Susie Fantasy Football

We have a fantasy league setup on the official premier league site use the following details to join the official sortitoutsi league

link: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
classic league: 16998-231006
head-to-head league: 1141524-271899

I forgot to take Odemwingie out of my side. Fuck.

29 points and 6 players to still to feature this weekend, not too bad.

Forgot to take the captaincy off of Hazard, was going to give it to Tevez or Ba.

12th in the table \o/

Fletcher.

Fucking hell Cisse /o\

My team value + cash has fallen by 1.2 million in 7 matchdays.

Cazorla, Hazard, Podolski, Lescott and Jelavic all did the business for me this week.

Cazorla and Mertesacker in my side.

Goals from Suarez, Mertesacker, Hazard and Cazorla. Assist from Santi and Fellaini as well.

Oh, and Suarez was my skipper. Still have Berbatov to play tomorrow.

2 goals from Suarez, 2 goals from Tevez, 1 goal from Ba, 1 goal from Bale, 1 goal from Cazorla, 2 assists from Tevez, 2 assists from Sterling, 1 assist from Cazorla, 1 assist from Fellaini.

Suck it.

Although I'm not in this league /o\

Mata as captain, Michu on the bench.

/o\

I've just played my January wildcard to try and salvage my season. Been crap so far. Made the conscious decision to have better subs this time around, as opposed to picking an XI and then filling the subs bench with reserve players who are the cheapest of their respective positions. My new squad;

Asmir Begovic (Stoke)
Jussi Jääskeläinen (West Ham)

Pablo Zabaleta (Manchester City)
Ryan Shawcross (Stoke)
Steven Caulker (Tottenham Hotspur)
Angel Rangel (Swansea)
Per Mertesacker (Arsenal)

Juan Mata (Chelsea)
Robert Snodgrass (Norwich)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Michu (Swansea)
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool)

Demba Ba (Chelsea)
Dimitar Berbatov (Fulham)
Jermain Defoe (Tottenham Hotspur)

Made Ba my captain seeing as Chelsea are playing twice this gameweek.

I'm going to fucking regret this.

Got 99 points last week, not doing so good this time.

Using my wildcard, from this



to this



Worth it?

'Chickenskin Handbags' managed by Darren Gallagher won this - who's that? Congrats regardless. Sam was bottom

13/14 Season up and running \o/


Barring any more significant signings:

Which league are we using now?

I apparently administer a league with seven or so members in it.

Is there a league set up?

Yours probably, so long Rob doesn't create one.

Effort. Here's my team anyway:

Dzeko as captain

I had to, my team name is "Dzeko's Dick"

Here's the code;

49618-14771

Ah, the old leagues carry on, class

Phallus?

Maybe Pablo's Phallus or something like that.

I'll make this now and then completely forget about it.

Changed it to Dzeko's Mickey.

I should call my team "Real Cunty", purely because the filename of my screenshot on imgur is RLCUN7Y.png