The Night Thread Mk. IX

I hate him for claiming Luis has said this. He couldn't. I stand by it, and I don't care what you say.

If you're assuming I've added you as a friend as either myself or some alias, you're sorely mistaken.

I have registered the username Barry Sexhands on this website as a precautionary measure and if I was going to add you as a friend on facebook it would either be under my own name or as Barry Sexhands. I very rarely lie.

Why do you hate Evra so much?

Some mod do something useful for once and take all the posts out of here and put them in a separate thread. This is too good for the night thread.

You'll know when I'm coming.

I'm now courting you, by demonstrating my value to you. You may notice my facebook cover, which not only shows my masculinity and virility, but also reveals my warmth and compassion due to my support of cancer research. My profile picture shows I wear glasses, which proves how intelligent I am. The map section, which shows 33 separate places visited, shows how cultured and worldly I am.

So the questions is, aside from you possession of a fertility sac, what do you bring to the table?

My first guess would be racism, delusions and slutty behaviour.

FYI Pendleton is looking hot as fuck on Strictly.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01n7qgp/Strictly_Come_Dancing_Series_10_Week_1_Show_1/

36:20

Calm down baby, have a piece of cheese.