The Manchester City Thread

So we finally know who was responsible for winning the Premier League title for Manchester City last season.

Vicka Ivankovic-Mijatovic, one of six people in the Bosnian town of Medjugorje, who claimed to have been visited by the Virgin Mary in 1981.

Devout Catholic Roberto Mancini says she became the crucial difference between his City side and Fergie’s United during the run-in, after he visited the visionary, and she kissed his forehead:

“She smiled at me, looking straight into my eyes. Suddenly, she moved towards me. I had no doubts anymore. Then she kissed me on my forehead. I explicitly felt the sensation of a physical contact with someone I had never met in my life before,” he said.

I believe he was back in full training this week, I'm not 100% sure though. Sounds like he's on target for a January return and loan deal.

Is there any point in charging Stuart Hall with rape and shit? I mean he's so old and it's been such a long time I feel like it's a little unfair, even if he's guilty. I mean, it was the old days, everyone got a bit hands on with girls back then.

Sunderland are rumoured admirers at the minute

Watched that yesterday, look out for his brother double footing him