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Phoenix Arrow
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11 Oct 2012 16:39:57
Ice hockey and stuff noone cares about.
Phoenix Arrow
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11 Oct 2012 16:39:57
Brilliant.
Fantastic
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11 Oct 2012 16:41:49
Stop pressing submit twice you nervous wanker.
Phoenix Arrow
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11 Oct 2012 16:47:22
SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
Bian
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12 Oct 2012 19:28:32
So I went home last weekend for Thanksgiving and my 2nd day back, I met some friends. We walked around the park and saw these girls from my high school, they're in Grade 10, I'm in uni, but I know a few of them because my school had a football academy that I played in for 3 years. One had the boys and one had the girls, they were obviously on the girls side.

I haven't really talked to them in 2 years, yet they constantly talked to me, paid attention and looked as if they were hitting on me. I wouldn't mind getting with one of them when I'm back in December, but why are they suddenly interested? The fact that I'm a "mature uni guy" or what? And is it a good idea?
Justicar
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12 Oct 2012 21:01:51
By Bian | Permalink | On 12 October 2012 - 20:28 PM
So I went home last weekend for Thanksgiving and my 2nd day back, I met some friends. We walked around the park and saw these girls from my high school, they're in Grade 10, I'm in uni, but I know a few of them because my school had a football academy that I played in for 3 years. One had the boys and one had the girls, they were obviously on the girls side.

I haven't really talked to them in 2 years, yet they constantly talked to me, paid attention and looked as if they were hitting on me. I wouldn't mind getting with one of them when I'm back in December, but why are they suddenly interested? The fact that I'm a "mature uni guy" or what? And is it a good idea?


If you really want to go to jail?
Phoenix Arrow
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12 Oct 2012 21:55:31
By Bian | Permalink | On 12 October 2012 - 20:28 PM
The fact that I'm a "mature uni guy" or what? And is it a good idea?

Let's not get carried away.
Carroll.
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12 Oct 2012 21:59:21
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Telegram Sam
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13 Oct 2012 15:30:41
By Bian | Permalink | On 12 October 2012 - 20:28 PM
So I went home last weekend for Thanksgiving and my 2nd day back, I met some friends. We walked around the park and saw these girls from my high school, they're in Grade 10, I'm in uni, but I know a few of them because my school had a football academy that I played in for 3 years. One had the boys and one had the girls, they were obviously on the girls side.

I haven't really talked to them in 2 years, yet they constantly talked to me, paid attention and looked as if they were hitting on me. I wouldn't mind getting with one of them when I'm back in December, but why are they suddenly interested? The fact that I'm a "mature uni guy" or what? And is it a good idea?

Jesus fucking Christ.
Franck
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13 Oct 2012 15:36:19
By Justicar | Permalink | On 12 October 2012 - 22:01 PM
If you really want to go to jail?

We certainly want him to, so lets all encourage him!
Telegram Sam
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13 Oct 2012 15:48:30
I just love how he goes away to university for a few months and suddenly thinks he's seen as some sort of stud.
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13 Oct 2012 15:52:37
By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 16:30 PM
Jesus fucking Christ.


I think his name is Bian.
Boone
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13 Oct 2012 15:53:53
I probably became less mature as I went to Uni thinking back on it.
The Platypus
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13 Oct 2012 15:54:05
By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 16:48 PM
I just love how he goes away to university for a few months and suddenly thinks he's seen as some sort of stud.


"Hey, remember that really weird guy that used to go on about Italy all the time?"
"Oh right, that absolute spastic that used to hang out with all the German foreign exchange students who didn't have the heart or the vocabulary to tell him to fuck off?"
"Exactly. Well he's at uni now"
"Fuck me, my knickers have never been wetter."
Eric Portapotty
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13 Oct 2012 16:25:56
I like to think that he's actually that good with the girls in real life, and it's only on here that he's all "Juventus were FRAMED I tell you" and "I'm half Italian and Peruvian" and shit like that.
Franck
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13 Oct 2012 16:28:19
By Portaloo | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 17:25 PM
I like to think that he's actually that good with the girls in real life, and it's only on here that he's all "Juventus were FRAMED I tell you" and "I'm half Italian and Peruvian" and shit like that.

The pictures that he has posted of his friends in combination with the stories he has told suggest otherwise.
Deano
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13 Oct 2012 16:36:49
Bian is one rape away from becoming the next Ted Bundy....
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13 Oct 2012 17:03:58
By The Platypus | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 16:54 PM
"Hey, remember that really weird guy that used to go on about Italy all the time?"
"Oh right, that absolute spastic that used to hang out with all the German foreign exchange students who didn't have the heart or the vocabulary to tell him to fuck off?"
"Exactly. Well he's at uni now"
"Fuck me, my knickers have never been wetter."

Justicar
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13 Oct 2012 17:16:09
By The Platypus | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 16:54 PM
"Hey, remember that really weird guy that used to go on about Italy all the time?"
"Oh right, that absolute spastic that used to hang out with all the German foreign exchange students who didn't have the heart or the vocabulary to tell him to fuck off?"
"Exactly. Well he's at uni now"
"Fuck me, my knickers have never been wetter."


Thought that was about me until i reached the second line. Phew. Narcissist.
Bian
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13 Oct 2012 18:25:15
By The Platypus | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 11:54 AM
"Hey, remember that really weird guy that used to go on about Italy all the time?"
"Oh right, that absolute spastic that used to hang out with all the German foreign exchange students who didn't have the heart or the vocabulary to tell him to fuck off?"
"Exactly. Well he's at uni now"
"Fuck me, my knickers have never been wetter."


Post of the year.

For the record, I'm 17 until December and they're just about to turn 16 so it's legal. Ah, BC laws...
Telegram Sam
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13 Oct 2012 18:57:05
By Bian | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 19:25 PM
Post of the year.

For the record, I'm 17 until December and they're just about to turn 16 so it's legal. Ah, BC laws...

So they're 15 then? You're a fucking creep.
Bian
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13 Oct 2012 18:58:26
That's nothing. I know girls a year or two younger than me with 21-22 year old boyfriends.
Phoenix Arrow
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13 Oct 2012 18:59:30
Yeah but that's not illegal.
Bian
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13 Oct 2012 19:00:37
No it isn't because they're at least 16. I'm still 17, one of those girls will be 16 in December.
Phoenix Arrow
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13 Oct 2012 19:01:51
Oh. Aren't you at uni?
Bian
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13 Oct 2012 19:03:21
Yeah, but I don't turn 18 until mid-December. One of those girls' birthday is 2 days after.
Telegram Sam
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13 Oct 2012 19:09:59
By Bian | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 19:58 PM
That's nothing. I know girls a year or two younger than me with 21-22 year old boyfriends.

Who cares? You're still running after 15-year-old girls. That's creepy.
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13 Oct 2012 19:24:15
bluemoon.
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13 Oct 2012 22:05:00
That's pretty rapey, Bian.
Taz.
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13 Oct 2012 22:16:26
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/sir jimmy s.jpg
Bian, yesterday

I am currently in the throes of a long-distance relationship. Which is irritating, we both click amazingly and our interests are pretty much mirrored. Sucks a bit.

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