The Platypus Activity

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By Eric Portapotty | On 19 September 2015 - 14:32 PMYou just know Bobber and Verse will be on here later to defend Costa. I...
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Fucking Roberto Carlos.
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God, the subscribe bit is cringey. I have a feeling Wilshere came up with it.
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By Ninja | On 23 August 2015 - 20:23 PMTo be fair starting the season strongly and fading is a very common criticism of him....
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By chokosc | On 23 August 2015 - 19:50 PMHe had a good time at Barca and started very well with us. Can't doubt that he...
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By Sam | On 20 August 2015 - 19:20 PMShame about Otamendi, couldn't give a fuck about Pedro. Love the articles about how...
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By Footyslayer | On 19 August 2015 - 22:11 PMHey, it has been many years. I don't recgnise the username, apologies. Shou...
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Holy shit, Footyslayer... that's been a while.
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Difference between winning 1-0, and scraping a 1-0. But sure, I don't think I should have this discussion right at this...
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By King Luis | On 16 August 2015 - 18:24 PMYeah not like that was a Chelsea trademark for years or anything...
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Utd fans getting cocky after scraping two 1-0 wins.
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By Number 1 | On 16 August 2015 - 17:56 PMBlimey. Chelsea to rival Moyes' Man United for worst modern title defence? J...
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I actually don't think there's any.
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She's been first team doctor for years. "Misogynist." fucking lol.
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By Franck | On 13 August 2015 - 22:51 PMJust watched To Live and Die in L.A., a really stylish 80s action-thriller starring a...
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I've got TOTW Giroud, so... yeah...
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Going to a Football Manager forum to look at modestly erotic pictures of women in their underwear. Hooah.
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You've played way too many games.
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How the fuck do people get Messi, Robben and all these TOTS players? I can't afford shit.
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By Jonas | On 06 July 2015 - 19:19 PMBobber if you're here: just how shit is Johan Lædre Bjørdal? Late rep...
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By VP. | On 18 June 2015 - 19:49 PMIf we'd not been so tight a few years back he would already be in goal for us. You m...
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Look no further than the post above you. "Quite a lot of tits in it this season, too" It's silly.
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It's Adam Bogdan. One of the worst keepers I've ever seen.
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By .verse | On 02 June 2015 - 01:59 AMSee, I see it as nothing more than using his pace to beat some average defending first...
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By Eric Portapotty | On 22 May 2015 - 14:50 PMNot with Kevo's frankly atrocious FIFA video production skills, no. Hahah...
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By Croy | On 06 May 2015 - 21:38 PMBarcelona vs Bayern CL semifinals... team that wins is the one not managed by Guardiola...
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Not even that. If you're at the right angle in the box, you can just chip the keeper. He doesn't move, he doesn...
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Keepers are fucking broken in this shit.
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By Ninja | On 02 May 2015 - 19:37 PMMata is a fantastic goal scorer, but he's about as creative as an autistic kid in an...
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Anyone on PS4 wanna play me in Ultimate Team at one point?
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By Eric Portapotty | On 25 April 2015 - 09:53 AMBian, Torri, Fanny etc., man back when there were proper stories to read abou...
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Sorry about that, man. Sucks ass.
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Depends on how you look at it. I was disgusted by the rolling around and whining every Real Madrid player did last night. Bug...
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Real Madrid and Barcelona are massive cunts as well. Only highlighted in big games.
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By K3VO | On 23 April 2015 - 11:56 AMMourinho has done the same things and been hounded for it. Thanks, I didn't know t...
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By K3VO | On 23 April 2015 - 10:30 AMFor some reason Simeone is getting plaudits for it when other managers don't. He w...
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Watched the first two episodes of Daredevil. Didn't like it at all. Pretty poor in every aspect, imo. Directing, writing...
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I'm not sold. BUT... I do wanna watch the first season again now.
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By Poe | On 09 April 2015 - 22:26 PMHe always hated Messi though - even though he's better than any player ln the histor...
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Are you familiar with Obtuse/KM?
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By K3VO | On 09 April 2015 - 11:27 AMGiven the open nature of the Premier League they might do even better with all that spac...