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Tommo.

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12 Aug 2013 19:25:02

I want to know did anything come of the bloke whos card you used?

Fantastic

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12 Aug 2013 19:26:23

I met a lot of sad people in Greece who would add everyone in the bar I worked at as a friend on Facebook. I've deleted a lot of them over time, purely because they're boring, but the repulsive ones or just fools stay, because they entertain me. It's like going to the zoo, except I don't have to put any clothes on or leave my house.

Fantastic

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12 Aug 2013 19:29:41

By Tommo. | Permalink | On 12 August 2013 - 20:25 PM

I want to know did anything come of the bloke whos card you used?

Heard nothing back, she's not my friend so I won't be able to ask her. I know her, but we're not friends. The only reason I found it was because on my newsfeed it showed that one of my friends commented on the picture of the card saying take it down.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/66v1OVGljnnLdL3MXr5Bov5gcWrpVtIMahJp1znu.jpg

Franck

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12 Aug 2013 20:07:08

Do I remember it right when I think you donated some of her money to charity?

Tommo.

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12 Aug 2013 20:46:31

By Franck | Permalink | On 12 August 2013 - 21:07 PM

Do I remember it right when I think you donated some of her money to charity?

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 28 June 2013 - 00:10 AM

Some dizzy cunt on Facebook thought it would be a good idea to post a photo of her new debit card. So I made her a Red Cross donor.

Slashman X

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13 Aug 2013 09:31:45

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 12 August 2013 - 19:46 PM

I get it, I fucking get it. You go to the fucking gym. Well done you. Jesus christ.
I got bored copying and pasting, but without fail, every day "GYM GYM GYM LOOK AT ME I GO TO THE GYM."

Which is all well and good, except she's rough as fuck:

*cough* Kev0 *cough*

K3V0

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13 Aug 2013 14:13:26

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 13 August 2013 - 19:31 PM

*cough* Kev0 *cough*

I've been checking in because it's my mate who has opened the gym.

It's exposure for him and about 5-6 mates of mine have already signed up because of it.

Eric Portapotty

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13 Aug 2013 15:34:04

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 13 August 2013 - 02:46 AM

Real classy, that.

Fantastic

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18 Aug 2013 15:54:04

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That just popped up on my newsfeed. The state of them.

Mr Willy

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19 Aug 2013 14:58:55

The short blonde one, second in from left, maybe.

Tommo.

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19 Aug 2013 16:52:51

God that one in the glasses and left of her

Fantastic

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19 Aug 2013 16:54:08

The one on the far let's eyes are pointing in opposite directions. I only just noticed that.

Tommo.

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19 Aug 2013 17:08:24

Missed that too. What is it with girls and them massive hills they cant walk in

Franck

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19 Aug 2013 21:18:29

I'd smash all of them, tbh.

The Platypus

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19 Aug 2013 21:23:14

Surely living in Sweden your standards would be higher than that.

Fantastic

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19 Aug 2013 21:31:06

They're all fucking hogs. Even the one in the middle whose face looks okay, her light coloured jacket is hiding a wide fucking load.

Obtuse

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19 Aug 2013 22:04:53

By The Platypus | On 19 August 2013 - 22:23 PM

Surely living in Sweden your standards would be higher than that.

Their standards are high and that is Fran's problem

Franck

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19 Aug 2013 22:13:14

By The Platypus | On 19 August 2013 - 23:23 PM

Surely living in Sweden your standards would be higher than that.

None of them are visibly obese, they don't dress like bums and the picture is far too grainy to make out if any of them have any horrifying facial defects = Good enough for me. Standards are nice and all, but you can hardly expect that every girl should look like a model, especially when you're a fat bastard like me.

Deano

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19 Aug 2013 22:17:56

I'd do them.

K3V0

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20 Aug 2013 02:15:25

The bird on the far right and the one with the white dress by the looks of that picture.

Ninja

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20 Aug 2013 13:22:54

I thought they were all hot until I examined the picture in closer detail.

Fucking cheerleader effect.

K3V0

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28 Aug 2013 22:26:25

So I'm going to be a millionaire soon.

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x328/caoimhin89/Ireland/Screenshot2013-08-29at82615AM_zpsae16a8d9.png

ianbaker

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29 Aug 2013 08:07:59

By K3VO | On 28 August 2013 - 23:26 PM

So I'm going to be a millionaire soon.

Can I have some please? He seems like such a nice man.

Ninja

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29 Aug 2013 08:22:11

Real lawyers use yahoo and don't know what nationality their client is.

Mr Willy

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29 Aug 2013 12:33:09

I like that he put 'Esq' in his name, I might start doing that.

Mr Willy, Esq.

Fantastic

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29 Aug 2013 12:40:38

I wrote an application letter to a the head of recruitment for Cluttons in Kensington back in.... 2005 I think. It was one of many letters I sent out, but I got a reply from Cluttons. Went along, waited outside his office for about half an hour, he calls me in and he asks me a couple of very brief questions about my experience, education. Then he pulls out my letter and explains to me, in no uncertain terms, that when you address a letter to someone you don't know you always put Esq at the end of their name, unless they are titled. I asked him "seriously? that's what we came to discuss" he said yes, there were no openings at the moment. I just got up and left. Cunt.