Home
Blog
Careers
Forums
Downloads
FM24 Real Name Fix
FM23 Real Name Fix
FM24 New Leagues
FM23 New Leagues
FM24 Tactics
FM24 Data Update
FM Database
FM Guides
FM Shortlists
FM24 Wonderkids
FM24 Free Players
FM24 Bargains
FM24 Players to avoid
FM24 Club Budgets
FM24 Club Facilities
Graphics
Installation Guides
Records
Prediction League
Fantasy Football
Search
King Luis
Well overtaking 2 cars at once that distance apart is hardly normal is it.
Slashman X
Tommo.
This. The lorry has to go wide before turning in left the driver most likely see he was about to turn and was a dick in trying to get past before
K3V0
Franck
K3V0
Franck
K3V0
Eric Portapotty
Fantastic
Went out at about three for lunch, ended up staying out all night. Me and some slags went back to my best friend's house in Sloane Square. Everyone was doing coke, and I haven't done that for almost six months, soi shit was getting dull. This fine ass ho was getting crunked up in the house and I was eyeballing her batty crease, hard. Long story short I played some of my many moves on that cunny tunnel and convinced her to pay for a taxi back to hers. Get back to her hovel and shits getting all wrong, head up to her bedroom and we start getting down to business.
Except every time I try to put my dong inside her cunt it won't go, and trust me I've given her enough of a tongue tornado by this point that her gash is wetter than a log flume. I'm thinking "yeah my cock is huge" but really it's she's just tight as fuck and so butt cunted she can't operate. So I said, "fuck let's do this another time" cos I'm a legit gentleman. Obviously I didn't take her number because fuck that noise.
On the way out I stole four chicken breasts and a dozen eggs from her fridge. Jackpot baby.
I know this story makes me sound like a dick, but I needed to tell someone. Thank god for google chrome, I made a lot of spelling mistakes on the way while typing this out.
Eric Portapotty
K3V0
Fantastic
Tommo.
K3V0
Obtuse
Franck
Crane
Sam
King Luis
Sam
Blaze
You make it sound like that's such a bad and rebellious thing to do
Sam
I'm a badass going up against popular culture.
Eric Portapotty
Crane
Sam
K3V0
Fantastic