The Platypus Activity
Jonas, how is Emil Nielsen?
Going to get it when it's out.
We are shite.
God, the subscribe bit is cringey. I have a feeling Wilshere came up with it.
By Ninja | On 23 August 2015 - 20:23 PMTo be fair starting the season strongly and fading is a very common criticism of him....
By chokosc | On 23 August 2015 - 19:50 PMHe had a good time at Barca and started very well with us. Can't doubt that he...
By Sam | On 20 August 2015 - 19:20 PMShame about Otamendi, couldn't give a fuck about Pedro. Love the articles about how...
By Footyslayer | On 19 August 2015 - 22:11 PMHey, it has been many years. I don't recgnise the username, apologies. Shou...
Holy shit, Footyslayer... that's been a while.
Difference between winning 1-0, and scraping a 1-0.
But sure, I don't think I should have this discussion right at this...
By King Luis | On 16 August 2015 - 18:24 PMYeah not like that was a Chelsea trademark for years or anything...
Utd fans getting cocky after scraping two 1-0 wins.
By Number 1 | On 16 August 2015 - 17:56 PMBlimey.
Chelsea to rival Moyes' Man United for worst modern title defence?
J...
I actually don't think there's any.
She's been first team doctor for years. "Misogynist." fucking lol.
By Franck | On 13 August 2015 - 22:51 PMJust watched To Live and Die in L.A., a really stylish 80s action-thriller starring a...
I've got TOTW Giroud, so... yeah...
Going to a Football Manager forum to look at modestly erotic pictures of women in their underwear. Hooah.
You've played way too many games.
I feel old.
How the fuck do people get Messi, Robben and all these TOTS players? I can't afford shit.
By Jonas | On 06 July 2015 - 19:19 PMBobber if you're here: just how shit is Johan Lædre Bjørdal?
Late rep...
By VP. | On 18 June 2015 - 19:49 PMIf we'd not been so tight a few years back he would already be in goal for us.
You m...
Look no further than the post above you. "Quite a lot of tits in it this season, too"
It's silly.
It's Adam Bogdan. One of the worst keepers I've ever seen.
By .verse | On 02 June 2015 - 01:59 AMSee, I see it as nothing more than using his pace to beat some average defending first...
By Croy | On 06 May 2015 - 21:38 PMBarcelona vs Bayern CL semifinals... team that wins is the one not managed by Guardiola...
Not even that. If you're at the right angle in the box, you can just chip the keeper. He doesn't move, he doesn...
Keepers are fucking broken in this shit.
By Ninja | On 02 May 2015 - 19:37 PMMata is a fantastic goal scorer, but he's about as creative as an autistic kid in an...
Anyone on PS4 wanna play me in Ultimate Team at one point?
By Eric Portapotty | On 25 April 2015 - 09:53 AMBian, Torri, Fanny etc., man back when there were proper stories to read abou...
Depends on how you look at it. I was disgusted by the rolling around and whining every Real Madrid player did last night. Bug...
Real Madrid and Barcelona are massive cunts as well. Only highlighted in big games.
By K3VO | On 23 April 2015 - 11:56 AMMourinho has done the same things and been hounded for it.
Thanks, I didn't know t...
By K3VO | On 23 April 2015 - 10:30 AMFor some reason Simeone is getting plaudits for it when other managers don't.
He w...
Wolf Among Us is awesome.
Watched the first two episodes of Daredevil. Didn't like it at all.
Pretty poor in every aspect, imo. Directing, writing...
I'm not sold. BUT... I do wanna watch the first season again now.
By Poe | On 09 April 2015 - 22:26 PMHe always hated Messi though - even though he's better than any player ln the histor...
Are you familiar with Obtuse/KM?
By K3VO | On 09 April 2015 - 11:27 AMGiven the open nature of the Premier League they might do even better with all that spac...
By Tommo. | On 08 April 2015 - 23:21 PMWill spoiler it just in case.
Show SpoilerI didn't shoot Kenny but left him when...
Which one did you choose?
Charlie Adam
I have not. Good stuff?