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Obtuse
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That is about as seductive as a person with Downs hitting the big part of a big dipper
Fantastic
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/554705_10200926583517706_909758667_n.jpg

This appeared on my newsfeed. I don't understand.
Fantastic
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https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/bJzYk2nHvTJgzrAfIaSoB68xWOzmEGxene9Ae39o.png

Apparently it's that funny.
Tommo.
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There saying hes Illuminati because his nose is apparently triangular. Anything that looks like this pyramid is apparently Illuminati on the internet.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False Religions/Illuminati/dollar_ase.gif
Eric Portapotty
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By Tiki Tapas | Permalink | On 12 February 2013 - 06:39 AM
*image removed due to a Google Ads complaint, sorry everyone. Basically it was three girls in bikini's taking a picture in a mirror, the one on the left had big boobs - Please accept my sincerest apologies, Rob*

Are they fucking serious? Guess that puts paid to a Babe thread, then.

And Rob, get your shit together, the pic can be seen on the bloody next page
Deleted Account #151676
Sick of boring cunts posting pictures of Coke bottles that just so happen to have their names on.
Eric Portapotty
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As in there are people whose names are Coca-Cola?
King Luis
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 18 May 2013 - 17:03 PM
As in there are people whose names are Coca-Cola?

No, All coke bottles have different names on now
Slashman X
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Even worse is those same cunts spending about half an hour going through the fridge in the shop and then "oh my god so random,I bought this without even checking the name on it!!"
Mr Willy
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I've had customers come up to me and ask for me to route around in the stock-room for a Coke bottle with their name on it. Felt like telling them to fuck off.
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By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 18 May 2013 - 17:26 PM
I've had customers come up to me and ask for me to route around in the stock-room for a Coke bottle with their name on it. Felt like telling them to fuck off.

I don't think our Coke's have names on, just the generic label thankfully, either way there is no way I would go and look.
Mr Willy
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The same customer demanded that I order some in with her name on it. Firstly, we have automated, computerised ordering, and secondly you can't order one in with a specific name I think she was doing it for some art project or other bullshit.
Fantastic
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The names on them are fucking atrocious too:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/601725_10151600410712002_1803012558_n.jpg

I appreciate that they probably just took the big book of most popular names... but come on, Kayleigh? Die.
Slashman X
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They just pick the top 100 names for the country
Fantastic
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There's something so depressing about the top 100 names in this country.
Jason
17 years ago
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I like what they did with the Play Offs though, when James Hanson scored, it said "Share a coke with....... James" around the pitch, then for the other dude, but didn't for Nahki Wells' goal
Crane
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BR.
17 years ago
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Fantastic
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Some dizzy cunt on Facebook thought it would be a good idea to post a photo of her new debit card. So I made her a Red Cross donor.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/VvI2zhqZwzwipz9VChc3PRvvpi1wlUm6VximjoEA.png
Telegram Sam
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You're like a real life Tyler Durden.
Slashman X
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There's a Twitter account that retweets everyone who posts pictures of their Debit Cards. Go have fun with that
ianbaker
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 28 June 2013 - 10:47 AM
There's a Twitter account that retweets everyone who posts pictures of their Debit Cards. Go have fun with that

It'll be on the news. "Charities report surge in donations".
King Luis
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Slashman X
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WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING JOKE GOING TO BE
Justicar
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 15:18 PM
WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING JOKE GOING TO BE


In the last comment by "Danny", he basically says the original punchline.
ianbaker
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By Justicar | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 16:44 PM
In the last comment by "Danny", he basically says the original punchline.

Good job you're here to do our thinking for us.
Slashman X
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That was a shit joke, I'm glad it got hijacked
Justicar
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By ianbaker | Permalink | On 16 July 2013 - 16:49 PM
Good job you're here to do our thinking for us.


I basically think more of myself than anyone else ever will.
Fantastic
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I get it, I fucking get it. You go to the fucking gym. Well done you. Jesus christ.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/tdGPgJn4KNrDSab9XwIYoAndBCqhM767K7ZuhHW4.png

I got bored copying and pasting, but without fail, every day "GYM GYM GYM LOOK AT ME I GO TO THE GYM."

Which is all well and good, except she's rough as fuck:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/HmnlDsEWg5wW0tTON40aY39SCWZQLLG1VMwGMpOO.jpg

Well done her, I suppose, because she used to be a fucking slug:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/unR11PAjH46mUPgAB101gPKuEBxg6FGheS9QauA1.jpg

I'll be honest, you lot need to step your game up when it comes to trashing cunts on Facebook, I'm still world champion.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/qfAWhbw9ihpl67aoUxzvJ4v6Gd3FBv5av9xbNoUm.jpg
The Platypus
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You seem to know the worst people.

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