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Shedender
20 years ago
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13,752
07 May 2015 16:48:56
He's so delusional it's not even funny.
Slashman X
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6,000
07 May 2015 17:02:09
It is pretty funny
Based Jorge
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1,399
07 May 2015 17:25:36
It'd be hilarious if he got offered a two year deal
K3V0
18 years ago
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5,966
07 May 2015 17:30:38
May God have mercy on Newcastle United
Splash The Cash On Matt Le Tiss
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07 May 2015 17:42:43
I'm not sure how Newcastle are going to keep the best coach in the Premier League. He could presumably walk into any job in the world: replacing Pellegrini at Man City? Taking over at Borussia Dortmund to replace Klopp? Maybe Barcelona will realise Luis Enrique cannot compare to the best coach in the world, and sack him so they can approach Carver?
bmg033
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2,268
07 May 2015 18:01:08
And the Newcastle United comedy show continues!
Shola
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2,708
07 May 2015 18:56:00
More worried about the fact he's clueless than delusional.
Number 1
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07 May 2015 19:44:31
By Shola | On 07 May 2015 - 18:56 PM
More worried about the fact he's clueless than delusional.

Clearly he's both.
Shola
18 years ago
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2,708
08 May 2015 11:20:37
Might be a good day to slip your resignation in unnoticed. Go on. Everyone else is doing it.
Poe
20 years ago
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3,676
09 May 2015 20:03:04
Much much better today - could have done with him bringing on Aarons instead of Ameobi but on the whole we fought well and just lacked quality in the final third.
Shola
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2,708
14 May 2015 20:51:11
Apparently signed two strikers today. And neither is Tom Cleverly.
Number 1
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3,650
18 May 2015 12:40:51
If the worst was to happen on Sunday, how long do we think it'd be down there?

Maybe I was so pessimistic in 2009 that I was surprised it took us just one year to bounce back, but I really fear we'd be closer to what Cardiff and Fulham have just done down there. Especially the latter given they had to do a major refurb.
K3V0
18 years ago
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5,966
19 May 2015 09:57:32
If Newcastle actually go down I think you're fucked until your twat owner leaves.
Splash The Cash On Matt Le Tiss
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22 May 2015 17:18:34
With Paul Clement set to be made Derby County manager, Steve McClaren might have to take the Newcastle job.
Shola
18 years ago
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22 May 2015 18:39:42
I'd rather have Carver. I'd rather be relegated than have McClaren.


In other news, hilarious reading the accounts of glory seekers giving up their tickets and acting like they're Jesus. It's a fucking privilege to be able to go to SJP, there are many thousands who would love to go but simply can't afford it, so stop acting like a massive sanctimonious prick
Number 1
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22 May 2015 22:30:58
By Splash The Cash On Matt Le Tiss | On 22 May 2015 - 17:18 PM
With Paul Clement set to be made Derby County manager, Steve McClaren might have to take the Newcastle job.

I'd rather we intercept Clement and made him our manager. Can't be any worse than Schteve. Although both would be better than Carver... although admittedly so would the bloke in the Monty Magpie costume.
Shola
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22 May 2015 22:57:28
Nat. Anyone is better than McClaren.

At least Carver hasn't bottled it. Twice.
Shola
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22 May 2015 22:57:30
Nat. Anyone is better than McClaren.

At least Carver hasn't bottled it. Twice.
Based Jorge
12 years ago
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1,399
23 May 2015 00:54:59
At least McClaren has won a game though tbf
Poe
20 years ago
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3,676
23 May 2015 07:13:44
Much rather have McClaren than Carver - still rather have someone better though.

I'd probably fancy myself over Carver tbh. He's literally clueless, delusional and a massive arrogant cunt to go with it.
Shola
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2,708
23 May 2015 18:05:40
McClaren bottled it though. Newcastle should never, ever go back for him.
Poe
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3,676
23 May 2015 22:31:21
Yeah, I agree - but if its the choice between starting next season with McClaren or Carver - I'd choose McClaren every single time

We should explore other opportunities first, though.
Poe
20 years ago
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3,676
24 May 2015 10:35:55
Keegan's comments this morning absolutely spot on.
Eric Portapotty
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24 May 2015 10:53:38
By Poe | On 24 May 2015 - 06:31 AM
Yeah, I agree - but if its the choice between starting next season with McClaren or Carver - I'd choose McClaren every single time

We should explore other opportunities first, though.

Glenn Roeder.

(Who afaik was also a terrible appointment - wow you guys have had some abysmal managers post-Sir Bobby it seems)
Poe
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24 May 2015 11:07:45
By Eric Portapotty | On 24 May 2015 - 11:53 AM
Glenn Roeder.

(Who afaik was also a terrible appointment - wow you guys have had some abysmal managers post-Sir Bobby it seems)


Roeder is far superior to John Carver in almost every single way.
Shola
18 years ago
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24 May 2015 11:43:38
I liked Roeder, his post Souness run was one of the better moments of supporting Newcastle.

Keegan's comments are extremely vague, he talks about the people running Newcastle, who I doubt he's ever met. Keegan fucking worked with Hall and Sheppard ffs.

On a side note, remember when Keegan insulted the South, and the media started trying to make him look mental, and claimed he was trying to sign Henry and Lampard? Must have forgiven him since Newcastle stopped putting on a good spread.
Poe
20 years ago
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24 May 2015 12:16:36
Hall and Shephard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ashley.
Number 1
18 years ago
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3,650
24 May 2015 13:04:26
NUFC starting 11: Krul - Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett - Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Jonas - Cisse, Riviere
Subs: Woodman, Ryan Taylor, Gouffran, Ameobi, Cabella, de Jong, Perez

Reads less like a teamsheet, more like a suicide note. Least MUFC are playing Mata and Rooney.
Poe
20 years ago
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3,676
24 May 2015 13:04:57
Our team

be awesome if Carver suffered a heart attack on the touchline
Shedender
20 years ago
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13,752
24 May 2015 13:12:39
By Poe | On 24 May 2015 - 14:04 PM
be awesome if Carver suffered a heart attack on the touchline

Harsh man.

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