In the last comment by "Danny", he basically says the original punchline.

ianbaker

13 years ago

8 years ago

762

16 Jul 2013 15:49:01

By Justicar | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 16:44 PM

In the last comment by "Danny", he basically says the original punchline.

Good job you're here to do our thinking for us.

Slashman X

18 years ago

1 year ago

6,000

16 Jul 2013 15:57:30

That was a shit joke, I'm glad it got hijacked

Justicar

18 years ago

6 months ago

549

16 Jul 2013 18:44:07

By ianbaker | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 16:49 PM

Good job you're here to do our thinking for us.

I basically think more of myself than anyone else ever will.

Fantastic

14 years ago

11 months ago

2,496

Banned

12 Aug 2013 18:46:13

I get it, I fucking get it. You go to the fucking gym. Well done you. Jesus christ.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/tdGPgJn4KNrDSab9XwIYoAndBCqhM767K7ZuhHW4.png

I got bored copying and pasting, but without fail, every day "GYM GYM GYM LOOK AT ME I GO TO THE GYM."

Which is all well and good, except she's rough as fuck:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/HmnlDsEWg5wW0tTON40aY39SCWZQLLG1VMwGMpOO.jpg

Well done her, I suppose, because she used to be a fucking slug:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/unR11PAjH46mUPgAB101gPKuEBxg6FGheS9QauA1.jpg

I'll be honest, you lot need to step your game up when it comes to trashing cunts on Facebook, I'm still world champion.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/qfAWhbw9ihpl67aoUxzvJ4v6Gd3FBv5av9xbNoUm.jpg

The Platypus

14 years ago

2 years ago

1,784

12 Aug 2013 19:23:32

You seem to know the worst people.

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