What if... one-club men lived forever

The year is 2017. Top scientists have finally cracked the ability to stop ageing, and the world rejoices. The discovery prompts an immediate FIFA investigation into exactly what this means for world football from now on. How will the careers come and go when every team can just preserve their best stars? How will the next Messi break through? The Qatar FA suggest restricting it to only Qatari players, a motion that’s only narrowly defeated. In unrelated news, a bunch of mysterious Qatari bank accounts are seized the day before the vote. Eventually, a compromise is decided upon between. Only those players who’ve proven themselves to be in it for the sport, and their team, can use it. The players who have stuck with their team through thick and thin, who’ve turned down bigger money offers to stay where they are. One-Club Men. However, should their loyalty ever waiver, and they choose to leave, those players will lose their right to an everlasting career, and have to face the advance years once again. Who will remain loyal the longest? Who will ride out the lowest of lows to stay at their lifelong club?

Unfortunately for those of you hoping I’ve found a secret miracle, that’s just the best nonsense I could come up with to frame this scenario. In less dramatic terms, I’m going to be keeping a select amount of one club players at a suitable age for as long as I can. As soon as a player leaves his club, he’ll be left alone and be allowed to retire as normal. And that will be the cycle until either they all leave and we have a winner, or I get bored and give up. I’ll let you decide what’s more likely.

There is a link to the full story with more pictures throughout, as well as profiles at the end here: https://www.whatifgaming.co.uk/what-if-one-club-men-lived-forever

The game used to simulate this is Football Manager 2017, just because that’s the latest edition I own. 50 one club men from the most popular clubs have been selected, and I’ll de-age them to around 22. Every 5 years, I’ll return everyone to 22, unless of course they’ve abandoned their loyalty. I’ll also adjust everyone’s initial contracts to expire in 2020, to make it even across the board and give all our players a fair shot. Where necessarily I’ll also undo international retirements, just so we can see our players full potential. Nothing overly complicated, but I’m expecting this one to run a long long time if I’m going to have everyone leave, so I’m good with it not being too complicated.

So who actually qualifies for this? I’ve restricted it to players from the Top 5 leagues of England, Italy, Spain, Germany and France, and only included those that have been at their clubs the longest. As well as the genuine candidates like Messi and Totti, loaned out players like Lahm qualify, as do those like Iniesta who haven’t left in FM 2017, and even those that have left in-game, but are known for their careers at one club. Buffon is a good example of the latter. The full list of players is:


With all this loyalty around, I wanted to mix it up a bit by adding in one final player. Someone completely opposite to everyone picked so far, the anti-one-club man, the journeyman of all journeymen. And after some research, I came up with the perfect candidate. Sebastián Abreu, a man who in his career has played at an impressive 29 different teams in 11 different countries, setting a Guinness world record along the way. Abreu will receive the same treatment as the loyal players, except it won’t stop when he moves team. I want him to move around more, spread his wings, see how many teams he can collect over an illustrious career.

That’s enough explaining for now. Should be pretty clear what’s going on, just a bunch of footballers never getting old. Time to get things rolling and see who eliminates themselves. Who can stick it out the longest, who will become THE one-club man?


2016/17
With our younger one club men unleashed on the world, many of them attract instant attention from new clubs. For a while it stays quiet and looks like the first transfer window may pass without incident. Only a few loans crop up… until Javi López because the first man to fall. With Espanyol not meeting his standards, he makes a £2.4M trip down the coast to join Valencia. He proves to be the only summer casualty by the time the window slams shut.

January brings the winter window, and the Premier League clubs start to sniff around, ready to throw bags of cash at unsuspecting players. It doesn’t take long before the next two players are reeled in by money and lose their eternal youth. First Marcel Schmelzer in a £20.5M move to Liverpool, followed by Bruno joining moneybags Man City. By the end of the window, Nacho also heads to the north of England, joining rivals Man United. I’m not sure if any of them have realised how damn cold it is up there. That window swiftly ends, settling the bottom 4 finishers in the competition.

Returning to the world of actual football results briefly, and there aren’t many shocks to be seen. Man City finish 6th, Everton get relegated and Borussia Mönchengladbach reach the Champions League Semi-Finals. A few players see their team relegated, as Werder Bremen, Caen and Freiburg go down, so there could be a few casualties once that disappointment has set in. But all in all, the footballing world has coped just fine.

Loyal Players Remaining: 46
Abreu Club Count: 23 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: None


2017/18
With everyone’s transfer budgets warmed up, it doesn’t take long for the action to get back underway. The previous season has barely finished before Chris Solly trades in his morals for a Premier League move to Norwich. Sergio Álvarez joins him in England, making the slightly odd move to Bournemouth before a big £52M move sees Koke trade loyalty for a big move to Man City. That’s the most surprising move so far, as I expected many of the players at top clubs to stick around. The final two transfers of the window take us to sunny Spain, where both Xabi Prieto and Mario become massive glory hunters, trading in their life long clubs for Atletico Madrid and Barcelona respectively. Javi López, having left Espanyol to join Valencia last year, immediately realises his mistake and rejoins Espanyol. It’s too little too late though, his status as a one-club man is already ruined.

The winter window comes and goes without even a hint of action, so things may already be starting to quieten down. Over in Brazil, Sebastián Abreu has his contract with Bangu come to an end after a good season but fails to attract any new suitors before the European season ends.

Around the world, things keep ticking on relatively normally. Watford take a surprising FA Cup win despite finishing rock bottom of the league, meaning they’ll have European nights alongside their Championship campaign. The loyalty of Seube, Höfler and Bargfrede is rewarded, as Caen, Bremen and Freiburg are immediately promoted back to the top tier. Las Palmas head in the opposite direction, which causes David García to hand in an immediate transfer request. The Spaniard could very well be the next player to go.

Loyal Players Remaining: 41
Abreu Club Count: 23 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Watford (FA Cup)


2018/19
My suggestion that things may be quietening down is immediately disproved by the biggest move so far. Bayern Munich legend Philipp Lahm makes a huge £82M transfer to Manchester City, throwing away all he’d built up at Bayern so far. But it doesn’t end there, as 2 more huge transfers are finalised right after. First Claudio Marchisio drops Juventus, clearly not happy with them losing the title to AC Milan, and moves to Real Madrid. Then Daniele De Rossi trades in Roma for Barcelona. Whilst both have moved in real life, I didn’t expect either to fall so early in this, being icons at such huge clubs. A little later, David García makes his predicted move away from relegated Las Palmas, opting to stay in Spain with Osasuna. And then on the final day of the window, one last move. David Zurutuza decides the Premier League is more to his taste and joins Noble at West Ham. Javi López continues his tour of Spain, realising rejoining Espanyol doesn’t earn him back everlasting youth, and so heads to Sevilla instead. Currently, he’s moved around more than the specific journeyman player I chose to actually move around. Talking of, Abreu does find a new contract, heading back to Uruguay to join River Plate Montevideo.

The winter transfer window is again mostly quiet, with very little potential action. There are still some transfers though, as Robin Knoche becomes the 15th person out, heading to Borussia Dortmund. Then a legend moves on, as Iker Casillas decides that barely getting any game time behind Keylor Navas isn’t worth it, and so joins Monaco for a mere £11M. I guess you can’t escape the real world after all.

The summer of 2018 means a World Cup, a tournament which regularly creates bizarre results in Football Manager. This year is no exception, as the likes of Italy, Belgium and Argentina fall in the group stages, before South Korea beat both Germany and France in the knockouts. The final between Brazil and Croatia proves 100% less heartbreaking than the real 2018 final for the Croatians, as they become champions of the world. In domestic football, Man United take all the English trophies on offer in a Quadruple, whilst Freiburg find themselves relegated yet again, as do Montpellier.

Loyal Players Remaining: 34
Abreu Club Count: 24 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Croatia (World Cup)


2019/20
Another season, another transfer window, another set of swirling rumours around our one-club men. Borussia Dortmund manage to steal away another of our competitors from a German rival, taking Timo Horn early in the window. Having been relegated yet again last season, Nicolas Höfler decides enough is enough and leaves Freiburg for Hertha Berlin. Over in Italy, and Chievo Legend Sergio Pellissier finally caves, leaving his relegation-threatened lifelong team for European battlers Fiorentina. But that’s all the entertainment I can offer, no big signings this time around I’m afraid. Let’s go see what Javi López is up to instead. His merry-go-round of clubs continues yet again, moving over to Deportivo de La Coruña in the latest of his ever-decreasing value of transfers.

January retains its typical bleak and dull atmosphere, with no sign of action whatsoever until the final day of the window. Hugo Mallo decides to try and add to his trophy cabinet and heads to Man United. Not the worst career move to throw away eternal life for considering their dominance right now. And with his departure, the total number of players that we’ve lost hits a nice round 20.

In the Premier League, Man United claim their 4th title in a row, exerting total dominance over everyone. But where one dominance rises, another falls, with Dortmund claiming the Bundesliga to knock Bayern off their perch. The shock of the season comes in the Coupe de France, where 3rd tier LB Châteauroux knock out Lyon, Auxerre and PSG before falling to Caen in the semi-finals. With Monaco having fallen to 4th tier SA Spinalien, Caen beat an easier opposition of RC Lens in the final, leading to Seube lifting the teams first-ever Coupe de France. Not bad for a player I expected to never lift a trophy. On a less joyous note, Höfler having left relegated Freiburg, sees his new team Hertha relegated immediately too. It seems there is no escaping the 2. Bundesliga!

On the record front, Gianluigi Buffon sets a huge benchmark, breaking the 200 cap mark for Italy. With no-one else close to him, he’ll stay the leader for a long time. Messi also breaks a boundary, climbing through 400 league goals during his career at Barcelona. Like Buffon, he’s way clear of any competitor, and unless a miracle happens that sees him abandon Barcelona, I can’t see anyone catching him soon.

Loyal Players Remaining: 30
Abreu Club Count: 24 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Caen (Coupe de France)


2020/21
2020 arrives, and with it, two important points arrive too. Firstly, everyone gets de-aged for the first time in this experiment. The 20 that have left get to watch from a distance thinking about what could have been. Second, the initial contracts are set to expire, so anyone that hasn’t re-signed will out the door. Which is exactly what happens to Víctor Valdés. Having barely appeared for Barcelona since his return, he leaves the club on a free and heads to the southern French coast to join Marseille. A day later and someone else leaves France, as Romain Danzé who decides one de-ageing is enough and moves to Schalke. Tony Hibbert also struggled for games at Everton despite his new youthful look, and so he walks out the door. He opts for Aston Villa, who to my great surprise have sunk to a mid-table League 1 team. Feeling left out, Spain joins in, with Oier Sanjurjo departing Osasuna and moving to Villarreal. The window is then capped by a bizarre final free transfer. Despite appearing regularly, Xavi isn’t offered a new contract by Barcelona. Man City can’t quite believe their luck and snap up the Spanish wizard a few days before the window shuts.

Winter brings with it just one transfer in its usual action-heavy way. Roberto Torres leaves Osasuna, making a £35.5M switch to Atletico. I’m not sure whether Atletico thought they were getting a different de-aged Torres because that can only be described as an overpayment. Either way, that means we’ve now lost over half the competitors.

Euro 2020 passes, and Croatia prove their World Cup victory was no fluke, becoming both champions of the World, and champions of Europe. On the Continental front, things have been fairly predictable so far, at least until this years Europa League. Hoffenheim escape a tough group and go all the way to win the entire thing. Not bad for a team that barely qualified in the first place. Oh, and Messi wins a little thing called the Ballon d’Or for the 10th time. I think he’s only just getting started.

Loyal Players Remaining: 24
Abreu Club Count: 24 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Hoffenheim (Europa League)


2021/22
The 21/22 season begins with two transfers on the first day. Loïc Perrin makes his way to the Premier League to join Leicester. But that’s a minor splash compared to the other move, as after 768 appearances and 302 goals, Francesco Totti leaves Roma. It seems wrong to see it, but he’ll now be wearing a Man United kit. Dortmund continue their run of stealing loyalty, this time bringing Tony Jantschke into the fold. Another contract is run to the end, forcing Álex Bergantiños out of Deportivo without much choice, before being picked up by Cagliari. Mikel González opts to end his time at Real Sociedad, joining Pellissier over at Fiorentina. And as August comes to a close, it looks like Totti may be the only big departure. That is until Gianluigi Buffon decides to call time on his Juventus career. It’s an odd move, with the legend going sorta sideways from a regular starting Juventus spot to Bayern Munich. But there’s no going back now, as his 636 league appearance career with the Italians comes to a close. Two legends down in one window.

No season is complete without a single winter signing to warrant an entire separate paragraph, and this season is no different. Sergi Roberto moves away from Barcelona, in a £24M move to French giants PSG. A good way to guarantee yourself plenty of titles I guess. Abreu also makes a winter move, adding Guarani in the Brasilian second tier to his collection.

Roberto’s decision proves to be a good one, as PSG go on to claim their 10th one in a row. Not many surprises elsewhere, although Real Oviedo get close to pulling off a shock in the Copa del Rey. The second tier team beat Osasuna, Barcelona and Sevilla on the way to the final, but ultimately Real Madrid prove a step too far. Elsewhere everything is won by a team you’d probably expect. Exciting stuff.

Loyal Players Remaining: 17
Abreu Club Count: 25 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: None


2022/23
With the pool of players rapidly decreasing, very few of the crew are even wanted by other clubs anymore. Perhaps deterred by their steadfast loyalty? A few moves do still happen though, so we’re not dead yet. Firstly Anthony Lopes gets fed up of PSG dominating his league and moves to AC Milan for a better shot at a trophy. It’s not long before that story is forgotten, as the biggest transfer fee in the competition so far is dropped. Andrés Iniesta is stolen away from Barcelona, in a huge £86M move to Man United. The midfield maestro fell 2 appearances short of 600 league games for Barcelona, but with his new £300K per-week contract it’s not hard to guess why. That proves to be all the action for the summer window, with no-one willing to top that huge move.

After half a season of hearing their noisy neighbours gloating about their star signing, Man City snap. And if there’s one thing City are good at, it’s splashing the cash. In probably the easiest negotiation over fee Barcelona has ever had, Sergio Busquets makes a £95M move to the sky blues. Yeh, that’ll show United. Once again no-one wants to get in the middle of the awkward Manchester squabble, and the winter transfer closes with a whimper.

The second World Cup of this experiment comes and goes. This time all the giants make it safely through the Group Stages, but it’s Africa that really excels. Morocco make the knockouts, Egypt battle through to the Quarter Finals, but Nigeria come out best. They beat South Korea and Argentina before falling valiantly to France in the Semi-Finals. A 1-0 victory of Italy does see them finish in an impressive 3rd place, becoming the first African team to finish in the top 3 of the World Cup. France win the title on penalties after a deceivingly action-filled 0-0 draw with Spain. The domestic scene follows that with a similar lack of real shocks. In the Carabao Cup, Bournemouth beat Arsenal, Chelsea and Man United on the way to lifting the trophy. But it’s the lesser Cup, so outside of Bournemouth no-one really cares. PSG finally have their grip on the Ligue 1 broken, as Casillas leads Monaco to a fantastic title. Otherwise, all the league titles and cups fall to teams you’d expect them too. Another thrilling year.

Loyal Players Remaining: 14
Abreu Club Count: 25 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Bournemouth (Carabao Cup)



2023/24
Literally nothing happens. Thomas Kessler decides that no team can ignore his existence for 20 seasons in a row and get away with it, leaving Köln to join Trabzonspor. So as I said, literally nothing happens. Even Javi López moving to yet another club would be more interesting than that.

The same applies to the footballing season. Asides from Casillas captaining Monaco to a Champions League title, or Atletico winning the title again, exactly 10 years after their last win, everything is frustratingly normal. And even those two events are hardly shocks.

Before I start to lose hope, there are a few interesting moves over the last few years from the losing group that are worth highlighting. First season mover Bruno didn’t make the impact he hoped and found himself moving to the lovely Stoke. Robin Knoche barely received any playtime at Dortmund and found himself cast out to Dinamo Zagreb. Even in League 1, Tony Hibbert could barely get any game time at Villa and so moved on the Scunthorpe in League 2. But the winner of the oddest move has to be Zurutuza, who somehow manage to pull off a move to Liverpool after West Ham found themselves relegated, only make a few disappointing performances, before being released on a free to join Al-Arabi in Qatar. Not quite the career he was anticipating when joining the Premier League I bet.

Loyal Players Remaining: 13
Abreu Club Count: 25 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: None


2024/25
The summer transfer window arrives for another season, and with it finally comes a huge deal! Javi López has found yet another club! Hooray! As for actual competitors, absolutely no movement whatsoever. Even from Abreu, who’s been at Guarani for 2.5 years now. Manceau, Lewington and Seube complain to their managers about playing time or relegation, but none of them actually make a move anywhere. So our final 13 will add another 5 years onto their career length.

There are some fun statistics from our 51 worth mentioning at this point. Buffon leads the way with both total league appearances (935) and international caps (259). His caps are at a point where they’re too high for the game to display, as the value is stored as an unsigned 8-bit integer, and so has rolled over to just show 3. Most appearances for a single club goes to Dean Lewington however, who thanks to being a regular sits at 857 league appearances for the MK Dons (or 889 if you include Wimbledon). In the goals department, the winner is obvious. With almost 500 league goals, 100 international goals and 14 Ballon d’Or awards, Messi sits on top of everyone. On the international scene, he’s run close by Müller and the fast-approaching Kane, but for league goals, it’s not even close.

2024 brings with it a Euro tournament, which doesn’t provide much in the way of surprises, but brings with it some exciting high scoring matches. All ending in a 4-3 victory for a Thomas Müller led Germany over neighbours Netherlands. Which I’m sure went down very well. The domestic scene decides to spring a few shocks though. In Serie A, Roma claim an impressive title thanks to main striker Iheanacho, their first since 2001. The German and French cups provide surprise winners, in the form of Hertha Berlin and Dijon. Both cap an impressive run by beating their respective league winners, Bayern and Monaco. Even the continental tournaments turn up too. First Monaco cement their place as a top power in football by winning their second Champions League in a row. That coming a week after the best win there could possibly be. Tottenham win the Europa League! Screw the other stuff, that last part is all I need!

Loyal Players Remaining: 13
Abreu Club Count: 25 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Dijon (Coupe de France), Hertha Berlin (DFB Pokal)


At this point though it’s fair to say that the competition results are more interesting than the movements of the players. Which is the perfect signal that things need to speed up a little bit. So from now on, updates will be every 5 years, which lines up perfectly with player age resets, letting us see who has made it to the next checkpoint.


2025-2030
Another round of de-ageing hits, and you’d think that would incite some interest in our final 13. Instead, it’s a ghost town. We do have an immediate dropout though, as Nicolas Seube finally gets fed up with his lack of playtime at Caen and heads for Panionios in Greece. A year later the situation is repeated. I’m not entirely sure what his unhappiness was about, but Iker Muniain decides he’s had enough of Athletic Club and moves to Hamburger SV. At least he left on exactly 100 goals for Athletic though, a nice round number. With 11 left, a standoff to reach the top 10 ensues. For 3 years no-one budges in their show of loyalty, until in 2029… Dean Lewington leaves for Derby County on a free. It’s a huge move, with Lewington becoming the first man to break through 1000 league appearances for a single club before leaving. But he’s moved on now, and it won’t be long before that record is broken. That move means we’re left with our final 10 contestants. Terry, Iraola, Messi, Susaeta, Noble, Jourdren, Müller, Kane, Manceau and Bargfrede have secured a top 10 spot, and now all that’s left to do is fight it out for number 1.

Over in Brazil, our anti-one-club man continues his journey, although it remains in Brazil for the moment. Only 2 clubs are added to his count, with a long stay at Atletico Goianiense followed by a £2M move to top tier Coritiba. I’m kind of hoping he starts to make enough waves in the Brazilian league to move to Europe and add some new countries to his history.

Those that fell before the first de-ageing are retiring, finishing off their magnificent, or in some cases very un-magnificent, careers (as losers). Javi López finishes his fine anti-loyalty tour around Spain with 7 transfers to his name. Schmelzer, Nacho, Solly, Álvarez, Koke, Mario, Prieto, Marchisio, De Rossi, David García, Zurutuza, Knoche, Höfler, Pellissier, Mallo, Horn and Hibbert end their careers. Many, such as Nacho, Horn and De Rossi stay just as committed to their new clubs as they did their old, finishing out their careers after just a single transfer. Of the pensioners, Sergio Pellissier manages to rack up the most career league appearances and goals, at 894 and 246, although that’s largely thanks to a huge head start. De Rossi dominates on the international scene, earning a whopping 197 caps over his 30-year career. Naturally, all those records will be blown out the water once the next group start retiring, but it’s nice to have some benchmarks.

Around the world, plenty has gone on worth hearing about. The Netherlands claim their first-ever World Cup win, beating Brazil in the final, whilst in the Euro’s Germany win their second tournament in a row. The Gold Cup throws up a few interesting results too, as first, the Mexico B team win it, with their A team tied up in the Confederations Cup. Then 4 years later Canada take the title, only the second time in their history. Over in Italy, Lazio find themselves relegated as the league starts to shake itself up a bit. But other than that, domestic football remains relatively unspectacular. Oh except… TOTTENHAM WINNING THE LEAGUE. Didn’t even have to reset it and we won it before Arsenal did. North London is very much Lilywhite now, suck it Gooners!

Loyal Players Remaining: 10
Abreu Club Count: 27 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Tottenham (Premier League)


2030-2035
Another 5 years pass and to start with it looks like the top 10 are going to hold firm. Eventually though, the temptation of money proves too much for one man. That man is Geoffrey Jourdren who trades in his starting slot at Montpellier for a cosy backup contract at PSG. Then comes… dead silence. Not even a rumour, or an unhappy player. No-one even hints at leaving for the next 4 years, which means we end the period with nine players on the books. The real waiting game has begun. Even our journeyman Abreu is moving in a very slow way, as a five year Coritiba stint finishes with a free transfer to Red Bull Brasil. I think my hopes for a European move have died.

At least there are a lot of retirements to run through. Bruno, Lahm, Casillas, Valdés, Danzé, Oier, Xavi, Torres, Perrin, Jantschke, Bergantiños, González, Roberto, Iniesta and Busquets hang up their playing boots. That does leave us without some noted legends, with Lahm, Casillas, Iniesta and Busquets reaching 200 caps for their country. You’d think Spain would have won more with that golden generation. Casillas and Xavi also both hit 1000 league appearances thanks to a strong head start before the experiment. But it’s Andrés Iniesta who is the most loyal of the bunch, racking up nearly 600 appearances for his original club before departing.

Five years leaves plenty of time for interesting results once again. England take a World Cup win, which is always a sign of the apocalypse, only made more bizarre by Scotland making the semi-finals in the same competition. Portugal take the other title in that period, whilst the Euros also see a surprise winner in Switzerland. France provides the biggest shock at club level, as Lille come from nowhere to win Ligue 1, and then immediately revert back to mid-table once again. Otherwise, the time belongs to Manchester City. The oil bar… sky blues take 4 out of 5 titles in both the Premier League and Champions League, with all that cash flinging finally paying off.

Loyal Players Remaining: 9
Abreu Club Count: 28 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: England (World Cup), Lille (Ligue 1)


2035-40
With just nine players left, once again we get a transfer fairly early on in the period. Early as in the first transfer window, which makes me wonder why they waited so long. Anyway, Mark Noble has had his patience tested by West Ham’s yoyoing between the Premier League and Championship a bit too much and finally caves. He makes a £20M move to Burnley, who… are doing the exact same thing. Not sure that was the brightest idea. Like the previous 5 years though, one transfer is all we get. None of the others move, despite some pretty heavy unhappiness from Bargfrede and Manceau. Abreu keeps up his trail, running out his contract with Red Bull Brasil and opting for Chapecoense to reach 29 clubs in his career.

With very few moving recently, that also means less and less are retiring, as just 7 ex-competitors leave the game. Totti, Buffon, Lopes, Kessler, Seube, Muniain and Lewington call time on their football life. The fact they all stuck with it for so long means there’s so impressive stats between them. Totti racked up 1154 league appearances, with 768 at Roma. Dean Lewington, after leaving MK Dons with 1003 appearances finished with a total of 1287. Italian legend Gianluigi Buffon finished with a whopping 1307 league appearances, but perhaps more impressively, 334 international caps. But the single most surprising statistic goes to Thomas Kessler. Despite barely playing in Germany he manages to notch a grand total of 7 goals after his move to Turkey. Maybe if he’d been a striker he’d have actually played at Koln. Oh and Seube ends his career Greek. Because why not.

As per every time, a quick look around the world’s results is needed. Spain win back the World Cup titles, whilst Italy take a Euro win. Argentina, Mexico and Australia claim all their continents international trophies in the window, so no massive surprises there. The domestic world isn’t exactly littered with shocks either. Brescia win a Coppa Italia, and Nîmes Olympique grab 4 top 5 finishes in a row in France, but there’s not really much to shout about. I think it’s best to just get on with the next de-ageing.

Loyal Players Remaining: 8
Abreu Club Count: 29 clubs in 10 countries
Odd Winners: Brescia (Coppa Italia)


2040-45
Down to 8 now, so it’s getting tougher. And a lot slower, so slow in fact that not a single transfer in our group happens in five years. For a moment I was excited to see Manceau at Recreativo de Huelva, but that was just a loan. So I was back to being crushed. On the plus side, Abreu makes some huge steps. He adds not just 1, but 2 new countries to his history! The first is Portugal, in a huge step up to join Braga. As usual, it’s just until his contract ends, before he moves on to Frankfurt in the Bundesliga. He’s hardly setting Europe alight but I don’t care, he’s actually moving!

There’s only one retiree to talk about too, as pretty much everyone has already gone. Geoffrey Jourdren finishes up with 925 total league appearances. It probably could have been a bit more, if he’d not spent 10 years of his career being a backup at PSG and Bayern. On a far more interesting note, Terry breaks through 1500 career league appearances. Kane also hits 256 international goals, which results in the number resetting to 0 just like caps. So the game has him on 96 caps with 11 goals, when the actual numbers are a stunning 352 caps with 267 goals.

Having seen my disappointment last time around, the world decides to liven things up. Denmark become both Champions of the World and Champions of Europe in 2042 and 2040, although they lose the European title to Germany 4 years later. At the continental level, the Champions League stays on track, but the Europa League brings some bizarre winners into the mix. Nîmes Olympique, Real Sociedad, Leicester and Bristol City all win a trophy. It seems Mark Noble finally made a right move transferring to Bristol City, as the club is now a strong top 6 Premier League side. Manceau wins a Coupe de France at Angers, but it’s still Nîmes making waves, forming a big three with PSG and Monaco. It may not be long before either Nîmes or Bristol City win their league, which is not something I expected to be saying.

Loyal Players Remaining: 8
Abreu Club Count: 31 clubs in 12 countries
Odd Winners: Nîmes Olympique/Bristol City (Europa League), Angers (Coupe de France)


2045-50
2045 kicks off and once again Manceau deceives me. This time it’s a loan spell in Denmark with Brøndby that had me thinking he was gone. Well you know what they say, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice… I’m probably gonna fall for it. It looks like there’s going to be no moves whatsoever once again, until June 2047 arrives and I notice a contract is set to expire. Imagine my shock when Lionel Messi is not offered a contract by Barcelona and is let go. It’s made doubly worse by the fact that of all teams to pick him up, it’s Atletico Madrid. Apparently, 37 Ballon d’Or awards aren’t good enough for Barcelona anymore. I don’t even care that nothing else happens. That’s enough to stun me.

Over in the retirement home, Mark Noble moves into a room. After an up and down career, the Englishman did manage some silverware with Bristol City and ended his career with 1317 league appearances. He even earned not just 1, but 90 England caps across his 44-year career.

Around the world, interesting results are still cropping up. England grab their third World Cup win beating Colombia, whilst Honduras win their first-ever Gold Cup. Much to my bitter disappointment, Arsenal win 4 of the 5 Champions Leagues on offer, as well as 3 Premier League titles. Chelsea have a period of bottom 10 finishes which deeply upsets Terry, whilst over in France, Chamois Niortais begin to try and join the top 3. Don’t worry I’ve never heard of them either.

Loyal Players Remaining: 7
Abreu Club Count: 32 clubs in 12 countries
Odd Winners: Honduras (Gold Cup)


2050-55
With the world still reeling at the fact the Messi has moved from Barcelona, everyone kinda forgets to make any moves. In fact, Messi is the first person to move yet again, leaving Atletico in a very cheap 34.5M move to Man City. Which is more in line with where I originally expected him to go. Abreu finishes one contract, at Hapoel Be’er Sheva, and moves onto the next, but it’s with Monterrey so doesn’t count. Sebastian, it has to be new clubs. John Terry is starting to get frustrated with a Chelsea team that has really fallen from grace. The Londoners barely survive relegation in 2052/53, so Terry may be the next to go. Or maybe I know nothing and it’s completely random.

No-one retires this year, so let’s take a brief look at some statistics of our remaining 7 + Messi. All our players have now reached 1000 appearances, with Bargfrede in last at 1173. Messi has crossed 1000 league goals, now a full 300 clear of the chasing pack of Abreu and Kane. On the international level, Thomas Müller becomes the first player to need a rollover of caps twice, moving on to a massive 524 international caps. But it’s Kane who still leads the international goal stat, nearly breaking 350, a full 50 ahead of the German.

Müller does, however, grab a World Cup win for Germany so I’m sure he won’t be too upset. At least until they’re deposed by Holland 4 years later. On the continental level, Bristol City win another Europa League title beating previous champions Espanyol. Middlesbrough also nearly earn a trophy, having joined Bristol as a top 6 team. But the winner of the biggest shock, although I did say this might happen, goes to Chamois Niortais, who topple the dominance of PSG and Monaco to capture a miraculous Ligue 1 title in the last season of the period.

Loyal Players Remaining: 7
Abreu Club Count: 32 clubs in 12 countries
Odd Winners: Chamois Niortais (Ligue 1), Bristol City/Espanyol (Europa League)


2055-60
The summer window of 2055 opens and as I warned may happen, there’s an almost immediate transfer. Fed up with Chelsea’s mediocre finishes, John Terry decides to move on. Unfortunately for Chelsea fans, Arsenal is his next club, which I’m sure will cause a few shudders. A year later and another move comes around, once again due to unhappiness over the club’s performance. Surprisingly it’s Thomas Müller, who’s annoyed by the fact that Bayern haven’t won a Bundesliga title since 2048, and so runs down his contract. Leverkusen almost earn his signature, but eventually its the glory of PSG that proves too much to resist. But we’re not done there! Another player runs down their contract, opting to move to Vitoria de Setubal in Portugal. Vincent Manceau finally makes a real move rather than constantly faking me out. So with another 3 players down, we’re left with our final 4. The race for the top 3 is hotting up now!

We do have a retirement this time thanks to the transfer window livening up. The world’s best-ever player, Lionel Messi, retires from football. He ends up on a total of 1858 league appearances, scoring a massive 1068 goals in this time. 1430 appearances and 895 goals of those belonging to his 45-year career at Barcelona. On the international scene, he earned an impressive 505 caps and 276 goals. But it’s the awards where he shines. 279 individual awards, 82 team titles, 22 league titles, 6 Champions League titles, 45 Ballon d’Or awards. What makes it even crazier is 41 of those Ballon d’Or awards were in a row, as he earned every single one from 2015 to 2056. I don’t think I’ll see another player like that crop up in any save, truly the world’s best player.

Looking out on the world, I can say that it’s a Chamois Niortais player that breaks Messi’s streak, as the French team claim another two Ligue 1 titles. It’s hard to say they’re a “surprise winner” at this point. Bristol City finally make the full step up to join the big guns, winning 3 Carabao Cups, 1 FA Cup, 2 Premier League titles and even a Champions League trophy. If any Bristol City fans want this save to give themselves hope over the future, I can send it over. Internationally it’s the era of Portugal, as they claim both the Euro and World Cup trophies.

Loyal Players Remaining: 4
Abreu Club Count: 32 clubs in 12 countries
Odd Winners: Bristol City (Premier League/Champions League), Lyon (Relegation)


With so few players left, now is probably a good time to speed it up once again. The final four will be tough to budge, so how about we move to 10-year intervals to try and cut down on dead years.


2060-70
With the last time window reaching such a high in terms of transfer activity, it seems unlikely this one will match it. It starts off as quiet as you’d expect. Only a little bit of interest here and there but no actual moves. Unfortunately, it also finishes in the same way, so we get no actual moves. Kane does threaten to leave, as his Tottenham side finds themselves without European football in a while. But for now, he stays put. Müller actually moves, transferring back to Germany, but it’s to Borussia Dortmund, so Bayern fans look away. Abreu brings a little brightness to my transfer window, adding both a new club and country to his repertoire. He heads to rich sandy Saudi Arabia to join Al-Ahli.

Both Müller and Terry refuse to end their careers despite reaching late thirties, so the only retirement is Manceau. He ends on a decent 1424 league appearances, with 1218 of those at Angers. No real shouting points in his 59-year career though, and he didn’t manage a single international cap in that time.

10 years means quite a few results to look at. Argentina and Italy win the World Cups, but it’s Asian teams that show up as both Japan and China make the final. Serbia win 2 Euro tournaments and a Confederations cup, but then decide the World Cup isn’t for them and fail to qualify. Which makes them a big country… ish? Or just horribly inconsistent. On the club level, Roma grab their 19th title in a row, so just a small streak of dominating Italy. Bristol City add 2 more Champions League titles, Middlesbrough finally win a Europa League, but the cup shock goes to Tours. The third tier team beat Lille, Lyon, Chamois Niortais and PSG on their way to a Coupe de la Ligue trophy. Sure it’s the second cup, but that’s still damn impressive, and they’re in Europe!

Loyal Players Remaining: 4
Abreu Club Count: 33 clubs in 13 countries
Odd Winners: Serbia (Euro Championship), Tours FC (Coupe de la Ligue)


2070-80
It looks like very little is going to happen again, with Abreu providing the only action of note. The Uruguayan makes the USA his 14th country by joining Seattle Sounders. But then, near the half-way mark, Harry Kane finally snaps. I can’t exactly blame him, as Tottenham’s lack of European football turns into full-on relegation leading up to Kane’s departure. It’s gutting to see though and to Liverpool of all teams, who aren’t even top 6 any more. The only further action to cap the 70’s is Kane moving on yet again to European challengers Norwich. Which means we’re left with our final 3 of Bargfrede, Susaeta and Iraola.

Terry and Müller finally give in to old age and hang up their playing boots. It’s the end of two remarkable careers. Terry finishes on 2415 league appearances and 622 caps. Müller ends slightly lower on the league scale with 1955 appearances, scoring 868 goals in that time. He earns more caps though, a total of 656, netting 368 times. That’s without mentioning the countless trophies earned between them.

There’s so much news to catch up on. Colombia book a place in the history books with a World Cup win. One step down on the continental level, there are some unique Europa League winners. Norwich and Genoa both take a trophy each, as do Mallorca who have (very) slowly built themselves up from a second-tier team to a European contender. In France, Bordeaux win a first title since 2009, as do Toulouse. Next door in Germany, Wolfsburg also take their first win since 2009, but its the time of evil as Red B… Rasenballsport Leipzig who dominate the league and even complete a perfect 34 wins in 34 game season.

The Premier League isn’t important anymore, although the Carabao Cup remains relevant as Tottenham win it twice in a row. Roma make it a mere 24 Serie A titles in a row but are stopped short of 25 by AC Milan. But all that and the biggest news comes from Spain. For the first time since 2004, a team other than Real Madrid, Barcelona and Atletico Madrid win the league. The honour goes to Real Sociedad, who add to their league trophy cabinet for the first time in nearly 100 years. First big shakeup in Spain for a while!

Loyal Players Remaining: 3
Abreu Club Count: 34 clubs in 14 countries
Odd Winners: Colombia (World Cup), Real Sociedad (La Liga), Toulouse (Ligue 1), Mallorca/Norwich/Genoa (Europa League)


2080-90
And so begins the final stand-off. The schemes, counter-schemes, fakes and fake fakes, all to get that coveted top spot. Or in this case, a standoff consisting of absolutely no movement whatsoever. I’m pretty sure this whole thing is more exciting in my head than in the game. There’s no unhappiness of any sort, Werder Bremen even return to the Bundesliga, removing any chance Bargfrede gets unhappy. At least Abreu adds club number 35. Al-Ittihad is next in line as he heads back to Saudi Arabia.

There is one retirement as Kane calls time on his career. After 76 years the Englishman amasses 2386 league appearances for 1148 goals. Of which nearly 2000 apps and 950 goals were at Spurs (but somehow isn’t a club legend???). Tottenham have hardly been a star team, so England is where most of his silverware was earned. He captained 3 World Cup wins and 5 Nations League titles, ending on a total of 707 caps and 489 goals. Between him and Terry, it was a strong English era.

The Europa League continues it’s run of unique winners as Norwich win twice, before West Ham and Birmingham grab one trophy each. Middlesbrough step up to a genuine English powerhouse, winning not only a Champions League title, but 3 Premier League titles too. There’s joy for Sassuolo in Italy as they top Serie A for the first time ever, and then proceed to continue the party with four in a row. Hellas Verona win Coppa Italia, Lyon-Duchère (no not that Lyon) win the Coupe de la Ligue, and Germany continues under its RB based dark cloud, as Leipzig take all 5 titles. They even throw in another unbeaten season for good measure. The cheek of it.

Loyal Players Remaining: 3
Abreu Club Count: 35 clubs in 14 countries
Odd Winners: Middlesbrough (Champions League), West Ham/Birmingham (Europa League), Sassuolo (Serie A)


2090-2100
More years go by and the tension keeps rising, with no movement from any of our final 3. Susaeta and Iraola attract a little attention from outside clubs, but I’m not sure anyone knows Bargfrede exists. Maybe Werder Bremen don’t either. Iraola and Susaeta swap multiple times between captain and vice-captain, which at this point I’m tempted to count as movement. But the century ends with all three staying put.

Maybe results will liven things up. Italy take their 7th World Cup win to lock in most ever titles. Russia finally win something in Euro 2092, but the biggest international shock is Costa Rica winning the Confederations Cup. They then get smashed in the following World Cup but you can’t take that trophy back! Middlesbrough continue where they left off, reaching 3 Champions League finals in 5 years, although only take home 1 trophy. Even Birmingham match that, having replaced Man United in the top 4. West Ham have also risen to a top team, taking a Premier League title. PSG reassert their domination on Ligue 1 with their 15th title in a row as Chamois Niortais and Nîmes Olympique start to falter. Ligue 2 team Sedan Ardennes do throw up one of France’s usual weird cup winners, taking their first trophy since 1961.

Loyal Players Remaining: 3
Abreu Club Count: 35 clubs in 14 countries
Odd Winners: Birmingham (Champions League), Costa Rica (Confed Cup), West Ham (Premier League)


2100-10
We have movement in the first very transfer window! Or to be more precise, lack of movement. I joked last time that his own team might have forgotten he exists, but unfortunately, it seems that’s actually the case. Philipp Bargfrede is released from Werder Bremen, heading over to Poland and Zagłębie Lubin. He then spends basically every year hoping clubs, so it’s a miracle he stayed in one place for so long. And so we are left with an Athletic Bilbao standoff. Tense glares across the changing rooms, the hundred-year teammates attempting to psych out each other to steal 1st place… until 2107, and it all ends. In a glory hunting £43.5M move to Real Madrid… Andoni Iraola falls at the last hurdle. Which means Markel Susaeta is the winner! He’s crowned the most loyal player after nearly 90 years of sticking it out in this experiment! If only they had given up this quickly a few years earlier.

Bargfrede fails to settle anywhere after leaving his beloved Werder Bremen, and by 2109 retires. He ends on a fantastic 2549 league appearances, but earned no caps and won’t hold many spots in the history books.

The world takes heart from the exciting finale and produces so interesting results itself. Nîmes Olympique prove me wrong for daring to suggest they were faltering and take a first-ever Ligue 1 title, even taking 4 in 5 years and a Champions League. Chamois Niortais do get relegated though, so I was half right. There’s plenty of other first too. Norwich match Nîmes by winning the league and Champions League for the first time too. Racing de Santander and Recreativo de Huelva both win their first-ever top tier trophy in the Copa del Rey, whilst Bayern win their first trophy since 2048. Their longest drought by a fair margin is finally over. Uruguay end 152 years of hurt with a World Cup win to make England look impatient, but the biggest first comes in the other World Cup. Japan become the first-ever Asian team to go all the way and win the entire thing. Admittedly the final was between Japan and China so we were guaranteed an Asian winner either way but… someone had to take the plaudits! A fantastic way to cap off this whole thing.

Loyal Players Remaining: 1
Abreu Club Count: 35 clubs in 14 countries
Odd Winners: Japan (World Cup), Nîmes Olympique (Ligue 1), Norwich (Premier League/Champions League)



The End
So that’s it. Mikel Susaeta of Athletic Bilbao comes out it all as the most loyal player! He rounds out a top 10 of Jourdren, Noble, Messi, Terry, Müller, Manceau, Kane, Bargfrede and Iraola. It’s an impressive career, resulting in a final total of 3390 league appearances in 103 years. Although, despite the 3 years extra after Iraola left, he still sits behind the right-backs total at Athletic Bilbao. And his total of 158 caps leaves him way behind Iraolas 679.

In contrast, our transfer happy Uruguayan, Sebastián Abreu ends on 35 clubs from 14 countries. After his move to Al-Ittihad in 2086 landed him a stupidly good contract, he’s not felt the need to move since and has completely settled down. I wonder why. Still, he ends with a total of 2965 league appearances for 1846 goals, so he’s hardly taking a break in Saudi Arabia.

But maybe we shouldn’t end it right there. Maybe we should see just how long Susaseta will stick to his guns, or whether he’ll relax now he’s won the whole thing. Maybe Abreu will find someone else to fund his moneybags lifestyle. Or maybe I’ll break and give up before they do.


2110 – 2255
Yes, that’s not a typo, it takes another 145 years for this whole thing to finish. Admittedly that does include the retirement of both Susaeta and Abreu, but that only adds about 10-15 years on. I can’t count the number of times I almost gave up and scrapped this section as we went passed 2150, then 2200, on and on. 145 YEARS OF RESETTING AGE! Obviously, quite a few things happen in that time, so to avoid a massive block of text, I’m going to break it up into smaller headings.

Markel Susaeta
The sole reason things took that long. It’s fair to say respect turned into frustration and annoyance by the end. For the longest time, nothing really happens, Athletic plod along in the top 6 as expected, even winning a La Liga title. Finally, in 2199, things start to shift, as Athletic Bilbao find themselves relegated to Segunda Division. I think that maybe Susaeta will finally become unhappy, or the finances of a relegated team won’t suit him, but nope. Athletic contain to yo-yo between La Liga and the Segunda division until around 2230 when they fail to get promoted and spend 10 years in tier 2. Each year is a further step downhill as they slip down the table slowly, until finally in 2241 they’re relegated again. To be fair to Susaeta he does stick it out a year in tier 3, but when the club fails to get promoted again, the financials stop working and he isn’t offered a new contract. The era is finally over.

No-one can fault Susaeta for his loyalty. He stuck it out falling from a £120k per week contract to just £5k per week. He even saw his current ability tank from around 150 to 90 as the club fell. If that’s not loyal, I don’t know what is. And the stats from his career are incredible. In 235 years he amasses a massive 7415 league appearances for Athletic, scoring 1189 goals and assisting 2084 (assists are 2017). Impressively, the club records sheet holds those numbers just fine. His international career wasn’t quite as spectacular, but 355 caps is pretty good by normal standards.

From there, and with all physical stats but Strength at 1, his career never recovers. A short unsuccessful stint in Italy at Reggiana is followed by an impressive 4 year run at Jumila. After one last season at Lugo, he fails to find any suitors for a completely immobile pensioner and so, at the age of 31 (or 263) hangs up his boots. The end of an era.

Sebastián Abreu
Unlike Susaeta, Abreu has a bit more movement through his career to talk about. His luxurious stay at Al-Ittihad runs until 2121 when he does actually find a similarly rich suitor in Lekhwiya of Qatar for country number 15. He again settles down though, remaining there for 56 years until 2177. From there it’s two new clubs in old countries, in the form of New York City and Al-Nassr. But then the fun begins. Abreu heads to Colchester in England, which not only adds a new country (#16) but kicks off a European tour. Stints at Saint-Etienne, Zenit, Lazio and Universidad de Chile add another 4 countries to reach 20. They’re punctuated by seasons at Metz, Real Zaragoza, CE L’Hospitalet, St. Pauli, Nancy, Granada, Elche and Empoli.

Chile causes a small return to South America only clubs, as he visits Montevideo Wanders, Club Nacional, Liverpool (Uruguay) and Colón de Santa Fe. It’s not long before Europe calls again though, albeit without any new countries. This time Toulouse, Córdoba, Frosinone, Preußen Münster, Cagliari, Freiburg, Troyes and Chieri are added. Another brief spell in Uruguay brings us to 2242, the point at which Susaeta leaves Athletic. Which puts a timer on the number of years Abreu has left. He makes 7 more moves by the end of his career, adding Turkey to his list of countries with İstanbul Başakşehir. Athletico Paranaense, Everton, Krasnodar, River Plate Montevideo and Deportivo Atlas are added to the list, before a final 2 years in the familiar grounds of Liverpool in Uruguay.

Not much time to breathe or expand on much in that list with so many moves to fit it. During the time at Al-Ittihad and Lekhwiya, I worried the other guys had rubbed off on him too much, show him the benefits of loyalty. Turns out it was just cash. It’s a fantastic career though, doing exactly what I wanted. 66 unique clubs, spanning 21 countries around the world. Impossible to match. Throughout his career, Abreu netted an outstanding 3935 goals in 6406 league appearances. Not to mention the 1176 assists along the way. And his international career shines just as much. 1391 international caps, scoring 463 international goals. With a reset every 256 caps, keeping track of that proved difficult. But the anti-one-club man played his role perfectly.

International Football
Lots of results to talk about through the world, so let’s start at the international level. Brazil add another 6 World Cups to make their tally 11, the highest of anyone. Switzerland, the Czech Republic, Turkey and Mexico claim their first trophy, with Mexico even grabbing a second one 20 years later. Germany sweep up the most Euro trophies, with only Poland becoming a first-time winner. Africa, Asia and Oceania spring no big surprises the entire time, but Paraguay grab two Copa America wins in 2223 and 2231, their first since 1979. Haiti and Trinidad & Tobago both win their first Gold Cup, whilst Barbados get within 1 match of doing the same. Oh and the Confederations cup stops functioning. Absolutely no idea why.

Continental Football
Only 2 competitions here but plenty to cover. The Europa League has more odd results than I can ever list. Lyon-Duchère, QPR, Metz, Cardiff, Lens, Bournemouth, Cagliari, LB Châteauroux and Sedan Ardennes all win at least one title, although how weird that is varies wildly when you’re covering this much time. Montpellier, Lens, QPR, Birmingham and Middlesbrough each manage multiple Champions League wins, and even the likes of Le Mans FC and US Créteil-Lusitanos take titles. But the most outstanding set of results goes to Nîmes Olympique. The French side make it to 10 finals in a row, winning the first 8. They’re only stopped from a full 10 by French rivals Lens, but 8 in a row is absolutely nuts. The French league has a weird way of turning minnows into giants like no other league can.

England
The Premier League’s history can best be described in eras. Periods of either utter dominance and multiple titles, or tight scraps between multiple teams. The latter includes battles such as Man City vs. Leicester, Arsenal vs. Norwich, Leicester vs. Liverpool, and Chelsea vs. Arsenal. Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, West Ham, QPR and Birmingham have periods of dominance, with Birmingham coming off best thanks to 11 titles in a row. Bristol City and Middlesbrough do grab a few Premier League wins here and there, but also get relegated occasionally, so no dominance as such. And we don’t speak about Tottenham’s performance…

Spain
Things kick off in Spain similar to how they are in the real world, with the big 3. Then Real Madrid win 14 titles in a row, which seems to kill of Atletico Madrid. First Athletic replace them, grabbing a single title, before Real Sociedad make that spot their own, winning titles as regularly as Barcelona. By the end of the century though, it’s all Real Madrid. They win the league 14 times in a row again, take a small break, then top that with 20 in a row. Which would be 26 if not for a single Real Sociedad title. Right at the end, Getafe start to assert themselves, winning 3 titles in a row just as the experiment finishes.

Germany
Around when Iraola retires, Bayern start to revive themselves into a league winning outfit and manage to take 17 titles in 20 years. Dortmund and RB Leipzig soon catch up though, resulting in a three-way scrap for 30 years. Bayern then start to fall off, leaving it to just Dortmund and RB Leipzig to take all the titles. Another 30 years of that and another falls. This time it’s Dortmund, leaving RB Leipzig to dominate. They win 42 of the 54 Bundesliga seasons after 2200 and become the first German team to cross 100 league wins.

France
To start with there’s an obvious dominator. Nîmes Olympique win 21 out of 24 titles from 2100, punctuated by a first time win for Lyon-Duchère. And they cap it all with their remarkable Champions League run. They very quickly fall off afterwards, leaving Toulouse, Lens, Bourdeaux and PSG to fight it out. Eventually, Montpellier step in a reassert the windows of dominance. They reign for 20 years, followed by PSG for 15 years, and then Lens for 30 years. In that time, Le Mans, LB Châteauroux and US Créteil-Lusitanos build themselves up from third-tier nobodies to league winners by claiming their first-ever titles. Créteil-Lusitanos don’t stop there though and claim Ligue 1 for their own, winning 16 out of 17 titles to end the experiment.

Italy
Italy’s history is not as tidy as the other countries, with very few patches of dominance. Juventus do manage 21 league titles in a row at one point, but outside that, it’s a mixed bag. Roma, Juventus, Napoli, Inter Milan and AC Milan have periods of winning, although Napoli do find themselves relegated at one point too. Sassuolo, Bari, Torino, Sampdoria and Bologna all steal in for surprising silverware at some point in the 140-year window. But if anything the competition harms the league. Italy falls to 5th in the coefficient, dangerously close to Portugal, and fails to win the Champions League once in the experiment. I’m serious, in 238 years, there’s not a single Italian winner and only 15 Europa League trophies. It’s pretty grim viewing for Italians



The Real End
So that’s that! This whopping experiment is complete. Susaeta has proven himself the perfect loyal player, and Abreu the exact opposite. But more importantly, I’ve bested them both. This whole thing took way longer than I expected, towards the end I was cutting leagues to make it faster. The writing was slow too, turns out I’m way out of practice. I’ve finally got through though and hopefully it was worth reading.

If there’s any extra info you want on the save just leave a comment and I’ll try and answer. I considered uploading the save, but it’s 500MB, and realistically it’s just like any other save holiday’d until 2250. With some odd history thrown in.
Also let me know if you have any ideas of experiments you want me to try! Any suggestion is helpful, I’m trying to come up with unique ideas all the time.

Thanks for taking the time to read up to this point. I can only hope you enjoyed it. Until next time (hopefully not as long as last time!).

And if that interested you, maybe some of my previous experiments will too. You can find them all right here: https://www.whatifgaming.co.uk/all-experiments/