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17 Aug 2013 13:02:45

If you finish above the relegation places and don't qualify for Europe then you are a mid-table club.

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17 Aug 2013 14:05:11

Aston Villa kits look better than I've thought.

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17 Aug 2013 15:04:02

By jln22 | On 17 August 2013 - 15:05 PM

Aston Villa kits look better than I've thought.

Really? They're fucking disgusting.

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17 Aug 2013 15:16:14

They are okay tbh, I thought they're shit but they're not that bad.

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17 Aug 2013 17:47:20

Garth Crooks, eh?

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17 Aug 2013 18:04:37

Garth fucking Crooks.

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.

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17 Aug 2013 18:39:35

There's rumours going round that Oxlade-Chamberlain and done in his cruciate ligament. I hope to fuck it isn't true.

You know that saying about it being one of those days where everything goes wrong for you? Yeah, well today is that day for Arsenal FC. The scary thing is it doesn't look like it'll be a one off occurrence either.

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18 Aug 2013 10:24:34

Throwing it out there now: do you guys think that we'll be able to beat Fenerbache?

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18 Aug 2013 10:43:50

It's your biggest game of the season.

I think you'll win comfortably too, I remember last season (?) everyone was predicting you'd get humped by Udinese, too.

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18 Aug 2013 12:14:58

We should win comfortably, but then again we shouldn't have lost 1-3 at home to Aston Villa yesterday. If we had a fully-fit squad I'd be confident but we're probably going to go to Turkey with a bench full of kids and 3-4 players starting who aren't fully fit. I can only hope we can achieve a respectable result in Turkey on Wednesday and then bring in some new faces in time for the second leg.

By Ninja | On 18 August 2013 - 11:43 AM

It's your biggest game of the season.

I think you'll win comfortably too, I remember last season (?) everyone was predicting you'd get humped by Udinese, too.

That was the 2011/12 season. Szczesny saved a penalty if I remember correctly.

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18 Aug 2013 12:30:25

Dirk Kuyt is going to rape you.

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18 Aug 2013 12:31:48

No, he won't. Emenike might though.

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18 Aug 2013 12:34:19

Thoroughly enjoyed hearing about Villa's win. Fuck I hate Arsenal fans.

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18 Aug 2013 12:38:15

By Fantastic | On 18 August 2013 - 13:34 PM

Thoroughly enjoyed hearing about Villa's win. Fuck I hate Arsenal fans.

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18 Aug 2013 13:02:53

By RealityCheck | On 18 August 2013 - 20:30 PM

Dirk Kuyt is going to rape you.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fX1Fa3Gye1pjqLCypb9WUg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptussowexperts/kuytow.jpg

I'll fear more for their manager's sanity if he does play with that.

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By Eric Portapotty | On 18 August 2013 - 14:02 PM

I'll fear more for their manager's sanity if he does play with that.

Looks like he already did

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/564649_725377677502451_432628995_n.jpg

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18 Aug 2013 13:12:06

Huh, fair enough.

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18 Aug 2013 13:42:19

Yeah, Kuyt played yesterday.

The Platypus

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18 Aug 2013 14:28:09

Kuyt is as shit as he is hideous.

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18 Aug 2013 15:58:06

Kuyt scored a lot of important goals for Liverpool.

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18 Aug 2013 16:25:05

Still shit though.

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18 Aug 2013 17:18:51

Hes a Dirty Kuyt.

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18 Aug 2013 17:35:03

Arsenal fans were booing Cazorla?

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18 Aug 2013 18:31:16

By Shola | On 18 August 2013 - 18:35 PM

Arsenal fans were booing Cazorla?

No, they weren't.

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18 Aug 2013 21:44:46

The Mirror are reporting Oxlade-Chamberlain could be out for six months.

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18 Aug 2013 21:55:37

By Sam | On 18 August 2013 - 22:44 PM

The Mirror are reporting Oxlade-Chamberlain could be out for six months.

Yeah, I've just seen that. Devastating news.

And here I was all excited for the new season.

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18 Aug 2013 22:25:10

By Sam | On 18 August 2013 - 22:44 PM

The Mirror are reporting Oxlade-Chamberlain could be out for six months.

Daily Mail are reporting out for the season.

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18 Aug 2013 22:29:45

“Even if you go on the Eiffel Tower and you throw the money away, you play with the players you have.”

Wtf is Wenger on about?

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18 Aug 2013 22:30:50

Wenger finally losing it?

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