Hurricane Sandy is going to fuck shit up

You don't know that.

Tell you what, I'll drop a tree on top of you and if you can ring 911 then drinks are on me.

Tell you what, I'll drop a tree on top of you and if you can ring 911 then drinks are on me.

How close am I to a phone? How big is the tree? Am I naked?

There are a lot of variables here.

In your hand. Red-wood. If you want to be.

Where has the tree landed on my body?

Whether or not I can call sort of depends on whether or not my internal organs have been obliterated.

It's a red-wood, it's landed everywhere. You're all fucked up.