The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By Ninja | On 30 August 2013 - 12:16 PM

How is over-taking an obviously slow moving vehicle 'being a cunt driver'?

Well overtaking 2 cars at once that distance apart is hardly normal is it.

Slashman X

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30 Aug 2013 11:22:57

The truck is clearly indicating to turn left

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30 Aug 2013 15:30:59

By Slashman X | On 30 August 2013 - 12:22 PM

The truck is clearly indicating to turn left

This. The lorry has to go wide before turning in left the driver most likely see he was about to turn and was a dick in trying to get past before

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30 Aug 2013 15:43:28

My feelings right about now...

http://www.troll.me/images/y-u-no/big-mac-y-u-no-stay-in-one-piece.jpg

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30 Aug 2013 16:57:55

Stop changing your name.

K3V0

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30 Aug 2013 17:08:45

No.

Franck

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30 Aug 2013 17:14:00

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

K3V0

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30 Aug 2013 22:51:34

That would explain my love for cheese.

Eric Portapotty

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31 Aug 2013 02:44:35

LLEYTON FUCKING HEWITT

Fantastic

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31 Aug 2013 03:24:53

Story time.

Went out at about three for lunch, ended up staying out all night. Me and some slags went back to my best friend's house in Sloane Square. Everyone was doing coke, and I haven't done that for almost six months, soi shit was getting dull. This fine ass ho was getting crunked up in the house and I was eyeballing her batty crease, hard. Long story short I played some of my many moves on that cunny tunnel and convinced her to pay for a taxi back to hers. Get back to her hovel and shits getting all wrong, head up to her bedroom and we start getting down to business.

Except every time I try to put my dong inside her cunt it won't go, and trust me I've given her enough of a tongue tornado by this point that her gash is wetter than a log flume. I'm thinking "yeah my cock is huge" but really it's she's just tight as fuck and so butt cunted she can't operate. So I said, "fuck let's do this another time" cos I'm a legit gentleman. Obviously I didn't take her number because fuck that noise.

On the way out I stole four chicken breasts and a dozen eggs from her fridge. Jackpot baby.

I know this story makes me sound like a dick, but I needed to tell someone. Thank god for google chrome, I made a lot of spelling mistakes on the way while typing this out.

Eric Portapotty

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31 Aug 2013 04:08:09

You are an utterly bizarre human being.

K3V0

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31 Aug 2013 06:18:51

Is this going in the movie director Hollywood Max Evans?

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Deleted Account #151676

31 Aug 2013 15:47:35

Off to Derby for a girl at work's birthday party, all you can eat buffet at Jimmy's spice's before going to get shit faced in the bars of dirty Derby.Sounds like a plan to me.

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01 Sep 2013 22:02:30

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K3V0

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02 Sep 2013 06:03:47

Holy fucking fuck!!!

Obtuse

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02 Sep 2013 10:19:16

I wonder what her power levels are.

Franck

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02 Sep 2013 10:26:46

Is it October yet?

Crane

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02 Sep 2013 11:00:20

I hope the next customer pulled up and asked for McNuggets.

Sam

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02 Sep 2013 12:38:12

I want this:

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King Luis

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02 Sep 2013 12:40:25

You're so edgy

Sam

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02 Sep 2013 12:52:31

You have no idea how many people I'd offend on my Facebook if I posted it there.

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02 Sep 2013 12:57:40

By Sam | On 02 September 2013 - 13:52 PM

You have no idea how many people I'd offend on my Facebook if I posted it there.

You make it sound like that's such a bad and rebellious thing to do

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By Blaze | On 02 September 2013 - 13:57 PM

You make it sound like that's such a bad and rebellious thing to do

I'm a badass going up against popular culture.

Eric Portapotty

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02 Sep 2013 13:22:25

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Crane

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02 Sep 2013 13:24:38

If that would offend, you should upload this:

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4826/o5nt.jpg

Sam

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02 Sep 2013 13:27:15

Haha.

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Deleted Account #151676

02 Sep 2013 16:15:20

The avatar pretty much sums up the level of excitement in that post.

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