The Night Thread Mk. IX

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26 Aug 2013 15:17:23

Don#t buy from Asus directly. You can get bargains elsewhere

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26 Aug 2013 15:42:47

By Franck | On 26 August 2013 - 15:00 PM

Perhaps you could be useful instead of being a cunt? Did you ever think of that?

Did you have to ask someone if i was a cunt or did you work it out for yourself?

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26 Aug 2013 16:12:28

Does anyone know what the weather is going to be like in London tomorrow?

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26 Aug 2013 16:44:42

By Fantastic | On 26 August 2013 - 17:12 PM

Does anyone know what the weather is going to be like in London tomorrow?

According to the BBC, cloudy in the morning but should sunny by afternoon

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By King Luis | On 26 August 2013 - 17:42 PM

Did you have to ask someone if i was a cunt or did you work it out for yourself?

Yeah, I asked your mum.

BURNNNNNN!!!

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27 Aug 2013 09:51:03

Real smooth, Franck.

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27 Aug 2013 22:36:19

By Franck | On 26 August 2013 - 18:02 PM

Yeah, I asked your mum.

BURNNNNNN!!!

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28 Aug 2013 14:03:49

Damn, Rachel Riley is fucking fit.

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28 Aug 2013 14:48:50

Didn't you know that already? I fucking love countdown.

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28 Aug 2013 15:18:53

Only started watching the 8 out of 10 cats mashup, I'd imagine Countdown on its own would be pretty boring.

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28 Aug 2013 15:23:10

Fuck you on your own is pretty boring.

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28 Aug 2013 16:57:24

Has anyone else ever wondered what the fat girl from video of Katy Perry's song Firework would look like after two hours in an oven at 375 degrees?

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By Fantastic | On 28 August 2013 - 17:57 PM

Has anyone else ever wondered what the fat girl from video of Katy Perry's song Firework would look like after two hours in an oven at 375 degrees?

Every morning when I wake up.

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29 Aug 2013 12:23:41

Ah, brilliant.

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29 Aug 2013 13:15:51

K-Pop and the West Bank

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29 Aug 2013 14:48:39

My new favourite chant.

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29 Aug 2013 16:17:23

I love listening to George Galloway berating cunts, been watching the commons debate on BBC Parliament all day and this is the best.

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29 Aug 2013 21:49:24

Parliament has voted against military action against Syria. BBC

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29 Aug 2013 22:48:20

Fucking common sense in the house of commons, my god.

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29 Aug 2013 22:55:22

Galloway's a cunt, either way. Good that we aren't endorsing military action before weapons inspectors have even come back yet.

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29 Aug 2013 23:26:29

It's great when you have a big debate like this, because all the big dogs turn out. Andrew Mitchell, Jack Straw, Tessa Jowell, Menezies Campbell. A veritable who gives a fuck of politicians had there say. I even managed to squeeze in a wank during the eight hour debate.

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29 Aug 2013 23:55:25

Yeah it's nice seeing the oldies out in form. Philip Hammond referring to the President of Syria as 'Saddam Hussein' was enjoyable.

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30 Aug 2013 01:26:43

British Parliamentary debates are a whole lot more exciting than Swedish ones. Not only are British MPs far superior rhetoricians, but the jeering and cheering breaks the otherwise dead-serious atmosphere and provides a comedic aspect to the spectacle.

I don't think anyone has ever made a joke or even a playful comment in the entire history of the Riksdag. Your typical Riksdag debate features half a dozen bored MPs with worse public speaking skills than any American 5th grader making dry, dull and poorly argued statements to an audience of two dozen sleeping MPs, while the 300 other MPs are out snorting cocaine from the arses of strippers, or whatever it is an MP who is too lazy to show up in his seat actually does.

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By Franck | On 30 August 2013 - 01:26 AM

British Parliamentary debates are a whole lot more exciting than Swedish ones. Not only are British MPs far superior rhetoricians, but the jeering and cheering breaks the otherwise dead-serious atmosphere and provides a comedic aspect to the spectacle.

I don't think anyone has ever made a joke or even a playful comment in the entire history of the Riksdag. Your typical Riksdag debate features half a dozen bored MPs with worse public speaking skills than any American 5th grader making dry, dull and poorly argued statements to an audience of two dozen sleeping MPs, while the 300 other MPs are out snorting cocaine from the arses of strippers, or whatever it is an MP who is too lazy to show up in his seat actually does.

That's because it's tradition. The jeering, the hear-hears, the points of information, the repartie are all remnants of what politicians said in the seventeenth century. If you were to formulate a method of debate today you would probably make it more structured and with less interruption, although it certainly does make it far more entertaining. That's probably my it's the form used in professional debating, we were taught it at school.

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30 Aug 2013 10:48:11

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20130830/gifs_14.gif

Perfect bodycheck!

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30 Aug 2013 10:53:42

Fabulous driving skills on display there.

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30 Aug 2013 10:59:24

Fucking idiot

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30 Aug 2013 11:09:58

Instant karma for being a cunt driver

(Assuming its a normal single lane road)

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30 Aug 2013 11:16:45

How is over-taking an obviously slow moving vehicle 'being a cunt driver'?

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