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Call me El Hadji

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Fantastic

14 years ago

9 months ago

2,496

Banned

17 Oct 2012 18:27:14

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DMT Abuse

12 years ago

8 years ago

418

17 Oct 2012 18:28:01

This is incredible.

mons

18 years ago

3 hours ago

91,927

17 Oct 2012 18:29:03

You mentalist

Mr Willy

17 years ago

1 month ago

495

17 Oct 2012 18:29:28

Teh.

Sears

13 years ago

8 years ago

633

17 Oct 2012 18:39:28

Get a haircut dude.

But that's brilliant

Hibee

18 years ago

4 years ago

588

17 Oct 2012 18:41:14

Brilliant

smurphptfc

13 years ago

11 years ago

354

17 Oct 2012 18:42:10

Yes.

Phoenix Arrow

16 years ago

2 years ago

825

17 Oct 2012 18:51:05

I'm slightly more attracted to you now.

Hibee

18 years ago

4 years ago

588

17 Oct 2012 18:51:57

The name or the puffy hair?

Phoenix Arrow

16 years ago

2 years ago

825

17 Oct 2012 18:54:14

The two play off each other well.

Ninja

15 years ago

7 years ago

5,341

17 Oct 2012 19:05:19

Best £30 I ever spent.

Vercoe

12 years ago

4 years ago

1,510

17 Oct 2012 19:17:53

\o/

Dutton

18 years ago

11 months ago

1,101

17 Oct 2012 19:37:40

Brilliant.

Deano

18 years ago

1 week ago

1,380

17 Oct 2012 19:51:56

Fuck me sideways, hahahaha

Bian

14 years ago

8 years ago

138

17 Oct 2012 20:14:08

That's amazing.

TomDixon77

18 years ago

3 weeks ago

911

17 Oct 2012 20:17:23

That's... something, yep, definitely something.

Sam

18 years ago

2 years ago

5,092

17 Oct 2012 20:27:56

Fucking hell, amazing.

Obtuse

16 years ago

3 years ago

1,338

17 Oct 2012 20:32:17

Get it signed and come back.

Franck

18 years ago

2 weeks ago

4,255

17 Oct 2012 20:33:23

This is fucking glorious! \o/

Fantastic

14 years ago

9 months ago

2,496

Banned

17 Oct 2012 20:51:06

....

jumberto

17 years ago

9 months ago

1,111

17 Oct 2012 20:52:24

Congratulations.

Deleted Account #151676

17 Oct 2012 21:01:49

First day of the rest of your life?

Fantastic

14 years ago

9 months ago

2,496

Banned

17 Oct 2012 21:09:14

I can't wait to go to the airport...

jumberto

17 years ago

9 months ago

1,111

17 Oct 2012 21:13:00

You're going to get fisted like a bitch.

Obtuse

16 years ago

3 years ago

1,338

17 Oct 2012 21:38:40

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 17 October 2012 - 21:51 PM

It is signed. Once it's signed that means the deed poll has been actioned, which means I am legally known as El Hadji Evans. I'm expecting a cheque for £50,000 which will be written out to Maximillian David Evans, so any attempt to apply for a new passport or inform my bank will go on hold until I have that money.

In that case you are a mental bastard. What a fucking name

mr.SPANKY

18 years ago

7 months ago

1,755

17 Oct 2012 21:41:38

This is fantastic. Linking to every social media and website I can think of haha.

Franck

18 years ago

2 weeks ago

4,255

17 Oct 2012 22:09:37

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 17 October 2012 - 22:09 PM

I can't wait to go to the airport...

Should make a few trips to Yemen and Pakistan, just for the sake of it.

Telegram Sam

16 years ago

4 months ago

5,082

Premium

17 Oct 2012 23:50:06

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Eric Portapotty

15 years ago

1 month ago

3,324

Premium

18 Oct 2012 00:45:56

Can we still call you Max?

Zoli

18 years ago

6 months ago

68

18 Oct 2012 08:03:49

This should be on 9gag, 4chan and basically every other website of the internet

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