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#29073 National Novel Writing Month
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Yeah, I failed. But I'm at 45,000 words and I'm over halfway done now. End of Christmas or early January, maybe.
#29043 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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1) The Raid
2) Project X
3) Jiro: Dreams of sushi
4) Argo
5) Skyfall
#29041 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Chelsea tears are best tears.
#29031 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I don't understand fun.
#29015 Fuck Ken Bates - The Leeds United thread
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Sam Byram is fucking brilliant.
#29012 The Lower League Thread
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I have the pleasure of terriersmad telling me how Leeds robbed Huddersfield, how our fans are vile, how the referee was literally Hitler, how Neil Warnock is a cunt, how Diouf dives.

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#28699 Buying a house
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By Franck | Permalink | On 30 November 2012 - 12:31 PM
Didn't you plan on moving to some island in the Pacific or something?

I am indeed. But I figure it would be sensible to invest in a property so that when I get back I haven't blown it all up my arse.

By Justicar | Permalink | On 30 November 2012 - 13:02 PM
Clifton, Bristol is a great place to make money from student lets. Many Bristol students are damn loaded.

My sister lived in Clifton when she was at Bristol, it's meant be very nice, right? And probably quite expensive then too...
#28672 Buying a house
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I've come into a little bit of money and I need some advice from people who live outside of London, particularly in areas like Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle and Leeds.

I want to buy a two bedrooms or more flat (or house) which is in an area of your city which might cater to students.

I've been doing some research into Liverpool because the prices are dirt cheap but I'm not too sure the kind of people I'm looking at want to be living by Anfield. Or maybe they do, I don't know. I just assume that people want to live as close to the centre as possible because that's where all the action is.

Can anyone who lives up north, or in an area where they think has good value for money, give me some advice on areas to look at?
#28650 Box vs Steam
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Buy him a fishing rod so he can buy his own copy of FM.
#28484 This Is Anfield
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#28422 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Buy a hammer and a screwdriver. Smash some old bird's head open, nick her passport, screw the photo out and replace it with yours. Congratulations, Mavis Gowdy, you're on your way to a week long pussy and weed vacation.
#28420 English Premier League 2012/2013
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By A Little Bit Of Merson Magic | Permalink | On 29 November 2012 - 09:27 AM
What?

You say Pardew got his tactics right by playing much deeper, well i fail to see how playing that way against a side like Stoke who love to hit long balls is actually gonna be effective? And the second goal was a perfect example of 'dropping deep' not working against a side who love to pump it into the box from any angle. It just allows them to play to their strength's...

The way to combat long balls is to play deep. If you play high up the pitch against someone who is going to play the ball over the top you can be caught on the break by someone playing off the shoulder or heading the ball down.
#28105 The 'Describe Your Own Penis' Thread
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Nestled deep in a jungle of greasy, matted black hair lies an organ of average properties. The bridge between groin and shaft is barely visible, but it is there. It is not a myth, there is no magic holding the two together: just skin and tissue. As the groin departs and we begin our journey north along the body of the shaft we notice a small abnormality on the underside, a difference in pigmentation. On closer inspection this also seems to contain a slight indentation that becomes slightly more visible when the penis is erect. This scar is the physical memory of an ill-fated fifteen-year-old's attempt at fellatio, the combination of poor technique and dental braces combining in a storm of misfortune to cause a moderate amount of bleeding and a maximum amount of embarrassment for both parties.

As we continue further up we noticed an increase in wrinkling, the skin pushed back and bunched together as we approach the helmet. Also more visible now is how much darker here the skin colour is compared to the rest of the body. It is unknown whether this is a permanent layer of dirt due to uncleanliness or due to a higher melanin count. As we stop to examine the skin we also become very aware of the large vein stretching across the length of the shaft, dragging our eyes towards the summit, to the forbidden peak.

Where the skin of the shaft crests and falls back on itself we are led to the pink, craterless surface of the helmet. It is sensitive and warm, always sitting proudly at the front of the organ, never hiding inside the cave of skin behind it. There are slight reddish marks on the base of the helmet which appear out of place, they could be permanent or from overuse. It is unknown how long it has been since the last inspection. At the tip we meet the end of the urethra and this seems to be the most well kept area of the penis, perhaps due to frequent wiping on socks and t-shirts. If we pan around and look at the whole body of skin and tissue the penis appears sad and lonely, but we notice two small friends hanging underneath. Those are the testicles and we can leave the penis now safe in the knowledge he has company.
#28032 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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By mr.SPANKY | Permalink | On 28 November 2012 - 04:08 AM
Are you one of those guys that enjoys movies that are so bad you can't help but watch? I too have seen Cobra more times then I care to announce and it is fucking horrible. As for Out for Justice anything with Steven Seagal is usually pretty horrible but I watch them because of him. Same can be said for Jean Claude he has made some absolute crap post 2002.

It's weird, my taste in those films varies. I genuinely believe Out for Justice is terrific because it's genuinely entertaining for the right and wrong reasons. Like William Forsythe is just a force of nature in that film, pure evil for the sake of evil. But then knowing what Seagal is like I just love this moment in time where everyone thought he was the business so they made a film where he was allowed to do what he wanted when he wanted. His character is called Gino Felino for fuck's sake.

With Cobra it's just terrible. Pure shit, but it has to be seen. It would die today, but that was a huge success at the time.

Then there's crap like Forest Warrior which is just stupid.

I love action films if they have humour in them or there's something more to the action, but terrible action is good if there's time to reflect on how awful the main character is. That's why I can't stand Chuck Norris films because he says nothing and it's just kicking and explosions. It's boring.
#28031 The Lower League Thread
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Please do not stop the terriersmad train, it makes this thread.
#28018 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#28000 This Is Anfield
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No, no, no he's a dangerous man who could end up killing someone. Brendan Rodgers needs to sit him down and explain how he is hurting people otherwise he could ruin someone's career.
#27930 This Is Anfield
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Oh christ, this is just pathetic now.
#27818 This Is Anfield
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Yes, let's compare Rugby to Football, because that's so relevant.

I'd love to see a bunch of Basketball players play Rugby, they'd get killed, the pussies...
#27802 This Is Anfield
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I'm sure you're shit at a lot of things but still do them.
#27799 This Is Anfield
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It's the same as Scholes. He doesn't attack people's legs on purpose, he's just disgraceful at tackling.
#27769 This Is Anfield
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It's the fact that he doesn't understand why people hate him, that's what makes him so loveable.
#27706 This Is Anfield
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By Jaygull | Permalink | On 21 November 2012 - 17:34 PM
If only he were good enough to make Liverpool relevant for anything other than derision.

This is the most mental quote in here.

Suarez has been one of (if not the) top performers in the Premier League this season.

If he applies himself and does some Henry style training to improve his finishing he could become a next level god.
#27697 What Was The Last Film You Saw?
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Watched Cobra (1986) for the first time. Up there with Out For Justice as one of my favourite films of all time.
#27634 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Cute.

I do monopoly or pub golf. And I win.
#27631 Stop what you are doing
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I saw that business at the cinema. Top dollar.
#27625 Stop what you are doing
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Have you seen Forest Warrior?
#27620 Stop what you are doing
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And find a copy of Forest Warrior. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

From the five minute slow-mo opening credit sequence, the ridiculous clothing, the cliched old black man telling a story, the pantomime villain, the morphing into animals, terrible guitar solo fight sequences, non-existant dialogue, ridiculous plot.
It's magical. Every second is just magical. I am richer for this experience and I'm just sad that more people won't get to see the rich tapestry woven by the Norris family.

Don't be one of those people, watch it now:

#27547 The General Games Discussion Thread.
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I went in through the window upstairs and picked up a silenced pistol. He goes for a lapdance later and I just shot him in the face after the girl left,

I agree, it's too similar to Hitman 2 for my liking, but Contracts mode saves it a little.
#27472 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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