2018/19 Barclays Premier League

Exciting but fucking awful.

Huddersfield just as well go down now

Get him @terriersmad !

Not even sure he can defend that performance, they looked woeful. I like Hamer, fellow 'Chard'ian' but he had a mare today especially dropping that one at Agueros feet. Just no fight, from the first minute all 11 men behind the ball.

What, like Charlton?

Fact is Manchester City are the best side this country has produced possibly ever. Our makeshift side got a gubbing. So what?

Long live Mourinho

Can't believe there's still United fans backing that cancerous piece of shit.

Looks like Mourinho is heading for a November sacking.

I'd be very surprised if he's still there at the end of the season

Going to be honest: I think we're going down. Yesterday was very, very poor. It was golden chance to get three points and we were ponderous in possession and hardly created anything. I suspect we'll get nothing from the next 3 either.

The style of football that got us here has gone. We're not pressing, we're not quick in transition, and we're playing sideways passes with far too many touches. We've signed some decent wingers but on today's evidence we're going to struggle to play to their strengths because we're too slow when we do get the ball.

I'm actually not all that arsed. It was expected at some point. I just want to see us have more of a go and go down fighting and playing good football. I'm perfectly happy in the Championship (save this for my annoyance at a last-day relegation).

This is going to be a long arse season... eurgh.

Oh well its only Manchester City away next.

Newcastle, Huddersfield and Cardiff are my early contenders to be relgated this year.

Elsewhere, good start by Watford winning 3/3!

2-0 lol

This game has been brilliant and terrible in equal measure, not sure who we're kidding calling the Premier League the best league in the world, that first half was absolutely shambolic.

I am however enjoying seeing United getting beaten again.

Fellaini on so time to start booting it into the box soon.

tick tock tick tock tick tock

Just seen a Facebook status:
Jose out

It's started already, good god!

Now if you'll forgive my schadenfreude....

Thought Mourinho and United might have ground out a 1-0 win last night (also bearing in mind Spurs' poor record there) but it does look like they really are in a mess.

Can't see him being there too much longer..

Will Allison learn after that one?

God I hope so! Silly even trying it after nearly getting caught out twice last week!

Elsewhere I can't see either Newcastle or Huddersfield staying up this season.

Nah, shit like that will happen when you have a ball playing goalkeeper, Ederson didn't go all last season without making mistakes, no keeper ever does.

If anything Gomez should have cut to the byline and shown himself for the pass out to be made, its obvious Klopp wants Allison to play out rather than lump it and Gomez's position didn't help things

Piss off, he should be lumping that out.

Look at the video again, all Gomez has to do is move closer to the byline and Allison can pass it out to him, he doesn't and just ball watches. Not saying Allison isn't at fault because he clearly is but when the team is coached to play out of the back its as much on the defenders to give the keeper options to do so.

I'd breathalyze Vorm after this match.

That second goal was actually horrifying.

Well thank fuck that turd of a fixture list is over with.

Not that Palace or Leicester would be the teams I'd want to face to try and pick something up, mind... but we'll need something ASAP all the same.

YARMALENKOWNED

I reckon you'll beat Leicester fwiw, they aren't in much of a good place either atm

Predictable big wins for City and Liverpool. Good result for Wolves again.

Benitez charged for praising officials and saying he believes in them to do their job.

Meanwhile, the man who provoked the storm hasn't been charged for his rant questioning the integrity of opponents, spitting at opponents, diving, dissent, actively abusing referees in the media and launching into reckless challenges.

Fucking hell, FA. I know you're useless, but this Zaha foul storm really has taken the absolute piss.